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Uileag

@uileag.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.3K following 2.6K posts

I'm not bald, I'm big-boned. General nonsense with possible seriousness now and then. NO MAGA. Head of TACTICAL Submersible Hamster Lavatory Covert Anti-Atheist Operations, Church of the Forgiving Eagle Above Kamran Launderette, Windmill Rd., Croydon

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 7h
garfield finally consumed john and his mortal remains
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 6h
[after a hard day of scrolling] boy my thumbs will be sore tomorrow
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 6h
everyone wants to make friends with a crow but nobody wants to take the time and effort to make friends with a frog
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Woman who rescued injured crow keeps getting ‘thank-you gifts’ from birds
YouTube video by CTV News
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 6h
it's time to go to sleep, i've become too woke
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 5h
stop boiling me
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 9h
a proctologist is the only person who can legally dream about your butt
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 9h
i really wouldn't consider myself a celebrity 💅
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 14h
i have been provoked into having a thought. who is to blame for this?
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 13h
we didn't start the pyre i've been always yearning since the earth's been burning
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 8h
the best part about having amnesia is i forget
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 8h
Are shenanigans permitted?
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 10h
the time for edgelord humor is over. now is the time of whimsical silliness.
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 10h
Kids love the taste of Goop!
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 12h
tonight for dinner, fix yourself up a big bowl of goop soup™! goop soup™, it's soup that's made out of goop! brought to you by the fine people at clorox-campbell-protecor & gamble-monsanto, a family company.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 14h
it's sasquatch shaving season. it's that time of year when we all venture deep into the mysterious woods until we find the lair of the 'squatch. with nothing but a can of shaving cream and a razor, we shave their fur and turn it into a lovely, foul smelling quilt.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 14h
someone must suffer the consequences of my actions & clearly it shouldn't be me
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 20h
12 October 1906 | Czech Jewish woman, Helena Hoenigová, was born in Prague. She was deported to #Auschwitz from Theresienstadt ghetto on 6 September 1943. Registered in the camp. She did not survive. --- Women at Auschwitz Lesson: lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en
Vintage black and white portrait of a woman, featuring a smiling individual in a light-colored shirt and a polka dot tie.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 12h
man shut the fuck up
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 12h
i'm considering the potential of possibly completing a task. perhaps.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 11h
DON'T DO IT TOAD
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 12h
i always remember this icp lyric about columbus
I can hear the teacher man talking about Columbus
He nothing but an old dead fuck with a compass
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 14h
Runner duckling Boot on pumpkin inspection duties
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 16h
this is what the ancient egyptians used to make and receive phone calls
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 19h
what's the story of canadian thanksgiving if you guys don't have the pilgrims and Plymouth rock and all that bullshit?
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 20h
where can i procure one of these 'bonk-proof' hats? i'm sick of being sent to horny jail.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 19h
hot water feel good
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 18h
mr jingles and the snail is the hot new power couple and all i want to hear about for the next 3 years
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The moment Mr Jingles the harvest mouse met Snail
YouTube video by The Mouse family that live by the brambles
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 17h
Herds of wildebeest flying in tight formation as they practice for this weekend's air show.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 21h
this is super memeable. what is he seeing?
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 17h
it's the 20s. we should be drinking bootleg hooch and doing the charleston, not whatever the hell is going on right now..
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 21h
i'm almost ready to mute 'charlie brown' but what if i miss important charlie brown related news?
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The president of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr., is so stupid he has to get naked to count to 20 and 1/16.
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mr. Froggo has considerably more energy and agility than I do. Well done, Mr. Froggo.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 17/04/2025
This is my friend Mr. Froggo and he is very talented
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She's going to be doing some cement work near Cisthene in the land of Sarpedon. (It's a Medusa reference. Honestly. Read up on the Classics, people!)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/10/2026
It’s that time of year for my 2010 joke.
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
EVERYTHIMG about this movie is perfect. Actors, director, novel adaptation, soundtrack, photography... everything. And the real star, Mary Badham as Scout.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 12/10/2026
i could be asleep right now if i wasn't so awake
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
PEPE!!!
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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A break from the shitshow that is this country.... SisFace and I had a good time catching up, and she left at 5 a.m. to make the long ass drive back up. I WON THIS ROUND My Pepe King Prawn is on loan to her, and in a bag of stuff she was taking up... I HID JESUS. He is back in her possession.
A small statue of Jesus next to my Pepe The King Prawn (he is on loan to her )

The Jesus Game is on.....she found JESUS.
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thank you.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 11/10/2026
pickling something is called the process of enpickleification
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here are 3 bugs for 3 pumpkins, and a 1 bug tip.
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let's stop this, please. As much as an anti-American, fascist pig as Elon Musk is, calling for his denaturalization and deportation via anything other than due process makes us ICE. We're better than that. We're better than THEM.
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, please. How much are they?
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 11/10/2026
would u like one of my fine pumkins?
a little green frog wearing a straw hat is sitting on a wheelbarrow full of little pumpkins, he's surrounded by pumpkins. There is a sign behind him reading "punkins 4 sale"
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Uileag @uileag.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Patrick the Wombat was cuter than cute.🥰
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A beautiful Sunday morning stroll with George the donkey
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good to see Letty-Lou giving Violet a ride and Kate giving extra animal care
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 17/03/2025
Do not mess with me I will bop you
A pacman frog with two red boxing gloves on next to a black & red punching bag
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