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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 9h

It says an awful lot when Faiza Shaheen is only the second worst guest on the Newsnight sofa

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 9h

I knew Mumford & Sons were a ****ish band. But now a member of the band getting all Fash on Newsnight?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11h

Almost entirely clueless as to the Weeds players

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

If one result typified OG, it was the classic 0-2 away win. With Sage, it’s clearly 2-3, 3-2. We could’ve had 4 games finish 3-2 either way. It might be entertaining But it does nothing for the blood pressure And success will come with a better defence

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I have extremely little faith in sex offenders facing justice. The number of men who are punished for their sexual offences, with such severe consequences for victims, is infinitesimal So I have great fear Brand, who is CLEARLY guilty, will not be convicted Yet Donaldson shows justice possible

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It says a lot that both Reform & MAGA have no compunction in beating up women protestors in their audiences. I don't think this overt political violence has got enough scrutiny. It's fascistic.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

FYP Pod says under OG there were 4/89 coming from behind to win, while obvs Sage has 2/6

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Do you just need to pay for HBO Max in order to watch the Lyon game?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Jeff Lerma in Troy Deeney's Team of the Week... what a joke. Great goal, & ever present threat in the air, but Lerma got repeatedly skinned by Ndoye. Palace got better at the back after Lerma was subbed. Troy is a berk

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Only 11 Selhurst victories in the Prem in 41 home games. It's rare. So enjoy it

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good weekend for Deano, despite him still limping. Poor wrists from his England rivals Prickford and Trafford to concede bad goals

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Admittedly early days, but no sign whatsoever from Palace's No 1 Guehi replacement target, Ousmane Diomande, as to why he was so highly rated. Certainly didn't look Guehi quality. But who is?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If VAR had given handball for Khaliali's 'supposed' handball we'd all have to give up. Point blank range Clearly accidental Doesn't change direction of ball significantly

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

First Prem goal in half a season worth of games for Pino

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Just remembered Tyrick's belting shot from 30yards! He just gets better and better

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Different competitions but we've quietly achieved 4/6 wins

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Crisis at the Mooses, inject it in my veins

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

After scoring Pino unveiled a message on his T Shirt. Was it about Trump winning the Presidency? How old was the message? How long's he been waiting to show it?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Having heard a French journo talk about how passionately, convincingly & eloquently Sage talked football last season it stresses his limitations with English. But I still think RDZ has worse English, and he's had success in Prem. Multi national players means comms with the less imp.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Is it true Daniel Munoz is wearing a mask becasue he can't look himself in the mirror?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

First home win in Prem since April (Toon) and only second since February (Wolves). It's not totally at Sage's door the goals we're conceding (we were conceding a lot at end of last season) and way we're playing.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When was the last time both our 10s scored?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

What's that song the morally bankrupt gimps from the Trent sing about the fat Greek Gangster?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A massive critic of his but thought that was Pino's best performance for Palace, following on from a decent performance at Elland Road, not just cause of his goal. What are the chances of those three scorers though?! Pino & Kamada first Prem goals at Selhurst

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

While Forest were battering us I said we'd equalise suddenly yet still go on to lose. Half right.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I didn't dare say it at the time, but we looked quite comfortable defensively towards the end of that game. Some might say Canvot & Anhor are our best CBs. Is them in a back three the way to go? Or too young & accident prone?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Massive massive three points. Will buy Sage a bit of time. But there are still significant question marks to Sageball, despite the win today

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Can't be that many of us who were there the last time we beat Forest at home. Been a long time coming, feels great.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There's culturally something really really worng at SoL with Mackems walking out of games early. Stadium nearly empty at final whistle! Reminds one of when there were being relegated 1000s would walk out, as early as h/t & stadium a ghost town at end. Bad culture from their fans

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I really fear Pierre Sage will be a mere footnote in the history of CPFC Through little fault of his own, it feels like everything is conspiring against him Latest is two super tough fixtures right after international break that again prevented PS from drilling players Both fixtures vital to fans

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Burnley's 0-4 win at Mooses their first win since they beat us last season. (as per @pw45.bsky.social)

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ross Kemp comes across as such a dim witted knuckle head on the Traitors. A Gurning Goon

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Had my flu jab today. Covid jab wasn't available. Pharmacist said anyway those who had both simultaneously, a lot had bad reactions. Had headache after jab but went for a walk and that cleared. Now, predictably sore shoulder but otherwise okay

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why is the talk of ‘ethno-nationalists’ and not out and out racists? Is such a term not a protective shield of racists? Makes out moronic racism has more basis in renowned theories.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ponce Tim Stanley claims one of the two main things the French kids are rioting about is 'the Great Migration'. Yet not a word from the French youths lips suggesting this was a factor #Newsnight

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do you think these serial Entryists care that where they go there inevitably follows political devastation? These single issue obsessives really are toxic

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don't waste time, just give Olise the Ballon D'Or now

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I know we liked to say that he was always this good, that bods had just missed Michael Olise cos he was at little ole Palace. He WAS incredible in his final season. But Michael is going stratospheric. Messi-Ronaldo levels No serious CPFC fan could say he's not gone on several notches higher

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

These far lefties that accuse Israel of being an 'Apartheid State' must be very confused with people like Anan Khalali; an Israeli Arab committed to playing for the Israeli national team. It confuses them as they don't get there are numerous Arabic people living peacefully in Israel

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know there is irrefutable evidence that I should be allowed to retire on a pension of a £1m annually tomorrow.

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The scale of the City thing could not be bigger. We've barely scratched the surface. The Prem will never be the same again. The stain will remain affecting everyone In 100 years City will still be tainted by this Their reputation will never get over it, even with a change of owners (inevitable)

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Former Newcastle boss Eddie Howe will not return to Premier League management with a lower or mid-ranked club such as Crystal Palace or Fulham and would want to take over at an underachieving big club. (Telegraph)" Entirely predictable Smug Eddie would turn us down again

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't stop thinking about these City fans 'they can't take away our memories' stance How can they live with themselves when they've STOLEN many of those memories from others?! Denied other clubs titles, glory, signings by being crooked? Other clubs fans have been denied SO MUCH for those memories

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Q Timber came on as an 80th minute sub for self said Meerdink

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyone any idea why Jeff Lerma not in Colombia (side or squad)?

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quintin Timber on bench for the Netherlands (currently 0-1 up vs Serbia) Their no 9 is called Meerdink. If there was a striker's name cut out to have a particular finish named after him, it's that... 'What a Meerdink of a finish by Meerdink!'

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Juventus have been offered the chance to sign Crystal Palace defender Tyrick Mitchell, 27, amid other interest from Liverpool and Manchester United in the Englishman. (Tuttosport - in Italian)"

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mpabbe injury highlights risk we might go into pivotal Forest & Weeds games weakened by injuries to internationals. Fingers crossed all come back healthy & not bushed

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typicalpalace @typicalpalace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

These City fans defiantly say 'you'll never take our memories away' Do they not see that their deliberate, systematic, coordinated financial doping on an industrial scale has denied those VERY SAME MEMORIES form the clubs they've beaten to get all those corrupted achievements Boasting about that?!

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