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Matt From Iowa

@typoattack.bsky.social
800 followers 864 following 2K posts

Left that crap show that shall always be called Twitter. #Hawkeyes, #Vikings, and #Cubs. #skol #MutantFam #Everton

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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 1h
Politics As Usual is the best Jay-Z song in his catalog.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 13h
The are all over in the summer in Iowa.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 16h
Misinformation and hate is easily spread online for sure.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 17h
I’m a Vikings fan but I will make an exception tonight.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 17h
What a total asshole of a boss. I hope she kicked his ass in court.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 17h
Illinois. I live in Davenport, Iowa part of the quad cities.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 17h
Is that for bone in or just boneless?
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 17h
My steak suddenly isn’t as yummy.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 17h
Thank God for the kicker. 42 points on the year for him out of the 86 they have scored!
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 17h
Love it. 1. Dec. 24, 2022 vs. Giants — 13 rec, 109 yds, 2 TD — W 27–24 2. Oct. 23, 2023 vs. 49ers — 11 rec, 86 yds — W 22–17 3. Nov. 12, 2023 vs. Saints — 11 rec, 134 yds, 1 TD — W 27–19 4. Oct. 4, 2026 vs. Dolphins — 13 rec, 119 yds — W 15–10
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 18h
The last time the Vikings won a game with just 5 FGs was September 26, 1993. Vikings 15, Packers 13 when Fuad Reviez did it.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 18h
Hockenson tied his Vikings record with 13 catches for a TE in a game that he did in 2022.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 18h
The Iowa/Ohio State game had a bunch from Indiana in it.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 19h
This is just a miserable Vikings game.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 19h
Fumble!
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 20h
I still have no idea what Wes Phillips does.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 20h
It’s a week to week up and down journey.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 20h
It’s 2-0 Vikings in my book.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really want to see an updated Polo Grounds with a 505 central field. A baseball bathtub type field.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need it to malfunction to tell.
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Monty Python's John Cleese Silly Walk
ALT: Monty Python's John Cleese Silly Walk
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MAGA is just socially awkward dumbasses.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can say with certainty there are several police officers in the area who are white nationalists. That’s in the metro Quad Cities we aren’t talking about the “good old boys” in places like Colona. Not all cops are bad but some really are.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Those things are scary during the day!
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
ALT: Homer Simpson Monkey Brain
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Owl really?
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Rooster with Speech Bubble
ALT: Rooster with Speech Bubble
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NIL is wild too. Ohio State’s roster is just loaded and costs a ton.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Edge rushers need work too. Young Eppy will be good but he’s really struggling out there.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I shall post like Dennis Miller now. “Well, that was less a football game and more a historical reenactment of the Battle of Hastings. Except Ohio State arrived with the cavalry and Iowa apparently misplaced the Bayeux Tapestry containing the game plan.”
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love playing on the West coast. :/
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m mowing tomorrow (maybe).
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time for Halloween movies.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sad too Ernie.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reminds me of Norm having linebackers on WR’s. Even great coaches have their bugaboos.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are which Kirk now?
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hank Brown’s ex.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’ll be back at QB1 next week unless he’s hurt.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vander Zee has the perfect frame ball skills for those plays. Red Zone Threat. Built like Brandon Smith was.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please never run it ever again.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back to QB1 Brown/Helenski next week?
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go get him cubs
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well GameDay, see ya back in Iowa City in 20 years. #hawkeyes #GameDay
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m swearing about the Hawks. (Iowa).
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brown can’t be missing like this either.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
2015 and 2019 they did.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another chance! Let’s do it this time Iowa! You aren’t going to get many more! TD time!
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welp
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here we go. Get a TD and Iowa is back in it.
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which one or ones are you keeping?
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Matt From Iowa @typoattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once this game is over I’m watching Young Frankenstein. I have a feeling I’ll need cheering up.
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