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Tyson, OLD 🍉

@tymo214.bsky.social
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 13h
No you shouldn’t “just pirate the new Harry Potter show” to avoid giving JKR your money. Media companies track illegal streams and downloads! JKR may not profit directly, but by pirating the new show, you are still sending the message that you want and will consume more Harry Potter content.
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 13h
It seems pretty fucking irresponsible for a news organization to bury the name of the company in the second paragraph of an article about a food product being given a Federal warning.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kamala Harris’ secret weapon: Liz Cheney
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got the $500 ACA rebate check and my dad was all “And you hate Trump?” Like, yeah man. It coulda been $5,000, $50,000, half a million and I’d still hate that mother fucker. Good to know my dad’s integrity is worth so little though
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh well, guess I’ll go to bed then. I’m not waiting out Southeast Asian rain
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is the Bahrain National Anthem shit or is the Bahrain Police Band shit? Is it both? Probably both
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s something dumb like Pork and Beans, isn’t it?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In this Phillies v Braves game I just hope nobody has fun
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Speaking of Commander Lewis, my two gripes with the story are music related. 1. There is zero chance that on a crew of six people on a multi year mission only one of them brought music. 2. Pretending ABBA sucks
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NGL, the only reason I want them to win today is so Altuve can have a chance to pass Manny
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pocket mother fucking Jesus
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never once felt attacked when women are talking about bad men, you should ask yourself why you do.
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve been paying attention to this team all season. They were never good enough to be here. I don’t blame people for not spending playoff ticket prices to watch THIS
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“This is not what they thought they would get from Hunter Brown.” Isn’t it though?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol. I fucking knew it
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There should be a content warning on this. I’ve never seen someone throat someone this deep before
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Completely unsurprising results.
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😬
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Starfleet Captains used to be able to dress a little cunty as a treat
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New name for chasers just dropped: the T-fosi
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Voice is on at the bar where I’m doing trivia, are there TWO Adams Levine on the show now? Did they clone him?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s not Jeff Winger cosplaying as Dean Pelton???
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredibly strong young man to put up with that bullshit
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
This whole article is so bleak. Maybe try accepting your kid for who they are?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pine scented air freshener: Instant Stanford mascot
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Add to it the fact that she’s a Latin woman and the “crazy Latina” is a thing in itself and it was extra cringey to me, even back then
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me, 46: Oh yeah, Soringer is over the hill. He needs to hang em up. Love the guy but it’s time, man. *He turned 37 last week.
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Crying Happy Meme
ALT: Crying Happy Meme
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hadjar podium on his return is pure fucking class. Proud of that dude
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Celia Rose Gooding is so great and wonderful and beautiful. She really picked up for Nichelle and kept running with Uhura
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom, the answer to a question that no one asked: Can we build a worse Democrat?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ATCs kill themselves at a rate that’s like 8x the national average, if they want to out on a stinky fox costume and go rub themselves on shit to de-stress I say the government should pay their dry cleaning
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It has always bugged me that the Pah Wraith cult still calls the Pah Wraiths by that name. Surely they would have a different name for them.
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Liam and Isaak being on this is like how the Linda McMahon and Markwayne Mullin are in the Presidential line of succession.
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bruh…
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This calendar looks like absolute ass
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a bitch
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let’s gooooo
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yall got that malaria vax?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hope this dude wins Powerball
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The puddle of bright red flow-vis paint on the ground in the Alpine garage looked like something out of Halloween
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gee, I wonder if these two storylines will merge in some meaningful way?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are we finally doing an evil admiral episode on SNW?
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“I am Connor MacLeod of the Tr’onno MacLeods, I was born in Oshawa on the shores of Lake Ontario in 1893…” The Kurrgan: I THINK YOU MEAN LAKE AMERICA, HOSER!!!!
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s good to know that @jamestalarico.bsky.social is apparently doing so well in the polls that he no longer needs my vote
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They really made it super clear early on that Chapel was into girls and then made the decision to only ever show her with men
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And I would like to personally thank @jacquisneal.bsky.social for “I’m gonna lick that toilet”. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope Eve Barlow isn’t watching this SMU game. One of the sideline play call posters is the colors of the Palestinian flag
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shout out to unrepentant wife guy General Martok
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Tyson, OLD 🍉 @tymo214.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We were so careful…
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