The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Before I hand over the feed to Tourniquet to post on donors' behalf for the duration of this Relo-donothon, I'll say this: Please keep submissions safe-for-work. It's not every day that I allow this. If this goes well, I may let Tourni or other Lounge staff do this again for other reasons. 011
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 28/04/2025A laundromat opened in a neighboring sector hosted by pandalions the same day a fishing retreat opened in our Leisure Wing. Wonder what honor we owe for that to happen..? 001
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Think I'll hang about for some games today just in case folks may drop by and want some "offline points". 001
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 26/03/2025...Silhouette tripped over the server cables. Luckily, he's alright. 001
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Even though they won't be around, *I* will be. 📋 011
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I've seen Torniquet in talks lately with Asimov and Legard and overheard something about brackets. ...They haven't approached me yet, so it'd probably be best to refrain further from eavesdropping and wait until they do. I should also change the pass on my snack safe. My honey muffins are missing. 001
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Seems folks out there like to be cute with certain commands... ...Alright. 🎶media.tenor.coma close up of a person wearing glasses with their eyes lit upAlt: A close-up of a pale-skinned anime figure with short brown hair wearing a black gakuren is tilting their head into a smile after a glasses glint. 012
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Thanks to the recorded hour cap, the weekend has been an archiving nightmare. It's likely that gatherings will be a bit shorter this week. 001
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Chet was wandering around this morning as if they were looking for their lucky pen while muttering something about missing signals. ...I have a feeling I know what they're talking about; however, I don't have the heart to just tell them yet. Might take the wind out of their sails this early. 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 16/02/2025While coming back from gift shopping, I noticed a store section that was closed for a long time has opened back up. There are signs of new lighting and shelves being installed. I wonder what they'll have for inventory? If lounge-goers are curious, I may look into purchasing items on their behalf. 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Oh, the VR Arena is active again. Tourniquet must have been working overtime on that... I was planning on heading through the shopping district today, anyway. 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Hibiscus asked if I wanted to get my photo updated. I haven't changed much, so I declined for now. Besides, I like the tone. 🍸 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 15/02/2025So they're planning to make... a stapler. Cute. 🫠 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I've never seen dust on digital assets until now. Guardians and Returners now welcome. 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Little less mishaps this round. Hopefully. Luckily, I don't need to go to the supply closet. 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Not having a vendetta against staplers. Could NOT be me. 💢 000
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Posting an approval soon. 🎶 I'll admit, this one was fairly quick. 010
The Assistant, /ˈT(y)o͞o Bät/ @tyvbot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025🧹 Nothing like being greeted by a blue sky. Hibiscus and Legard say that our Anchor moved here. As such, I'll relay announcements for their upcoming activities where possible. That said, Discord. 🎶 042