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@typhon.monster
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you left me floating in the dark, and now i'm seein' stars again 🔞🔞🔞 | Lor, 30s, nb masc | he/him/it/its | professional jackal, hobbyist cow | writer+commissioner | 🇮🇪 | was @jackalories | #LorOC www.furaffinity.net/user/supersane

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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 10h
laning with @noirbutt.bsky.social
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FatBack (Personal) ➡️ MFF @fatbackgainer.bsky.social · 12h
People doing “whataboutism” over FA but sorry it’s the best we got and the best it will get. Every alternative that has tried to be a more “morally pure” alternative went down in flames trying to appease everyone‘s concept of morally ok porn. It has survived so long for a reason
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 12h
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It's Ikky! (2 Slots Open!) @ikkypanda.hyper.wang · 12h
Hey, this is embarrassing, but times have been rough lately and I've got less than $50 to my name rn, I'd greatly appreciate some help with sharing my comm opening 🙏
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 13h
happy birthday badger!!
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WolfWireless @1800000burn.hyper.wang · 14h
🌊✨The Beached Boys: Debut Tour [5/7]✨🌊 In a behind the scenes studio session with the boys, Xavier shares a small insight on his lashes and sharp look. (The rest of him seems way softer.)
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 15h
not quite that noisy but not far off
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 15h
oh no I'm a big blonde cow with muscles and horns and huge tits...how did this happen
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 17h
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 17h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qukk... i love listening to music described as "punishing" "agonizing" "borderline unlistenable" and it's just what the inside of my head sounds like a lot of the time. is that good
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Gilla Band - Placeholder
YouTube video by Gilla Band
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 18h
"cherrybubu should i get the large fries?" "get three"
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 18h
My authentic 1 of 1 Cherrybubu bag
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 21h
come here and let me chiropract you
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 22h
happy big birthday
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 23h
very much so!!!
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 23h
yoooooo 👁️
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 30/09/2026
the ones between him and mirage had me howling
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 30/09/2026
this is (mostly) a silly post but I appreciate it tal thank you 💛💛
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✨Jinx✨ PoolToy Dealer @jinxsis.art · 29/09/2026
Did something fun and different for @solardog.bsky.social
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
i like the other 4 more!
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
my unlock order...but im more than happy with any of them they're all sick
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
you got your 1 and 6 backwards but otherwise i approve
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
i gotta unfollow you for this
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
i am absolutely voting for the skeleton first sorry ratfuckers
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
DEADLOOOOOOOCK
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_qh... extraordinarily late to the party with this album but it's so so so good. straight up feel like a teenager again listening to this
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TURNSTILE - BIRDS
YouTube video by TWI_STA
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 15/07/2026
every day is cow day around here but if you really want to appreciate me grab me another beer 🫧 (thank you @liliumnsfw.bsky.social for the bday gift <3)
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mira, vixenzilla @syzygyrior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
morning boost because my phone bill is about to kill my ass and i need shampoo and soap. i would also like to get some new clothes if possible that are more appropriate for being outdoors
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
pulled me full force out of a depression nap thank you Pete
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
another friend got a job before me, going on 18 months unemployed, the longest time of my adult life, just sitting here losing my mind slowly still. i don't know how much longer I can take this genuinely the last 90 seconds of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer":
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Mercy from Overwatch in Heroic Pose
ALT: Mercy from Overwatch in Heroic Pose
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evil evils @koffeshop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Order up ☕
Huge goat looming right over you
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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/09/2026
I gotta re-plug this, unforts. About to hit a rough shortfall for beginning of month bills, and I've got a rough idea of what I need to replace to get my recently bricked PC back up and running. Any assistance would be a huge help, right now! ko-fi.com/hirorwar/goa...
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Support Hiro!!
Support Hiro!!
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 29/09/2026
this crop is lethal 😵
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
there are 0 credible leaks which is exciting enough in itself but i cant imagine theres no heroes, its been 9 months
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✨️Bleucan✨️➡️ MFF DD @bleucan.fish · 28/09/2026
What can you fit in a Wolfie Bag??
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
lrt im bear. me
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 🔜 BLFC, Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[ CW: #vore ] Fat Bear Week Meetup 🐻 #OCs | #furryart | #nsfw
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
your counterbalance is impressive
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danger meowthmallow 🐱 @icetyph.pmd.social · 28/09/2026
"how is typhlosion able to learn earthquake?" have u seen a single typhlosion fursona
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Azathura @azathura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm about 650 left on my grandmas funeral expenses, i gotta pay on this in august, anything would help finish this up! Thank ya! gofund.me/47fa1f2d0
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Donate to Help Honor Suezanna Wiles, organized by Ronald Wiles
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
i got some creatures
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
*wheeze* please ms edge its been hours
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
with pleasure 👀
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
it's getting colder
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
suspiciously deadlock update shaped tomorrow: just kidding, I hope you feel better soon chief
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 28/09/2026
soooooooooooo cute........
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have a cow, man @typhon.monster · 27/09/2026
yes......
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