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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Sorry, we’re not accepting new members at this time”

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Sounds like a throw off line from “Baretta”

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’m not an expert but it seems to me that if they could have won the non-war war they would have, and threatening to call the non-war a real war is like this guy. Am I missing something?

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

After a long hiatus, playing Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols, in the car, confirming again to me for the whatevereth number of times that it’s the swaggeriest, balls-outiest, greatest rock and roll record of all time. m.media-amazon.com/images/I/715...

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Right after Tump called his wife ugly in public, Cruz abandoned his trump resistance and instead chortled trump’s huevos oops I mean phone banked for him. Totally masc.

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

omg u you have younger versions of my cats

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I’m still waiting to learn who wins the Mike Palm D’Or

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Yes! And let’s not forget he was the original Marty

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

The Chicago way ”they put one of yours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in the morgue” - pope Leo (but also maybe Sean Connery in The Untouchables)

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Donald, has only got one ball Hegseth, has two but very small Miller, has something similar And poor Marco has no balls at all 🎶

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Every time I rewatch Hail, Caesar! it moves a bit higher up in my ranking of favorite Coen Bros films

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I’m old as dirt & still remember the day in middle school when, loitering at the pencil sharpener, I noticed a Vonnegut paperback laying nearby. As I read the back (to delay returning to my desk), I heard teach say, “David Holden Caufield, you’d love that book”. She was correct.

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

This is definitely the guy you want joking about sex at work

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

"Well all the time ya spend trying to get back what's been took from ya, more is going out the door. After a while you just have to try to get a tourniquet on it."

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

When you have to boycott, boycott. Don’t consider… ‪

Tuco from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: “When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

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Dave Holden Caufield @tyrellcorphr.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

What really inspires me is when he puts his readers at the very tip of his nose to read his Powerfully Worded Statements of Disapproval.

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