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@ukeblender.bsky.social
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18+! artist, fanfic writer, sewist. 25/he. ☆requests are open☆ °•current favorites: n+c, witch hat atilier, apothecary diaries•°

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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 1h
fujieda wouldve done his grad homework..im sorry for letting you down
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 1h
I didnt do grad homework
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 1h
guys i think um i think im screwed tomorrow but its okay ill live
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3h
<smaller arms unravel from my hips as i blush and hide my face> aha.. sorry, um , sorry about my claspers ignore that...
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 6h
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3h
people who follow me for yaoi getting posts about me on my childrens rights high horse or complaining about chronic pain: what the hell ..?
ren for emotional support
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3h
great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, gizzards beaks and birdie feet, marinated in a burlap sack and me... Without my spoooooooon ! personally i was always more fond of jingle bells batman smells.
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 3h
actually i was reading a collection of nasty nursery rhymes and i need to read the whole thing because it was SO fascinating that children are determined to reflect societal taboo in their own cultural sphere. an adult cannot stop the proliferation of a joke without the joke becoming funnier.
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1000 Eyes @1e0y0e0s.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it this world is better with you in it
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
A quick comic about daycare
a comic. Panel 1: the goose says HI TO MOMMY as she runs into Emma’s arms. Emma says “hey little goose.” Panel 2. Emma and the goose hug. Emma says “did you have fun at daycare?” Panel 3. Goosie coughs wildly without covering her mouth even though we’ve been talking about that. Panel 4. Emma has gunk splattered on her face. Her expression is blank. Panel 5: “and shortly:” Emma is sick. The baby is fine, she demands PLAY ELMO SONG
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
and now im an adult with a crippling lack of spontaneity or urge to make social plans. im soooo fucked... please lets make cars less of murder machines so children can bike freely and create spaces that are welcoming to them. Ughhhhh
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
i was a teenager that wasnt allowed to go outside without a detailed itinerary and a tracker and hourly check in texts or else my parents would make me come home
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
<takes a deep breath in with the intent of going on another political rant> ... ... ... what if the alpha was the little one and the omega was the big one and they are both shy
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 13h
god the "no this art isn't political" crowd love to show they have never once sat in a singular art history class. which is another conversation lol
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
the stupids
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
getting so mad about the lack of children's rights rn ... sure yeah you can just legally abuse your children if you call it homeschool or religion.. Whatever man
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
we cant let children know about reproduction or consent, or else they may have the verbage to protect themselves
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
people say captain underpants is gross out humor but truly i think it's because dav pilkey consistently writes stories about questioning authority which is threatening to parents and schools; children live under an authoritarian rule and it's just normal and how they have to live.
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 5h
theycel
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 7h
being asked ur top 5 ships is like...what ... im supposed to play favorites????!
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10h
the sensibilities of grownups being more important than the joy and safety of children is sooooooo...
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10h
my favorite banned books are now The Stupids by Harry Allard
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10h
its banned books weeeeek... get really sad about the trend in which books are banned- ill give you a hint, anything with Black people, trans people, gay people, antitracism, or just something funny but in a way that offends grown ups
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10h
do you think towa and fujieda do boring old people stuff together like puzzles. fujieda off the josh trying to do a 1000 piece puzzle..
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 10h
I want to go home and finish my embroidery design
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VOID 🦇 @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 10h
they DISGUST me with their HAPPINESS ... how dare they be GLOWING ...
towa and fujieda slow damage
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he can read and text but god forbid you ask him to write down an appointment suddenly it's "i cant hold a pen in my cute paws" you were playing fortnite just fine a few hours ago
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
honestly the whole "owner" and "pet" dynamic went out the door when i saw this guy trying to order uber eats on my phone so like he's basically my unemployed roommate
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
im a cool catboy owner i let him smoke weed but i have a timer on his twitter and youtube account so he doesnt become a inyacel .
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah this is my catboy, when i put a hat on him they let him vote. we are starting the neko suffrage movement
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
theyre gonna start licking eachothers wounds sub4sub dynamic
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whumpuke vs whumpseme whos leaving with more limbs
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i mean - all on technicalities he didn't...! im his defense attorney now, my client is innocent his only crime is being a poor whumpuke !! lovely fujos and fudans of the jury you have to understand-
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 01/03/2026
happy steely dan sunday
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no i love tumblr, i just do not understand how my repost caught on in the fujo machine over here... im a small time poster i have an audience of 2-5 at most times
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in the future ill overlay like a badly warped image of ren so no one reposts it
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
apparently all you have to do to have a hit bsky post is repost something from Tumblr
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𝚛𝚢𝚛𝚢 @detrivora.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the process of changing one's sex is so inconvenient. i think all of this stuff should just happen automatically
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Wright @wr1ghtwr0ngs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ren
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love these 🩷 kuromi and my melody nanoshiki is awesome
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ᴍᴇᴡ-ɢɪ-ɴʏᴀꜱ ≽(>⩊ •マ≼ @mugichas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay yayy it is once again tnc × sanrio crossover tiimmeee #togainunochi #咎狗の血
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ThatPunkin' 🎃🦇 @thatpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my favorite character from any franchise is gonna be the little creature . (ren dmmd, topper nc, brushbuddy wha)
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i need to draw this as topper
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't be afraid to READ! Get into the spooky season with this poster featuring Gustavo the Shy Ghost from Mexican artist and New York Times bestselling author Flavia Z Drago. Purchase here: bit.ly/4nZO2EO
Poster featuring an illustration of Gustavo the Shy Ghost. Text reads "Don't be afraid to READ!"
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the scene in the new um evil dead movie where she pushes him into the loaded dishwasher, knives going into his back, and she straddles him, saying "i was your first and i'll be your last" before kissing blood into his mouth and licking up his face was really really hot im sorry
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fudanshi-n @anshinki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cw #guro goretober 3 gutspill featuring a nameless victim from an old comic of mine #anshin_nikolay
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webbs @ukeblender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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VOID 🦇 @goldenrequiems.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i love this gif
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Hashihime Minakami - Man with Headphones
ALT: Hashihime Minakami - Man with Headphones
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