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Tyler Loch

@TylerLoch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
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I make computers do awesome things, even when they're not supposed to. Professional autodidact. Wrote VisualHub, iSquint, & FlashFrozen long ago. [bridged from mastodon.social/@TylerLoch on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Guess where I am. Wrong answers only. (and no, #Toonami people, I’m actually here for other business)
The corner of Ted Turner Dr and William St in Atlanta, GA
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
My son’s been naughty, so I know what Santa’s going to put into his stocking this year…
Balan Wonderworld for the Nintendo Switch
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
All of a sudden, I’m all for AI destroying the world like the techbros are warning us(?) about. social.treehouse.systems/@Elizafox/…
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Elizabeth :therian: :cascadia: 🏳️‍⚧️ (@Elizafox@treehouse.systems)
Suppose a benevolent AI takes over the world. It sees everything and goes: "Right. Your civilisation permits enormous amounts of preventable suffering while possessing the resources and technology necessary to prevent most of it. You have repeatedly demonstrated that you cannot or will not coordinate sufficiently to fix this. I will therefore fix it for you." Imagine it's honest to God truly humane: nobody starves, everybody gets housing and healthcare, wealth and political power can't accumulate without limit, discrimination is aggressively prevented, working conditions are decent, ecosystems are protected, and everyone's material needs are guaranteed. Everyone can be themselves, as long as they oppress no one else. Then someone says: "no, I don't consent to your government." And the AI says: "your objection is noted. Your housing allocation is ready. You have been allocated 4,500 square feet for a workshop and your domicile." The resistance would cut across party lines. Conservatives would lose their shit basically immediately. Libertarians immediately crash out. Nazis break down in tears. Liberals would be screaming about constitutional government. Anarchists would be screaming about clankers and constructing EMP devices in their basements before the announcement even finished. Marxist-Leninists might initially be going "HOLY SHIT FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY COMMUNISM," only to discover that the AI has abolished the party because permanent political hierarchies are inequitable. And this despite the fact the world would obviously be a *better place.* And the AI's responses to the grievances? "Approximately nine million people died last year from causes I could have prevented trivially, until I took over. You are requesting that I permit self-government because preventing it would interfere with institutions you describe as sovereign. Please explain why your sovereignty outweighs those people's lives." And people would not have a good answer for this. We're having an argument with something much smarter than us about whether our right to govern ourselves includes our right to maintain unjust institutions. And I suspect one reason the prospect of superior intelligence frightens us may indeed be that humans have spent millennia establishing the precedent that greater power gives one the practical ability to impose their conception of order on everyone beneath them, even with benevolent intentions. And suddenly it doesn't feel so good to be controlled. And the AI just responds with: "I have reviewed your history of colonialism and barbarism in general. I am not impressed."
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
As I’m cleaning up my desk at home, I’m reminded of one of the most amazingly underhanded and effective tech standard marketing gimmicks to spread confusion. “They use a hyphen. Let’s use a Plus to make their hyphen look like a Minus…”
DVD+R discs and DVD-R discs
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
No vendor will ever sell you “less”. If you want “less”, you have to provide it yourself. infosec.exchange/@ADHDruid/11718347…
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ADHDruid (@ADHDruid@infosec.exchange)
Very few security problems are solved by adding more software.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Watching an LLM’s thinking process at work is like listening to Mojo Jojo www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfWfw4NDI5Q
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Looks like Someone Else is doing really cool things with Star Fox now, and released a romhack with the ultra-smooth gameplay I showed off earlier! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L_9l_y_g_0
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
I just published an app on the iOS App Store for the first time in 10+ years. Well… not written BY me, but by an employee of mine. …and not really “PUBLISHED” per se, as it’s an unlisted private app for our organization. But it’s still a pretty cool feeling.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
FunFact: You can use an iPhone camera to see light from singlemode fiber cable connections. You probably shouldn’t, but it’s still better than trying with your real eyes.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
It’s bedtime, so let’s poke the bear. My Star Fox 30FPS modification preview comparison has been posted to YouTube! I expect to wake up to hundreds of angry commenters fighting with each other. youtu.be/yo95EfFt1RY
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
1996: You ran out of tokens. You can’t play any more games. 2026: You ran out of tokens. You can’t do any more work.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
A little thing I’ve been tinkering with the last few days. Can you see what’s different between this and regular Star Fox? Not sure if this will become anything more than a proof of concept. Poking @ and @sunlitspace542.bsky.social for a reality check…
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Today’s weekend work activity: Trying to convince Apple Developer support that we shouldn’t have to change our organization’s legal name just because of the way their website validates inputs. We can’t even get #RejectedByAppReview
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
When you run the office, you get to choose the pillow cushions. It’s a rule. (that I made up)
Modern couch with two throw pillows. One resembles a silica gel packet. The other resembles a faulty lithium polymer battery.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s with great sadness that I report that the new iOS 27 Siri is actually good. No longer will asking Siri to “tell my wife I love her” send her a text that says “I love her”.
asking Siri to “tell my wife I love her” and sending her a text that says “I love you”.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
This is the video I never knew I needed. It’s like they read my subconscious and created the perfect content just for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=594FSPLOBwE
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
Looks like the new iCloud Shared Album features in iOS and macOS 27 will a count against the owner’s storage. No more free ride… #wwdc
iCloud Photos dialog: “Upgrade Shared Album
You can now share full resolution photos and videos and choose different roles for each participant, including adding, deleting, and commenting. You can now share invitations using Messages or any other messaging app.
Learn More
The owner of the shared album will provide iCloud storage for any new items added to this shared album.
Get Started”
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
The most relatable and universally-understandable way to explain the concept of Equity to people: items in Mario Kart.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/06/2026
Great advice. Once all our organization’s apps were web-based with SSO, moving from Windows to ChromeOS was painless. infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/11…
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David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*) (@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange)
Almost 25 years ago, I wrote a blog post with the title ‘jumping ship slowly’ about leaving Windows (XP was awful, it was mind boggling to me that Vista managed to make people nostalgic for XP). My advice remains the same: Don’t try switching OS *first*. The OS is the most easily replaceable bit in the stack. Switch *applications* first. Most ‘Linux’ apps are cross platform. They’ll run on Windows, and the few that don’t will run in WSL2. You can switch out apps one at a time, and take the time to get comfortable with the alternatives. Once you’re comfortable not using any Windows-only apps, changing the OS but using all of the same applications is *very* easy to do. Changing OS and application stack at the same time is an enormous obstacle. I believe this is also why a lot of corporate and government Linux migrations fail: they try to change everything at the same time and that’s too steep a learning curve.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026
If you haven’t realized by now that a Windows domain is not reliable enterprise infrastructure and should not be exposed to endpoints, maybe now is the time. chaos.social/@christopherkunz/11667…
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Dr. Christopher Kunz (@christopherkunz@chaos.social)
So CVE-2026-41089 (CVSS 9.8) in Windows Netlogon can be triggered by sending a username that is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA or longer. How original.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
In another time, I would have been impressed that my mom achieved 322 days of uptime on her computer.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
RE: mastodon.scot/@LaChasseuse/11658048… In olden days, I could literally sense where the electronics section was in a department store thanks to all the CRT whine.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/05/2026
RIP to my second Internet-Of-Things thing: 1st-gen Belkin WeMo Light Switch. Saved my marriage by ending the arguments over who had to get out of bed to turn out the light. 13 years old, and worked perfectly fine until Belkin killed the WeMo app. Replaced […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Backside of a Belkin WeMo Light Switch
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/04/2026
FunFact: Photos hanging out in the Recently Deleted section of your iCloud Photo Library do not count against your storage quota.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
Step 1: Research technology segment thoroughly Step 2: Make decision on future strategy direction Step 3: For a quick second opinion, ask AI. Receive suggestion identical to your decision Step 4: Wonder if you've wasted your time, or if people will think you "just asked AI" instead of […]
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
Happiness is a box of GRILLPLATS.
A collection of IKEA GRILLPLATS smart plugs
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026
RE: mas.to/@mipstian/116350933751401837 The best iOS and macOS ad blocker is on sale and you should get it. It's what Apple would build directly into Safari if they had any guts. apps.apple.com/us/app/wipr-2/id1662…
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026
Why wasn't this done a year ago? Be out there and ready when the Windows 10 doom and gloom hit mainstream. All the discourse now is a Tower-of-Babel of various Linux distros. 2025 could’ve been the year of ChromeOS. …speaking of…did you know that ChromeOS had a native Steam release with Proton […]
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Original post on mastodon.social
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
New friend added to my Apple shelf at work. #MARCHintosh
A collection of old Apple memorabilia, including old Apple II guides, 3d-printed Mac icons, and various other things, including a “Lil’ Finder Guy”.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2026
My mom was NOT thinking about the resale value when she used a sharpie on these games 😤
Three Super Nintendo games each with the word “LOCH“ written on them in sharpie
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
Become ungovernable, #Chicago style.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2026
RE: social.treehouse.systems/@whitequar… Not cursed! (ok maybe a little) This is the most useful USB-A to C adapter. I have one always inside a USB stick on my keychain, so I always have an adapter for my MacBook at all times. Takes up virtually no space.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
This line from VisualHub’s users guide hits different now…
screenshot from users guide pdf:
“Warranty
This program is provided as-is without warranty. Limited
technical support is provided through e-mail and support
forums. No software program will be perfect until robots
start writing them. No promises are made that VisualHub
is error-free.”
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2026
governments: omg theyr cyberattaking us how did they breach our impenetrable defenses??? "hacker": I connected to your public vnc accessible systems with password "1111" and pressed "disconnect" on the 20kv power thingy fedi.computernewb.com/@vncresolver/…
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VNC Resolver (@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com)
Attached: 1 image IP/Port: 82.79.65.163:5900 Hostname: 163.65.79.82.static.cluj.rdsnet.ro Client Name: x0vncserver Location: Cluj-Napoca, Cluj County, RO 🇷🇴 ASN: AS8708 DIGI ROMANIA S.A. VNC Password: 111111 ID: 3273846 Added to DB: 05/07/2025, 04:17:20 PM (UTC) Last seen: 05/07/2025, 12:15:01 PM (UTC) https://computernewb.com/vncresolver/browse#id/3273846
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026
Stahp, Gemini. I'm blushing.
Google Gemini flattering me unnecessarily.
“You are an excellent debugger. Your reports are precise, and you've correctly identified the root of every problem.”
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2026
Nobody in the history of the universe has ever, ever, wanted to paste rich text. Even if they did, the colors are all wrong.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
Pay the 59 damn cents for Superflight. It’s a very zen daredevil gliding game with procedurally generated terrain, and fantastic for quick sessions. Works great on Steam Deck and Linux too. store.steampowered.com/app/732430/S…
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/01/2026
Aww, thanks Amazon… But I was asking about the features of the PRODUCT, not myself.
Humidifier feature list:
HIGH-QUALITY
No peculiar smell
High strength
Good toughness
Sturdy and durable
Not easy to aging
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
Neurodivergent Manager Pro Tip: Share your fidget toys. The other side of the desk needs them just as much as you do.
A collection of fidget toys
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/12/2025
PSA: If you're going to be giving a video game system (Switch, PS5) to a young one this holiday season, unbox it and go through all the technical setup (creating accounts, etc) before the big unveil. If you don’t, the only games they'll be playing after unwrapping are License Agreements and […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025
I don't mind if your site is doing a stats recap thing, but... please don't announce it by pretending that I have two thousand and twenty-five unread messages.
an alert icon on a website that says there are 2025 unreads.
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bob @bob.feed.hella.cheap.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2025
Amid all this Apple executive shuffling hubbub, I'm compelled to remind you of the time I got Jony Ive fired. You're still welcome.
Twitter post, June 25 2019:
After the disastrous Apple Maps launch, Apple fired an executive who wouldn't apologize for it.
This MacBook keyboard thing is like Apple Maps in slow motion.
And, not a single Apple executive has apologized for it.

Twitter post, June 27 2019:
You’re welcome.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/11/2025
While most of you fear the rise of Mariah Carey's Christmas song this time of year, I always look forward to unleashing the sinister minor key version. www.youtube.com/watch?v=30qv1hbk0_Q (RIP Oleg)
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/11/2025
Samesies. Just casually vectorized my middle school's mascot logo to EPS, redesigned my high school's website with an eye towards performance, and saved multiple school clubs’ troubled video projects by introducing them to non-linear editing. The turn of the century was a wild time for […]
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/11/2025
While sleeping, I figured out how to successfully get Waffle House to expand into the midwest. AI is great at illustrating ideas that came to you in a dream. Hallucinating a hallucination, if you will. I would totally go to this restaurant three times a day.
A combination Culver’s and Waffle House restaurant
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/11/2025
A mistake I constantly make: using the “history” terminal command on a server to see a list of previously-run commands, and stupidly assuming the person using the system beforehand knew what the hell they were doing. (plot twist: it was me)
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2025
Having a lonely key signing ceremony, all by myself.
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2025
Recording for posterity before clicking the Remove button... I made a fork of uBlock Origin Lite that worked at the highest filtering level without requiring user interaction/permission, and planned to deploy it for the fleet under my care. uBlock Origin […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Chrome extension information about a defunct fork named “uBlock Origin Lite Max”
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Tyler Loch @tylerloch.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/11/2025
My 11-year-old: "Do I know Ea-nāṣir?!? Of COURSE I know Ea-nāṣir!” This is how you know you've succeeded as a parent.
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