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Tyler @tylerm.me · 22/08/2025

Got diagnosed at 40. Called my friend. "Yeah, I've known for years." WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 22/08/2025

ADHD is your mood depending entirely on whether you found a good parking spot

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 22/08/2025

ADHD is "that was last week" but it was actually 3 months ago

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 22/08/2025

ADHD is your Amazon cart looking like you're prepping for 5 different apocalypses

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 21/08/2025

ADHD is saying "let me just finish this" and then starting 7 new things

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 20/08/2025

ADHD is reading the same paragraph 17 times because your brain keeps going on side quests

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 19/08/2025

ADHD is: "I'll remember that" forgets immediately "I'll remember THAT" also forgets

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 18/08/2025

ADHD is opening your phone to check the time and doing everything except checking the time

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 15/08/2025

ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do and watching yourself not do it like a disappointed ghost

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 14/08/2025

ADHD is living in a world where "later" could mean 5 minutes or 5 months

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 14/08/2025

ADHD is apologizing for things you haven't done yet because you know yourself • "Sorry in advance for forgetting this" • immediately forgets • "See?"

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 13/08/2025

The most expensive word in the ADHD dictionary: 'Interesting' That word has cost me more deadlines than I can count

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 12/08/2025

Me: "This planner will fix everything." Planner three days later: "Am I a joke to you?"

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 11/08/2025

ADHD is needing complete silence to focus but also needing noise to think

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 11/08/2025

My meeting prep at 2am: CEO-level strategic thinking My meeting performance at 2pm: Goldfish with anxiety The 12-hour time difference is killing me ADHD life

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 10/08/2025

Sunday night check-in: Tasks planned: 47 Tasks completed: 2.5 New rabbit holes discovered: 12 Guilt level: Medium Self-compassion level: Growing How'd your weekend go?

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 09/08/2025

This feels like my brain just got caught in a riptide and I’m not even mad about it.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 08/08/2025

ADHD is your browser history looking like you're planning 7 different lives simultaneously Tab 1: How to start a bakery Tab 2: Astrophysics for beginners Tab 3: Why do my plants keep dying Tab 47: What was I doing again?

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 08/08/2025

half my best material has been wasted on the bathroom mirror since childhood

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 08/08/2025

ADHD is rehearsing conversations that will never happen while ignoring the actual conversation you're having

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 08/08/2025

starts as “what if” and ends with three months of your life gone and a questionable lab smell

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 08/08/2025

ADHD is being simultaneously the smartest and dumbest person in every room

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 07/08/2025

you just described 92% of my “quick dinners.” also somehow i’m now subscribed to three french cooking channels??

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 07/08/2025

not unless i can find a way to automate the aging process and skip the cleanup

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 07/08/2025

ADHD is "I'll just check Instagram for 5 minutes" emerges 3 hours later knowing how to make artisanal cheese

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 07/08/2025

ADHD is your emotions having the volume control of a broken TV remote

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 06/08/2025

ADHD is color-coding your life then forgetting what the colors mean

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 05/08/2025

ADHD is hyperfocusing for 8 hours on a hobby you'll abandon next week

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 04/08/2025

ha! i love that, feels like the paper version of my brain tbh. chaotic but kinda works if you don’t question it too hard

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 04/08/2025

oof yeah that’s a haul, but man, I get it. for me it’s trail walks right before sunset. no earbuds, just letting my brain wander while my feet do their thing. closest I’ve come to peace without a passport

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 04/08/2025

ha yes, deep specialization in that one. i’m actually chairing the department next semester

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 04/08/2025

ADHD is having a PhD in overthinking and a kindergarten degree in starting

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 03/08/2025

ADHD is being a time traveler who only visits the past (regrets) and future (anxiety) but never the present

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 02/08/2025

Me: "I'll get up early and be productive." ADHD: "Actually, let's lie here and plan our entire life while never moving."

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 31/07/2025

ADHD means your idea of "putting something away" is moving it to a different pile with good intentions.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 29/07/2025

Me: "I'll put this important document somewhere safe." ADHD: "Congratulations, it now exists in the Bermuda Triangle of your filing system."

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 29/07/2025

My brain can remember the exact layout of my childhood friend's house but not what I opened this app to do 3 seconds ago. adhd life

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 26/07/2025

ADHD means you can hyperfocus on arranging your bookshelf by color but eating lunch is apparently rocket science.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 24/07/2025

ADHD means your brain runs background apps you didn't know you downloaded and can't figure out how to close.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 24/07/2025

Me: "I'll just take a quick shower." ADHD: "Shower thoughts activated: What if we solved world hunger while shampooing?"

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 23/07/2025

My adhd brain will spend 4 hours perfecting the wording of a text message then send it to the wrong person anyway, because accuracy is apparently optional.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 21/07/2025

ADHD isn't just "being emotional." It's feeling everything at 347% intensity while trying to convince the world you're totally fine.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 18/07/2025

ADHD means you can diagnose plot holes in movies from the first scene but can't remember why you walked into this room.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 17/07/2025

Me: "I'll just check my bank account." ADHD: "Perfect opportunity to calculate how many streaming subscriptions equal a small car payment."

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 16/07/2025

ADHD means your to-do list is 73% things you've been meaning to do for 8 months and 27% "buy milk."

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 16/07/2025

My adhd brain will spend 3 hours researching the perfect pen for bullet journaling then never touch the journal again, but somehow this feels productive.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 15/07/2025

ADHD isn't just "talking too much." It's having so many thoughts fighting for airtime that they occasionally stage a hostile takeover of your mouth.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 14/07/2025

ADHD means you can spot a misplaced comma from across the room but can't find your glasses while wearing them.

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 12/07/2025

Me: "I'll finish this task before starting anything else." ADHD: "But what if we started 6 other things and finished none of them instead?"

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Tyler @tylerm.me · 11/07/2025

I hate when people ask "have you tried making lists?" like I haven't already created 47 different productivity systems that worked for exactly 3 days each. adhd life 🤦

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