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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
First of all, sincerely fuck you and again Fuck You Very Much. Fuck you. Fuck you once again Fuck you and again Fuck you Fuck you again Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much Very much fuck you
A picture of Shrek with a sincere and kind smile on his face and a hand placed on his heart. The Ukrainian text on the picture says: "First of all, sincerely fuck you. and again Fuck You Very Much. Fuck you. Fuck you once again. Fuck you and again Fuck you. Fuck you again. Sincerely Fuck You Fuck You Very Much. Very much fuck you"

The words 'fuck you' are placed on top of the text when there were originally 'thank you'. The words actually are a picture with yellow text 'ІДІ нахуй' on a blue background, when 'ІДІ' resembles a Ukrainian national emblem. Originally, the meme translates as "go fuck yourself"
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
What's in Elon Musk's head. The most mysterious show.
The words "what's in the head of Elon" photoshopped into a poster for the TV show "Mask. The most mysterious show", a Ukrainian version of the show "The Masked Singer". The big bright pink and glittery word 'Mask' in the middle of the picture sounds in Ukrainian the same way as 'Musk', hence the pun.
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горнятко @yourcalmness.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Сьогодні проходить голосування в антикорупційну раду при Міністерстві оборони. Ознайомтесь з кандидатами і їх діяльністю. Обирайте свідомо. А якщо ви вирішуєте проігнорувати вибори, то потім не нийте, чому так багато корупції. Відповідальність-дія-наслідок rgk.vote.mod.gov.ua?fbclid=PAZXh...
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🇺🇦 Пан Ґік 🎮 @pangik.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Збираємо на детектори дронів для прикордонників та бійців роти ударних БПЛА. • Банка збору send.monobank.ua/jar/3F95zaBQrv • Всі реквізити t.me/PonaduseMkUa... Потрібно зібрати 61 тисячу гривень, тому будемо вдячні вам за донати та максимальне поширення збору.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack
A human-sized bohemian waxwing bird voraciously eats a berry. A woman in a winter coat stands next to the bird, unbothered. She wears a severe expression and a luxurious fur hat. The Ukrainian text above their heads reads: "Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack."
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy new yea bitch ✨
A Christmas tree that is also a cat (it has a cat's face in the middle of its crown). The tree also has small hands and feet, but it's unclear, whether they belong to a cat or some other type of creature. The transliterated to Ukrainian text reads: "Happy new yea bitch".
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
✨GO✨ ✨fuck yourself✨
The main Christmas tree of Kyiv city shines brightly with blue Christmas lights. The blue tree on the photo is tastefully edited to show a classic Ukrainian meme "ІДІ нахуй", which translates as "Go fuck yourself". The meme is depicted as yellow text on a blue background, with the "ІДІ" (Go) part of the phrase resembling the Ukrainian national emblem.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
A Good evening to thee Obi-Wan Kenobi
A picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi standing with a blue lightsa... Christmas star in his had, and a slightly altered text of Ukrainian Christmas carol that reads 
"A Good evening to thee
Obi-Wan Kenobi" 
(Добрий вечір тобі
Обі-Ван Кенобі)
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
for what all this there, there, sweetie. you're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. you can do this, my little birdie
A yellow parrot in a beautiful yellow-pink-white-blue knitted sweater looks in the mirror and sees a silent question in her reflection's eyes: "For what all this?". "There, there, sweetie. You're so beautiful, so smart, all you have to do today is go to the grocery store and buy some food. You can do this, my little birdie", wisely answers the parrot to the reflection. She can do this.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'm gonna start climbing walls
A pencil illustration for the novel "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Gregor Samsa lies in his bed, anxiously scrambling his newly acquired insect legs against the wall with a tiny portrait of Kafka on it. The Ukrainian text at the bottom reads: "I'm gonna start climbing walls."
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey look at us who would’ve thought huh
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
meat marmalade
A small cube of kholodets. It's an edible substance resembling meat broth in a solidified form. And a jelly (made of meat broth). There is an ongoing debate on whether this substance should be produced and consumed at all. The text on the picture written in the Ukrainian Galician dialect reads: "meat marmalade".
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That maccohfee was mine!
Two dinosaurs in a heated argument. The green one, Iguanodon, stuck his clawed thumbs into the neck of Baryonix, the bigger orange dinosaur, yelling "That maccoffee was mine!". Baryonix regrets everything.
(Maccoffee is a popular brand of instant coffee sticks in Ukraine, and it has become a generic name for all similar types of bad instant coffee here.)
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ladies and gentlemen I'm going fucking nuts
Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, wearing a wide smile and a fine suit, announces for us an important statement that reads: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going fucking nuts."
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
being gay is not your choice, it's mine you're gay now
The Ukrainian text "Being gay is not your choice, it's mine. You're gay now", is placed on top of the photo of the fifth president of Ukraine, Petro Poroshenko. Poroshenko examines you with a smug and knowing expression. He just decided your fate.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Blueskians have no need for twitter freeloaders!
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
but how much can you munch, Maryna? much
A fluffy brown lynx chidingly looks at an even fluffier white one and says, "But how much can you munch, Maryna?". "Much", answers the white lynx. She sits on her paws unbothered, eyes closed.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
When my vacuum cleaner broke, I stuck the UN logo on it, and now it sucks more than ever!
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
the book every one of us needs "How to survive all the bullshit that has happened and to keep waking up into this fucked up world" And the year not even fucking ended yet!
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..
A facebook comment, immortalized for its philosophical nature in a screenshot that reads: "A beautiful story, sad there was no place in it for Jesus Christ..."
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
„When you’re fed up with everything, but then you remember you’re Ukrainian, so you gotta keep going and crush it.“ Let’s get Mavic 3T🌚 send.monobank.ua/jar/9C5hEfjznK PayPal v.titarenko@student.csn.khai.edu
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at
A smol disheveled kitten can barely sit upright on its scrawny paws. It looks up at you with big round eyes and says: "Mom calls me sunny cause I'm painful to look at."
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🇺🇦 Пан Ґік 🎮 @pangik.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
⚡️ Збираємо на ремонт евакуаційної автівки для підрозділу морської піхоти на Курщині. • Банка збору - send.monobank.ua/jar/4jgH6aao9E • Всі реквізити - t.me/PonaduseMkUa... Цей евакмобіль вже вивіз чимало поранених. І якщо ми допоможемо його полагодити, він продовжить рятувати наших захисників 🚑
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
"that's enough internet for today." "the day's just started :)" "enough."
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
do not start your day. fuck all of this.
A picture of a cartoon smiling blob with a cup of coffee in its hand. The picture has a grayscale filter on it, and in the eyes of the depicted creature only existential emptiness can be seen. The Ukrainian text says: "Do not start your day. Fuck all of this" (не починай свій день. пішло воно все нахуй)
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
i want cherry pies, not new problems
A sad baboon is sitting on a balcony railing. She's contemplating the city landscape beneath her feet and the numerous life burdens that weigh heavily on her shoulders. The text showing us her thoughts reads: "I want cherry pies, not new problems".
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
WE ARE christians WE ARE ukrainians therefore NO HALLOWEEN CELEBRATION
Two specters in the form of kids dressed in carnival costumes resembling traditional Ukrainian folk attire. The creatures look at you with empty undead eyes, while mocking a carved pumpkin in a witch's hat closed behind a prohibition sign. Their side-eye looks menacing. Maybe it's you who will be prohibited next. The text at the bottom reads: "We are Christians. We are Ukrainians. Therefore, no Halloween celebration."
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
One day you will answer for your sins before God
A creature depicted. The creature has the head of a cat, smiling malevolently, and the body of a plush stuffed bee, equipped with a pair of fairy wings. In its small, cone-shaped hands the creature holds a wooden spoon and a green plastic bucket. The text on the picture reads: "One day, you will answer for your sins before God."
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
pussy hold on
The cat with its eyes full of tears tries to give a smile, but only manages a painful grimace. The text on the picture reads: "pussy hold on". It's not clear, whether the message is directed at the cat or at some other kind of pussy.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
“here on the internet we all are one big family” “and i like olivier salad” “you son of a bitch”
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🇺🇦 Пан Ґік 🎮 @pangik.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
⚡️ Терміново! Збираємо на зарядний рюкзак для бойових медиків на Курському напрямку. • Банка - send.monobank.ua/jar/52C1bTQVL9 • Всі реквізити (картки, пейпал, крипта) - t.me/PonaduseMkUa... Будемо вдячні за ваші донати та поширення інформації про збір. Ваша підтримка може врятувати комусь життя 🚑
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Who the fuck knows what will be next but we have to live on
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
In 2024, the translation for winter time will be the last for Ukrainians ...
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
We have 3 days to get the $1284 and pay for the EW system, it's really urgent 🙏 send.monobank.ua/jar/9C5hEfjznK PayPal v.titarenko@student.csn.khai.edu
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
they just don't know I have 300 followers on bluesky twittor & insta
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Chornovil all by himself
Black and white photo depicting Ukrainian politician and activist Viacheslav Chornovil sitting alone in the dark of the parliament hall with a mournful facepalm. Text under the photo reads: “Chornovil all by himself”
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
eat me dronk me go wild
A tiny kitten in a soup bowl looking lost and resigned to its fate. Text in the bottom reads: "eat me, drink me, go wild"
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
It was World Mental Health day yesterday. We did not celebrate.
Two-panel hand-drawn comics. On the first panel is a sphinx cat sitting with his back turned to us and a speech bubble with Ukrainian text: "It was World Mental Health day yesterday" (Вчора був день психічного здоров'я). On the second panel the cat turns his head to the camera and his face is unimpressed. His speech bubble says: "We did not celebrate" (Ми не празнували)
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Father, can I move to post-fasting already? Why would you do post fasting? No one reads your posts anyway.
Two-panel comics. On the first panel a blurry distorted cat with a hesitant expression on his face says: "Father, can I move to post-fasting already?". On the second panel there is another cat wearing a priest outfit and holding a giant crucifix. He says: "Why would you do post fasting? No one reads your posts anyway."
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
you have 10 days left
A black and white photo of giant Patron The Dog giving an empty stare into your soul. Or maybe it's just an inflatable costume of Patron The Dog someone is hiding inside of. Who knows, if Patron exists anymore. Who knows, if he's ever existed.
The text in the center of the picture reads: "you have 10 days left".
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Wow, you have a nice sycamore tree!
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a man with a mustache is giving a thumbs up
Alt: A man with a gorgeous mustache (Ukrainian superstar singer and a meme, Stepan Giga) is giving a thumbs up. His figure is surrounded by a thin halo of twinkling sparkles. Sparkling text in the center reads “Wow, you have a nice sycamore tree!”. And yep, this is a penis joke.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
"Cover your mouth when you cough." "I fucking can't!"
The old book cover depicts two dinosaurs. The first one, Diplodocus, is looking back at the T. rex with a snobbish expression in his face and says: "Cover your mouth when you cough". The only thing left for poor T. rex to do here is to throw up his miniature hands helplessly and yell: "I fucking can't!"
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
do not start your day. fuck all of this.
A picture of a cartoon smiling blob with a cup of coffee in its hand. The picture has a grayscale filter on it, and in the eyes of the depicted creature only existential emptiness can be seen. The Ukrainian text says: "Do not start your day. Fuck all of this" (не починай свій день. пішло воно все нахуй)
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Listen, are you asleep or maybe you're dead?
Слухай, ти спиш чи може ти здох?
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
the story with no downsides
The logo of a popular Ukrainian YouTube channel "History without myths" (Історія Без Міфів) altered to show text "the story with no downsides" (Історія Без Мінусів). In the bottom right corner of the picture is a tiny photo of historian Vladlen Marayev, peeking out to watch how the story unfolds.
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Flowers for gardens. Rights for women. Donations for UAF.
A cute sparkly card that depicts a flower garden, a hand that holds a flower, and a cat that shows a 500 UAH banknote. A Ukrainian text on a card says: 'Flowers for gardens. Rights for women. Donations for UAF.' (Квіти клумбам. Права жінкам. Донат на ЗСУ.)
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
First of all, sincerely thank you and again Thank You Very Much. Thanks. Thank you once again Thank you and again Thank you Thanks again Sincerely Thank You Thank You Very Much Very much thank you
A picture of Shrek with a sincere and kind smile on his face and a hand placed on his heart. The Ukrainian text on the picture says: "First of all, sincerely thank you. and again Thank You Very Much. Thanks. Thank you once again. Thank you and again Thank you. Thanks again. Sincerely Thank You Thank You Very Much. Very much thank you"

You know what? I think the guy actually is sarcastic.
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Трахомучениця @danaspirit.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
Великий збір від 3 штурмової! send.monobank.ua/jar/3CJTuZmw7z
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
u ok
A blurry photo of a lynx in a snowy forest. The cat has a lost and low-key pained expression on its face. On top of it, there is a text in Ukrainian that says "u ok" (шо ти)
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Ukrainian Memes, poorly translated @uamemes.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
WWIII is close. Life will be bad, but short. But overall I hope everything will be fine.
Digital drawing of Jesus talking to some bearded dudes in robes against a background of a poorly photoshopped-in sunset. Atop of the picture, there is a screenshot of a social media post by a user named Sergei, that says "WWIII is close. Life will be bad, but short. But overall I hope everything will be fine." (Третя світова війна близько. Будемо жити погано, але не довго. А взагалі сподіваюся що все буде добре.)
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