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Rob Ashton

@typicalcowboybullshit.com
330 followers 193 following 2.2K posts

Purescript, Erlang, Rust, C, Typescript - but probably actually talking shit about video games or shit talking about code. I hail from codeofrob.com and that probably tells you everything you need to know about the quality of my posts.

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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 05/10/2026
Weather is turning and soon it’ll be winter mats and greens and there will be little point in heading out on the course itself - a shame because I really am starting to get the hang of this movement and now just need to get to survive 18 holes
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 29/09/2026
Spoiler alert, we're all millionaires now
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 26/09/2026
A little day out in Lancashire
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 22/09/2026
Breakfast in Lyon
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 21/09/2026
Le sportsball 🇫🇷
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 20/09/2026
Heading back into the finest city in west Europe
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 18/09/2026
Praise cheeses
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 17/09/2026
It has been a long day for pecan
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 10/09/2026
The Waterboys, followed by Steve Earle supported by The Waterboys, followed by Steve Earle supporting The Waterboys followed by Steve Earle and the Waterboys just doing some great stuff.
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 06/09/2026
Traditional end of festival activity
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 06/09/2026
Ferris wheel
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 06/09/2026
I would watch any of these
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 05/09/2026
Cleo Reed ❤️
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 05/09/2026
Came prepared this years end of the road festival, internet and power, getting shit done until the bars open
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 01/09/2026
☕️
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 26/08/2026
Good game this, such smooth combat
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 22/08/2026
Frustrating hobby, but a good week nonetheless - scored a few pts below my current hcp, there’s a game here waiting to get out
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 19/08/2026
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 17/08/2026
🤷‍♂️- glad I don’t work for a company that makes ides, that’s for sure
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 17/08/2026
What a fucking surprise
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 16/08/2026
I had that laptop, it was the best
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 16/08/2026
The SG-1 episode "200" is tv genius
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 15/08/2026
🔉
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 14/08/2026
Dialled back my swing a little, gained a ton of predictability- a little more patience in transition and this will be a functional thing for the golf course
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 11/08/2026
Mildly fucked it, overproofed a bit - but I’ll take that over an under-proofed instagram loaf with the big air gaps - it’ll make good brekkie and lunch, and next time I’ll plan my day better so I can do my preferred routine
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 11/08/2026
Well it looks puffy enough, fingers crossed it doesn’t turn to goo during final (or fails to start up again because it was too cold)
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 11/08/2026
My schedule ran away with me yesterday so my first bake with the new starter has ended up being an overnight bulk proof - my least favourite, especially with a new starter that isn’t as active as I like. Will it have stalled by the time I stick it in a banneton? Let’s find out
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 10/08/2026
👸
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 10/08/2026
“Do you wanna play through?” “Not really” “I’m knackered so I’m sitting down for 10 min” “Ok then” *picks up 3w cos driver has been trash all day and it’s a short par4* “Fuck mate, you almost made the green with that 😂 “ Me: act casual, act casual
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 07/08/2026
Lady butterfly still very much one of the best bosses ever made
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 05/08/2026
Still got it 😎 (half of this fight is just managing the sodding camera angles)
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 03/08/2026
Absolute dart of an 7i onto the green on this par 5 today 😎
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 01/08/2026
I really didn’t think so, as soon as he started speaking with any kind of supposed emotion it was utterly dead delivery - I thought the set pieces with the various deadly beings along the way were the highlight, and he did a good job of those bits, but the heartfelt bits… just this
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 01/08/2026
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 27/07/2026
Aaaaah this close to an eagle earlier
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 27/07/2026
“Just hit the ball”
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 25/07/2026
Hitting balls gud
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 25/07/2026
Home, vol 2
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 25/07/2026
Hooome again
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 23/07/2026
Okay that was quite good
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 20/07/2026
A fine goats cheese “salad”
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 20/07/2026
Good ceiling.
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 19/07/2026
Look at this good boy on the tren
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 19/07/2026
Spending a couple of days in Geneva before heading back, really fancied steak frites, got streak frites, took out mortgage so I can still afford breakfast tomorrow
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 18/07/2026
I am not ashamed to say that the breakfast is one of the reasons I keep coming back to this hotel
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 14/07/2026
I just love this hotel, 15 years since I first came, sparks joy in my heart every time I come, quirky, friendly, fun, welcoming, good food, reasonably priced (for the haute Savoie anyway). Check out my dinner pals also.
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 14/07/2026
Supreme desserlation

Tessellated plate with tessellated fruit on it
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 14/07/2026
Evian I am in you
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 12/07/2026
Followed by a bus up the hill for easily the best Bloody Mary in the western hemisphere
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Rob Ashton @typicalcowboybullshit.com · 12/07/2026
What’s that? Another bouchon? Oh go on then
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