iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Tyler Britten

@tyler.britten.us

1.3K followers 663 following 4.6K posts

Computers for work, beer, snowboards, and airplanes for fun. Penn State alumnus.

Posts Replies Media

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 01/10/2026

Sadly no! Luckily to cheer me up, I have this handsome fella we just adopted

A picture of an 8 month old golden retriever. He’s pretty cute

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 23/09/2026

Cream golden retriever

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 11/08/2026

The opening:

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 04/08/2026

tweet that says “The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over”

100

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 03/08/2026

A quick TL;DR for the upcoming thread haha

A political satire graph titled "Every Graph About the US" features two trend lines plotted against a horizontal axis labeled "Some metric." A dotted vertical line marks the era of "Ronald Reagan." To the left of this marker, a green line representing "Good thing" remains high and flat, while a red line for "Bad thing" stays low and flat. At the Reagan point, the lines cross: the green line trends downward to the right, and the red line rises steeply. A legend identifies green as "Good thing" and red as "Bad thing."

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 21/07/2026

arrested development “but it might work for us” meme that says we should pay for more security like most rich people have done forever when there was massive wealth inequality

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 03/07/2026

Basically this haha

I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked
9:15 PM • Aug 13, 2019 • Twitter Web App

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 30/06/2026

The paper version of @theonion.com that came today had an article about Ezra

Onion headline “everything clicks for man after getting diagnosed as stupid”

000

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 04/06/2026

My dog watching me eat pizza crust

000

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 14/05/2026

In fun local philly neighborhood news:

happy/sad guy meme that says”
New restaurant applying for variance
wonder slop hall

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 01/05/2026

a close up of a cartoon character 's eyes with the words respectfully on them

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 15/04/2026

This tweet remains undefeated

Screenshot of a tweet that says “Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like
"I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 04/04/2026

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 31/03/2026

You can also click here resist.bot/petitions/PVKZ… and @resist.bot will do it for you!

resistbot image that says ‘text sign pvkzvp to 50409’ Protect state driver privacy and close the Nlets loophole

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 19/03/2026

10/10 no notes

a screenshot of the article linked in the quoted post with a popup from the site asking you to enable notifications

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 05/03/2026

Yes, a temporary replacement is appointed by the Governor until a special election is held. When a U.S. Senator from Oklahoma resigns, the Governor must appoint a qualified person to serve temporarily while a special election process is conducted to fill the remainder of the term.
Immediate Appointment Process
According to §51-10 of the Oklahoma Statutes, when a vacancy occurs in the office of a U.S. Senator from Oklahoma, the Governor must take action within 30 days of the vacancy occurring. The Governor shall:
• Appoint a person eligible to hold the office
• The appointee must have been a registered voter of the same party as the predecessor in Oklahoma for at least 5 years preceding the date the vacancy was created
• This person serves in the Senate position temporarily
Special Election Requirements
According to §26-12-101 of the Oklahoma Statutes, the special election to permanently fill the vacancy must follow specific procedures:
Election Timing:
• A Special Primary, Runoff Primary, and General Election shall be held concurrently with the next available regularly scheduled statewide Primary, Runoff Primary and General Election
• A special candidate filing period occurs on the same dates as the regular filing period
Current Situation (March 5, 2026): Since the senator was already up for re-election this year, the special election process would align with the regularly scheduled 2026 election cycle. The temporary appointee would serve until the winner of the special general election is certified and takes office.

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 03/03/2026

comic of a dog that says "please throw? no take! only throw!"

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 02/03/2026

meme from arrested development Tobias and Lindsay Funke discussing an open marriage and Lindsay asks "Did it ever work for these people?" to which Tobias answers "No. It never does. I mean these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might. But......it might work for us."

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 02/03/2026

"I want to do regime change in the Middle East"

shingles doesn't care screenshot from a shingrix commercial

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 13/02/2026

000

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 29/01/2026

never gonna stop posting this pic

tom homan receiving a presidential award from Barak Obama

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 28/01/2026

This image should be in at least one reply to any post from him about immigration haha

barack Obama giving tom homan a presidential award for deporting hundreds of thousands of people

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 27/01/2026

Doubling of near nothing is still near nothing. The Capex spend on AI alone by just the hyperscalers is forecasted for $450B out of $600B this year alone. See this entire graph? at some point you have to make enough revenue to pay that off.

graph showing Capex investments by hyperscalers

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 22/01/2026

bart "say the line" meme that says "in about two weeks

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 14/01/2026

Sandy Hook is the real top of South Jersey

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 08/01/2026

Lol got the same text and sent almost the exact same response

screen shot of a text reply to a Josh Shapiro fundraising that says "I'm not funding the campaign of someone who can't fund SEPTA"

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 08/01/2026

Lol amazing. On a similar note, I use the calendar feeds from gopsusports for the the sports schedules for my calendar and...

picture of a calendar showing Penn State at NCAA Tournament TBD

000

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 29/12/2025

my SO is very horny for the Fiat topolino

a picture of a fiat topolino

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 22/12/2025

yup. smoothest brains but fullest hearts.

cream golden retriever staring at you

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 17/12/2025

Remembering Reagan Comic

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 15/12/2025

This tweet remains undefeated

tweet that says "Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day"

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 20/11/2025

this comic remains undefeated

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 03/11/2025

a tweet that says "The majority of conservative conspiracies is just them learning how things work for the first time."

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 03/11/2025

comic of a kid setting up fake monsters and then laying down in fear of them

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 20/10/2025

the XKCD dependency comic but showing most of the internet relies on AWS's us-east-1 region either directly or indirectly

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 01/07/2025

This tweet remains undefeated

tweet that says "Thing Bad
@Merman_Melville
••• Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's
probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
3:03 PM - Jan 24, 2019

000

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 25/06/2025

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 04/06/2025

Yup, add it to the pile

Fake Book cover that says "Everything I don't like is WOKE: a book for basic dickheads"

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 30/05/2025

This tweet is all I think about with that

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's
probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 20/05/2025

dril tweet: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that I got mad.

000

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 28/04/2025

Ziggy says Orange Cat PAC rise up (or doze off)

Orange cat sleeping on a couch

Act blue receipt

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 19/04/2025

This tweet, always on point on this topic

Egg Price Sufferer
Follow
@agraybee
Every lifelong Catholic l've ever met is like
"I think we're supposed to give this food
to poor people" and every adult convert is
like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle
on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist
clearly states women shouldn't have driver's
licenses."
2:48 PM • 17 Jun 22

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 19/04/2025

Photo of a Phillies baseball game

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 11/04/2025

It’s blasphemy but actually not bad

FRENCH
TACO
O'TACOS ||
SERIOUS

Picture of a burrito from o taco

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 10/04/2025

This is as close as I’ve gotten and I’ve never craved a baseball bat harder. It’s funny I’m a dog guy so you’d think anthropomorphizing the robot as a dog would soften me to it but I think it causes more rage

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 28/03/2025

takes good pics too with decent built in stabilization.

orange beaked hornbill on a tree branch

African spotted leopard's face up close

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 06/03/2025

Once they had enough, they disconnected me from the machine, removed the needles and I was all set. The nurses gave me a t-shirt and a cookie cake and my SO picked me up. I felt completely normal by the next day.

picture of a cookie cake that says "great job Tyler" and a be the match t-shirt

100

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 06/03/2025

you end up laying there for a few hours while the machine does its thing. It doesn't really feel weird or anything besides the IV needles in your one arm. I fired up my iPad, and watched a bunch of Brooklyn 99 episodes. You can see that cloudy liquid in the bag in the picture- thats the cells. 7/

picture of stem cell collection machine

100

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 05/03/2025

Carl Meme from walking dead.. Rick saying to Carl "the guy bankrupted a casino carl" "A CASINO" "that's like bankrupting a money printer"

Tyler Britten @tyler.britten.us · 15/02/2025

$6/doz at aldi in Des Moines

Eggs
categories
Dairy & Eggs
Eggs
Featured
Tortill
Products
Show More >
GOLDHEN
Grade A Large White
Eggs, 1 dozen
12 ct
$6.05
1 0201
GOLDHEN
Liquid Egg Whites, 32 oz
32 oz
$4.85
GOLDHEN
Cage Free Large Eggs -
Grade A, 1 dozen
• new.aldi.us