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Ugly Bennie

@uglybennie.bsky.social
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? 🔞 NSFW-ish.👩🏿‍🦲Black, Bearded, Baldie (and single) down with O.P.P. This *is* the alt account... 👬🏿🏳️‍🌈✊🏿Don't follow me if LGBTQ+ gives you the ick. (D)MV.

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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 8h
My work crush asked if I needed a hug. And then he hugged me...
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Eyes Roll Back Ecstasy: Melting Distortion
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 8h
The only A.I. I trust...
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Commander Data's Sarcastic Look
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Big 🍑 > Big 🍆
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's scary to find out a thirst trapper you follow is a suspect in a murder.
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😈 @xxxnxgga.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
Tranquility in the garden 💦🍆🥵 #bbd #bigdick #phatass #publicplay #outdoorfun #moaning #b8 #batebro #thickdick #bigballs #batespread #shootingnutt
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'ma be like a Jolly Rancher that you get from the corner store
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah, we get it, you're "progressive" and want to expose your child to the diversity of life or whatever ... but I didn't come to a drag show to see your infants or your toddler in a princess costume.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of my favorite moments...
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Name one villain that lowkey had a point.
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X-Men: Mystique and Magneto Share a Laugh
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Another check off my bucket list tonight
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sheeeee's here!!
Whitney Houston Barbie doll in an antique China cabinet.
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JoanKay @joankay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Not being in/from Michigan, I hadn't been paying attention, so I had no idea that the Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was so handsome. Oh yeah and his policies seem good too.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm missing out on something special because I was afraid. #WAWG
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Looks like this guy I was once obsessed with... I wonder where he is these days...
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Vaseline is not a good personal lubricant... for me.
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CeeJay @adiego25.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Everyday is hump day with him and his Ass 👀🍑😍😛❤️
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I hate to admit it, but maybe it would do me well to start dating again. Or at least fucking/sucking.
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YNCentral @yncentral7.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The algorithm must think I actually like posts about pets that have died/ are dying. Just because I'm empathetic doesn't mean I want my skyline to be so sad. This is supposed to be the Black gay/ 🌽 skyline.
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Jeff Youngblood @jeffyoungblood.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It was July 1976 when Tina Turner had had enough fights and beatings with Ike to leave him permanently. It was her Independence Day...
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Y'all still can't make me hate on Jussie. No way!
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We are the Stonewall Girls! we wear our hair in curls! We don't wear underwear! We show our pubic hair! We pick up lots of tricks, That's how we get our kicks! We wear our dungarees, above our nellie knees!
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The DC Homos @dchomos.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
In the early morning hours of June 28, 1969, at the Stonewall Inn: “Police! We’re taking the place!” The raid did not go as planned. Police tried to restrain some of the crowd, knocking a few people down, which incited bystanders even more. The Stonewall riots began. #Pride
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I like to see his titties jiggle.
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Countess Vaughn's Hilarious 'Lil Bit' Moment
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Persephone did not consent.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image
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😈 @xxxnxgga.blacksky.app · 17/06/2026
Curious to play in that hole & hasn’t stopped since🥵😈 #bbd #bigdick #phatass #stroking #moaning #verbal #b8 #batebro #thickdick #bigballs #batespread #oozingnutt
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 19/06/2026
The celebration of Juneteenth started in Galveston, but its impact is felt far beyond Texas. Generations of Americans refused to accept that freedom belongs just to some. They understood that freedom is something to cherish, and that each generation must continue the fight for justice and equality.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Black Pride today and everyday... because they can't stand it
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⸸ ⚧️ INAYA 🏳️‍⚧️ ⸸ @enbyrobot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Repost if if that's true 📢
It's an image that says "repost if trans people are welcome and safe with you" with the trans flag in the background
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's DC Black Pride and I'm at home, in my bed, alone. I missed all the day parties and I just don't have the energy to be out in these streets tonight.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"You really can't tell with a turtle." -- words to live by.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"We didn't come here to do the least... or be the least." -- Durand
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ᗩTᒪᗩᔕ🇿🇦 @atlascage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Happy 60th JJ
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Black men >
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Happy Birthday, Ms. Jackson!
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Janet Jackson Vibing and Smiling
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My brothers in baldness: how do y'all keep it smooth? Do y'all have any discoloration or blotches? How do you treat it?
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Karlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 12/05/2026
Dominique Ate this up 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #transrights #protectthedolls
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Post a MOTHER
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Richard Roundtree as Shaft: Drink Taste
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Add a letter to a band name to make it different: S(h)ade
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Nothing like opening Instagram around others (at work!!) to make you realize how much your entire feed is just thirst traps.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I no longer hate myself for being gay. I hate myself for a host of other reasons, but just not for being gay
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a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
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daddyblackdaddy.bsky.social @daddyblackdaddy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Monday starts the first full week of International Masturbation Month. Make it a productive week.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I can't call out from work because my balls hurt... can I?
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
People really be looking like their dogs (or vice versa). I haven't noticed the same for cats.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Never add your coworkers or managers to you public profiles. Just don't even ask them.
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Ugly Bennie @uglybennie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
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