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My Heart's an Astrolabe

@tylerjpetty.bsky.social
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Migrating from the bad place More writing at echoesintheembers.substack.com

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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Evangelicals reading the Roys Report on Michael Tait.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
What if Severance is really just about belly buttons?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Skal Labissiere is playing in his first NBA game in more than 5 years. Good for him.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Two episodes into Daredevil: Born Again and he still hasn’t given his heart to Jesus.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"I have a lot of pudding."
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Jaxson Hayes attacked the rim like he attacked his girlfriend
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
is Sean Baker's 4 Oscars in one night a record?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Wait, that's what Mikey Madison really sounds like?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Sean Baker somehow wins Best Actress too
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If you've already given two speeches, you don't really have more to say
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
redemption for rasta-man
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Laugh Out Loud Crowley
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Homes dot com pitchman Morgan Freeman
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Xavier Collins! He got out!
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
@blankcheck.bsky.social guest Rachel Zegler!
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
does this Diane Warren movie actually exist
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The Brutalist is literally a movie about production design but ok
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Did Zoe Saldana thank a weed company?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
THANK MORE PETS
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Almost ten people mentioned/remembered this so this is for them youtu.be/AhU4NSg01wo?...
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"Skyfall" covered by Paul F. Tompkins
YouTube video by Paul F Tompkins
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
That James Bond tribute was just so necessary
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I get bringing in new singers for the old Bond songs, but like Adele is still around
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
are we supposed to know who Lisa is
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The Oscars: We're going to keep the show running on time Also the Oscars: Here's a long tribute to James Bond for some reason
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Conan's working blue now
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
LATVIA
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
headshot
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
They couldn't get the rights to DC Talk's "Time is Tickin'" #Oscars
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Conan on wires or this is a waste #Oscars
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
And I'm already sleepy #Oscars
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Jalen Smith revenge game.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
"Have you said thank you even once?"
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Oscars prediction: Conan comes out as Lyle Lanley for the opening number, then stays in character for the rest of the night.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Not an expert, but I think small-dollar donors ARE the broader electorate. Like, by definition.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sabrina Carpainter
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
"It's about the notes you DON'T play." -John Cage
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
DICHEN LACHMAN SEVERANCE EPISODE
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Bucks are really playing half of this 4th quarter without Lillard or Giannis on the floor. And they're still ahead.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
OKC was behind when I started watching, and like 5 minutes later they're up 12. So you're welcome, Thunder fans.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I haven't even played Xenoblade 4-9 yet www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkq7...
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Xenoblade Chronicles X: Definitive Edition — Overview Trailer — Nintendo Switch
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater
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a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair
ALT: a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@cbbworld.bsky.social What's this I hear about Joe Bongos running the FBI?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A remake of Fame but it's called MAME and it's about Billy Mitchell faking his Donkey Kong high scores on an emulator
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Haliburton with a between the legs alley-oop to Obi Toppin. Who wouldn't want to play with him?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Do government email accounts have storage limits? Like if one account wanted a message from every federal employee to come in over the weekend, could the system handle it?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If Conan O'Brien has any courage, the Oscars will play Adrien Brody's rasta-man clip from SNL instead of a scene from The Brutalist.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Don't worry, Knicks fans. When Mitchell Robinson comes back, he'll average Wembenyama numbers.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It sure wouldn't be funny at all if someone set up a secure email account and used it to spam HR[at]opm[dot]gov with the Bee Movie script a hundred times a minute until Monday night.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Just read the Depression Quest chapter in @jordanwminor.bsky.social's Video Game of the Year. It's a great summary of the game, and it exposed the prejudice and violence in the games industry at the time, which became a trial balloon for those dark impulses to spread into the political realm today.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Putting Asa Newell on his own against Johni Broome in the post seems like a mistake
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