Reposted by @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social🏰meg⚔️ @impavid.us · 02/04/2026SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS 32105715128 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Pepo bismol save my life 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 29/01/2024I hope free Willy is fucking it up up in heaven along with all the other animals from the 80’s 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 19/01/2024My car is getting an oil change and I feel vulnerable, like a frog is sometimes 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 22/12/2023My AI powered toothbrush keeps kidsbopping into my teeth telling me to snap it in half so it can die. That’s my favorite song 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 20/12/2023Is god like... funny? He do jokes? Jokes? funeeee???? 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 19/12/2023I won the paul itzer prize. Then the real paul stole my hands. It’s like that Christmas story with the haircut. I am a good writer 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 16/12/2023Reading an article about poontang and then since I don’t get it I look up poontang and get hit by a giant aluminum canister Pontoon??? 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 09/12/2023College graduates will enter the workforce and say “spudinga” like I didn’t give this country 20 of my bones to turn hitler into moorland mists. Try being an artist now Jackass! 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 05/12/2023Me when I find a Foil Bart Simpson Ballon encased in rock next to some seashell fossils: “Cowabunga Dudes, the President of Argentina Needs to see this IMMEDIATELY” Australopithecus 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Smoking is stressing me out because every time I’m sitting down 🪑 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Eating cereal is so demeaning like, “come on get up time to work, here’s your sugary kibble!” Goddamn fetishists 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 02/12/2023That last tweet was for insurance purposes *wink wink* 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Elon Musk just sent Me AI generated propaganda and I scrolled down to see an ad for an AI image generator and that makes me proud to be an American HOUGH-RAH MOTHERFUCKERS WHO-RA 000 0
uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social @uhohpsychicdamage.bsky.social · 02/12/2023I’m gonna be a hit tweeter like dril: first tweet: I could never handle NNN because jerking off is too useful for my emotional regulation 020 0
