Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The best thing about time is there is a lot of it. The worst thing about time is there is not enough of it. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Very wise of TV to arrange things so that if im ever flipping through channels i can always come across Moneyball. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I've seen enough. Add olivia miles to my fav players list. 120
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You ever wonder if allen wrenches are trying to infiltrate our homes? 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"Between a rock and a hard place" is one of the most bland cliches for how widespread it is. No flaire at all. 000
Reposted by Sam KenyonLaw Murray 📘 @lawmurraythenu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026right around this time is when the Spurs would have been blowing that double-digit lead in Game 6 at New York 2678
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026"Life is not perfect, but there are perfect moments." Mike Breen you are a blessing to the game. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026They say im dramatic and its NOT TRUE but i do have a certain flaire ... 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I stole this from my brother i hope he stole it from someone else. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I want my president to think like an offensive lineman. 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026ESPN let Walt Clyde Frazier call at least one game at MSG with mike breen please do the right thing 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I cannot believe that wemby 3 pointer. Madness. Genius. Electric playoff moment. 010
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Okc is so good. Spurs so good. Fucking Harper is a fucking rookie. Wemby. Im fucking pissed. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026That SNL weekend update impression of Tucker Carlson should get memed and used by all because that way of speaking is widespread and annoying and i think we can mock it out of existence. "What are we doing?" "What's going on here?" 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I'm very sad to hear Brandon Clarke died. I always liked that guy. When i first saw him in person at Gonzaga he honestly jumped out to me. My family watched him drop 30 in the tournament, it was a great time. I always rooted for him. Happy trails, RIP. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ive made no commentary about any other series apart from saying he has risen to the occasion before. So no, don't really know where you got that from. If he were to turn this all around it would be awesome like a great sports movie. Im just not expecting that. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The great ones dont cheat the game. Even if they lose, they show up. When the big moments call for them, they at least answer the call, even if they fail. Thats why i feel betrayed by jokic. I have seen him rise to the moment several times before. But in this series he didn't even show up. 231
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Live now from the white house: "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed ..." 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Too clinical. I want something more dramatic and poetic as befitting the feeling we are all going through. The equivalent of requiescat in pace. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Very reasonable of them. Im talking about everyone else. "Lower leg injury" said 1k times over the next 36 hrs because no one wants to even say the other thing (and i dont either). This is why we need a new term. Something that says "we all saw but we hopefully didn't? except we know we did" 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026We need a new sad/dark/respectful term for when we can all see what happened but the xrays haven't come out yet. "Lower leg injury" is not up to the task. 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Truly, even if the president died, i wouldn't want to have a juicy playoff game interrupted with the news. Priorities people, please. 010
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Men sleeping annoys women except in one specific situation, then they think its cute and flattering. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026... spiritually, emotionally, mentally, this dude is absolutely hitting some poses. The gestures, the fits, even the bars on Instagram, and especially the obviously calculated facial expressions. SGA is like a super model; very aware of the camera and how to appear before it the way he wants to. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This disclaimer is important to me: i like SGA and OKC in general. The fouling can be annoying but basically i like them and SGA is all time and his game is quite gorgeous. However, over time ive come to realize that SGA is very pose centric. Not a poser, he isn't pretending at anything. Rather ... 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I'd like to make a statement at this time: the above joke is clearly, objectively, very hacky and sort of lounge act-y, or whatever its not the most sophisticated quip of all time, ok? I stand by it, but im not proud. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I call him Resident Trump because the P is so tiny you can't really see it. 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I dont want lebron to ever retire. Please just keep playing forever. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026But because of the smooth, organic nature of the pivot, the easy demeanor of jokics movements, the pass fake become background, filigree along the way to the more spectacular shot. A master's attention to detail. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The sombor shuffle over wemby is a piece of art and should be discussed in the same detail. For example: draw your attention to the gorgeous and subtle pass fake before the shot, executed in perfect rhythm and with total credibility. It sends the second defender scurrying away like a messenger. 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026O my god beck pls dont be a blusky caricature of yourself i promise you can handle a very mildly sharp tone like a good sport. I do know your position, its quite clear. "Basketball reasons" (the product, as you say) > the Reason for Basketball, which is of course ... basketball. Youve lost sight. 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Many many "basketball reasons" to have these new teams? Please go dissolve, right now, one or all of the kings the grizzlies the bulls the wizards and the jazz. Then go walk around those cities and you tell me what has been lost. Those are the real basketball reasons. Repent on this, Beck. 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Beck wants to be the brave hot take artists who zags on this (a more popular position by the day, how trendy) because he doesn’t deem the league to have some undefined talent level, and thus seattle is unworthy is, to me, kind of revolting. And my final contention is this: do you want to know the 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Basketball is an inherent good. More of it, all else being equal, is good. Demand driven growth of any endeavor is correctly seen as a positive sign. The idea that people in these markets, especially Seattle, aught not to have their own franchise despite a desperate desire for one, because howard.. 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 26/03/2026@howardbeck.bsky.social your "basketball reasons" concept is faulty on its premise. You keep using that term, not really defining it, and so what you mean is merely "star talent level dilution" reasons. Because there are plenty of quite obvious "basketball reasons" in favor expansion. For example: 100
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Men are better at dealing with the grossness of animal stuff. Women are better at dealing with the grossness of human stuff. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026When the thing is plangent mine eyes get rorid. You can call it crying though, its fine. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The anger i have toward God is something i feel far more than His presence. 010
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Boyfriend/girlfriend is fine husband/wife is fine but partner sounds so lame to me. Its like the waiting room of a mediocre therapist found in a strip mall. Its so bland its off putting. My women my man my bitch my baby-daddy almost all terms are better than partner. 000
Sam Kenyon @uboat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Its not even true i also ate a flauta and a pizza stick 000
