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Tyson Jominy

@tysonjominy.bsky.social
518 followers 399 following 795 posts

Automotive data & takes Overbored, self-assured, dirty words Pragmatism, not idealism

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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Bluesky: don’t be as soft as that baby who blocked me because he quoted shit data
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is to my liking because I made it. EVs are getting… wait for it… more expensive than ICE after being at parity
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hey guys, “new data” that’s 15 months old is comically out of date
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
HMU if you’ll be at Detroit Auto Show and want to say hi. DMs are open (are there DMs here idk)
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
So there’s a Michael Connelly fan in my neighborhood
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Book club time: Oh man, I feel this title in my soul
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Tom Cruise is going door to door to save his industry. I need all of you doing the same to save ours
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
All correlation goes to one
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Poor Switzerland. They had a lock on the CH abbreviation for centuries but now it basically means China. Protect your IP, kids
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
What a week
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Galaxy brain idea: a digital readout on interstate on-ramps that tells slow drivers they need to accelerate to freeway speed
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Have NADA in New Orleans in January they said. It’ll be warm they said
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You’ll never have this level of aura
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Woke up at 5a checked flight status. Can’t believe it’s still on Get out of shower checked flight status. Can’t believe it’s still on Get packed about to walk out door for airport checked flight status. Flight canceled Back to bed
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I saw cars at the Detroit Auto Show!
Best in Show, GenX Category So choiceYou didn’t order the uh metallic pea?
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
New slogan dropped: Detroit auto show: easy to find people
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Anyone in Detroit for the auto show? HMU if you want to meet up for drinks after Ford event
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Maybe it was a mistake giving every human a camera and birthing 5 billion Truman Shows
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
So you’re telling me all those people honking in Manhattan were in the city just for a joyride
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Did Frances Bean ever revenge Seattle or are y’all still living everyday with the dread?
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Move the Detroit auto show back to its rightful spot in January they said. People don’t mind negative temps they said I chose this over CES. Man plans and God laughs I guess
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Wrangler L owners need to know what’s up
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I’m embarrassed for the owner
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
If I drive somewhere and the car doesn’t chide me with danger beeps at least once, did the drive even happen?
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Me at night: oh look a Cybertruck. Nope, a Kona
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Can someone please explain that website to me like I’m 13? I don’t seem to understand. This is major athlete money without the deep pocket sponsors, media and tech deals of a major sports league
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Love it when I set my EV to charge to 100% for a trip and the app is like “akshually you shouldn’t do that unless necessary” Put the fries in the bag, stupid app
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I was loyal to United for far too long because of memories of flying with my grandfather on planes with this livery
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We need to talk about these lids, Dunkin
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s pretty amazing growing up in the 80s pre internet, that we all knew the codes: 007 373 5963, Konami, Justin Bailey. Like, how was that info passed around, person to person, told exactly correct?
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Do bars have to pay the usual $20k to show this fight bc I’ve been in several tonight that probably aren’t
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
In no universe, of all the universes in the multiverse, could LinkedIn features in excel ever assist with keeping me up to date on my industry
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Calling the bottom insideevs.com/news/740867/...
insideevs.com
Hertz's Tesla Fire Sale Continues As Depreciation Costs Mount
You can pick up a Tesla Model 3 previously used as a Hertz rental for under $20,000.
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Active duty military 🤝Delta 360 members
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Cool, another attempt at a new vehicle subscription model
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Choose the weapon for 600 mile drive (one way): - Tesla Model 3 - $200 rental car for weekend
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Was I added to some list or did the Sky just blow up overnight? +10% follower count….
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I penned a real banger on the other site today
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
You don’t hear much from the solid-state battery people anymore
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
The joke’s on these election workers who don’t know that my Deez Nutz tshirt is also my political statement
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
"Everyone's on bluesky now" I have found here only 10% of the people I follow on twitter and I used the chrome profile matching extension already, too
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
We have classic speed bumps and the trendy speed humps (not judging), and now speed cushions. GMAFB
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Surprised myself when last-week-me preordered the breakfast burrito on this flight. I wonder if last-week-me can guess what number I’m thinking of
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
We had four drivers in our house, so three cars worked well Now we have 3:3 and it’s too many cars and too costly But two cars would be too few. We need 2.5 cars
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Eating at Five Guys is a lot like visiting one’s grandma. The place is strangely empty and there are newspaper clippings from 20 years ago all over the place
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Wrangler 4xe range is “15 miles”, trip is 14.2 miles. Will the Wrangler make it?
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Trying to rebuild on here everything lost from the other site must be what a divorce feels like. Like, I used to have spatula but I forgot to claim it and now I’m here with spoons and they’re just not the same
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Weathertech mansion for sale on Ft Lauderdale’s intracoastal. Asking price $50 mil Stay in school kids
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Tyson Jominy @tysonjominy.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Embarrassingly, I left my rental car running all night. I’m blaming EV brain, not cognitive decline but: 1. Still there in morning 2. No homeless in backseat 3. Fuel econ shit 4. Cabin precooled 5. All cars should have walk away
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