Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 05/10/2026Weather is turning and soon it’ll be winter mats and greens and there will be little point in heading out on the course itself - a shame because I really am starting to get the hang of this movement and now just need to get to survive 18 holes 000
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 20/09/2026Heading back into the finest city in west Europe 000
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 10/09/2026The Waterboys, followed by Steve Earle supported by The Waterboys, followed by Steve Earle supporting The Waterboys followed by Steve Earle and the Waterboys just doing some great stuff. 040
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 05/09/2026Came prepared this years end of the road festival, internet and power, getting shit done until the bars open 010
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 22/08/2026Frustrating hobby, but a good week nonetheless - scored a few pts below my current hcp, there’s a game here waiting to get out 010
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 17/08/2026🤷♂️- glad I don’t work for a company that makes ides, that’s for sure 000
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 14/08/2026Dialled back my swing a little, gained a ton of predictability- a little more patience in transition and this will be a functional thing for the golf course 110
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 11/08/2026Mildly fucked it, overproofed a bit - but I’ll take that over an under-proofed instagram loaf with the big air gaps - it’ll make good brekkie and lunch, and next time I’ll plan my day better so I can do my preferred routine 030
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 11/08/2026Well it looks puffy enough, fingers crossed it doesn’t turn to goo during final (or fails to start up again because it was too cold) 100
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 11/08/2026My schedule ran away with me yesterday so my first bake with the new starter has ended up being an overnight bulk proof - my least favourite, especially with a new starter that isn’t as active as I like. Will it have stalled by the time I stick it in a banneton? Let’s find out 110
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 10/08/2026“Do you wanna play through?” “Not really” “I’m knackered so I’m sitting down for 10 min” “Ok then” *picks up 3w cos driver has been trash all day and it’s a short par4* “Fuck mate, you almost made the green with that 😂 “ Me: act casual, act casual 110
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 07/08/2026Lady butterfly still very much one of the best bosses ever made 010
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 05/08/2026Still got it 😎 (half of this fight is just managing the sodding camera angles) 000
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 03/08/2026Absolute dart of an 7i onto the green on this par 5 today 😎 000
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 01/08/2026I really didn’t think so, as soon as he started speaking with any kind of supposed emotion it was utterly dead delivery - I thought the set pieces with the various deadly beings along the way were the highlight, and he did a good job of those bits, but the heartfelt bits… just this 110
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 19/07/2026Spending a couple of days in Geneva before heading back, really fancied steak frites, got streak frites, took out mortgage so I can still afford breakfast tomorrow 120
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 18/07/2026I am not ashamed to say that the breakfast is one of the reasons I keep coming back to this hotel 130
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 14/07/2026I just love this hotel, 15 years since I first came, sparks joy in my heart every time I come, quirky, friendly, fun, welcoming, good food, reasonably priced (for the haute Savoie anyway). Check out my dinner pals also. 010
Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 12/07/2026Followed by a bus up the hill for easily the best Bloody Mary in the western hemisphere 110