webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 1hfujieda wouldve done his grad homework..im sorry for letting you down 110
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 1hguys i think um i think im screwed tomorrow but its okay ill live 110
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3h<smaller arms unravel from my hips as i blush and hide my face> aha.. sorry, um , sorry about my claspers ignore that... 010
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3hpeople who follow me for yaoi getting posts about me on my childrens rights high horse or complaining about chronic pain: what the hell ..? 020
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3hgreat green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, gizzards beaks and birdie feet, marinated in a burlap sack and me... Without my spoooooooon ! personally i was always more fond of jingle bells batman smells. 000
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3hactually i was reading a collection of nasty nursery rhymes and i need to read the whole thing because it was SO fascinating that children are determined to reflect societal taboo in their own cultural sphere. an adult cannot stop the proliferation of a joke without the joke becoming funnier. 100
Reposted by webbs1000 Eyes @1e0y0e0s.bsky.social · 18/07/2025this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it 7884443
Reposted by webbspseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2024A quick comic about daycare 391526205
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5hand now im an adult with a crippling lack of spontaneity or urge to make social plans. im soooo fucked... please lets make cars less of murder machines so children can bike freely and create spaces that are welcoming to them. Ughhhhh 020
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5hi was a teenager that wasnt allowed to go outside without a detailed itinerary and a tracker and hourly check in texts or else my parents would make me come home 120
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h<takes a deep breath in with the intent of going on another political rant> ... ... ... what if the alpha was the little one and the omega was the big one and they are both shy 011
Reposted by webbsmimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 13hgod the "no this art isn't political" crowd love to show they have never once sat in a singular art history class. which is another conversation lol 2719
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5hgetting so mad about the lack of children's rights rn ... sure yeah you can just legally abuse your children if you call it homeschool or religion.. Whatever man 020
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5hwe cant let children know about reproduction or consent, or else they may have the verbage to protect themselves 042
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5hpeople say captain underpants is gross out humor but truly i think it's because dav pilkey consistently writes stories about questioning authority which is threatening to parents and schools; children live under an authoritarian rule and it's just normal and how they have to live. 000
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 7hbeing asked ur top 5 ships is like...what ... im supposed to play favorites????! 000
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10hthe sensibilities of grownups being more important than the joy and safety of children is sooooooo... 160
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10hits banned books weeeeek... get really sad about the trend in which books are banned- ill give you a hint, anything with Black people, trans people, gay people, antitracism, or just something funny but in a way that offends grown ups 140
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10hdo you think towa and fujieda do boring old people stuff together like puzzles. fujieda off the josh trying to do a 1000 piece puzzle.. 120
Reposted by webbsVOID 🦇 @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 10hthey DISGUST me with their HAPPINESS ... how dare they be GLOWING ... 3132
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026he can read and text but god forbid you ask him to write down an appointment suddenly it's "i cant hold a pen in my cute paws" you were playing fortnite just fine a few hours ago 062
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026honestly the whole "owner" and "pet" dynamic went out the door when i saw this guy trying to order uber eats on my phone so like he's basically my unemployed roommate 140
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026im a cool catboy owner i let him smoke weed but i have a timer on his twitter and youtube account so he doesnt become a inyacel . 140
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026yeah this is my catboy, when i put a hat on him they let him vote. we are starting the neko suffrage movement 140
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026theyre gonna start licking eachothers wounds sub4sub dynamic 000
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i mean - all on technicalities he didn't...! im his defense attorney now, my client is innocent his only crime is being a poor whumpuke !! lovely fujos and fudans of the jury you have to understand- 110
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026no i love tumblr, i just do not understand how my repost caught on in the fujo machine over here... im a small time poster i have an audience of 2-5 at most times 110
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026in the future ill overlay like a badly warped image of ren so no one reposts it 120
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026apparently all you have to do to have a hit bsky post is repost something from Tumblr 240
Reposted by webbs𝚛𝚢𝚛𝚢 @detrivora.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the process of changing one's sex is so inconvenient. i think all of this stuff should just happen automatically 131
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i love these 🩷 kuromi and my melody nanoshiki is awesome 110
Reposted by webbsᴍᴇᴡ-ɢɪ-ɴʏᴀꜱ ≽(>⩊ •マ≼ @mugichas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026okay yayy it is once again tnc × sanrio crossover tiimmeee #togainunochi #咎狗の血 361
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026my favorite character from any franchise is gonna be the little creature . (ren dmmd, topper nc, brushbuddy wha) 010
Reposted by webbsAmerican Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don't be afraid to READ! Get into the spooky season with this poster featuring Gustavo the Shy Ghost from Mexican artist and New York Times bestselling author Flavia Z Drago. Purchase here: bit.ly/4nZO2EO 2300106
webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the scene in the new um evil dead movie where she pushes him into the loaded dishwasher, knives going into his back, and she straddles him, saying "i was your first and i'll be your last" before kissing blood into his mouth and licking up his face was really really hot im sorry 020
Reposted by webbsfudanshi-n @anshinki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026cw #guro goretober 3 gutspill featuring a nameless victim from an old comic of mine #anshin_nikolay 224353
Reposted by webbsVOID 🦇 @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i love this gifstatic.klipy.comHashihime Minakami - Man with HeadphonesALT: Hashihime Minakami - Man with Headphones 082