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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 16h
a little bit of blood in your cum: 👎☹ a little bit of cum in your blood: 👎☹
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 17h
and it's all just math, pointless math, code that could be written more simply, for the answer is always the same, you will always be together. you will always be one. perhaps you will get married, you think, get jobs far away, change your names and run. the idea makes you giddy.
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 17h
When you were little you used to beg big sis to get married. to be one flesh. but you were one flesh in the womb, and then you were two, right now you are one again, when she rolls over in the middle of the night you will be two again, when you die your ashes will be mixed and thrown up in the air
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 17h
you're both just the right size for each other, it feels like nothing. Like multiplying by one, something has happened, but everything is the same. You fit perfectly together, like always. The heat between your legs is the same temperature. Your body can't tell where she ends and you begin
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 18h
the eroticism of NOT being able to feel it, lowkey. When your big sis's mouth tastes exactly the same as yours so it feels like one of those sensory deprivation tanks where they make the water body temperature and salty so you float. And you realize that maybe you've been the same person all along
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 22h
boobs.. don't prevent you from being nonbinary? boobs don't force you to be a woman? Humans of all genders (AND SEXES) can develop breasts under the right conditions, it came free with you being a fucking mammal? this is liberal 101!!!!! i hope you don't treat nonbinary people like this in real life
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 22h
I'm not a huge Deltarune nerd or anything, but I think that Toby's nonbinary MCs spark some pretty asinine discussions among ignorant twenty-somethings, and show that we have a long way to go before everyday dickheads begin to understand gender as a concept,,,
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 22h
(SARCASM) It's pedophilia to be attracted to grown men. They are clearly underdeveloped compared to a NORMAL human being! So neotenous, they don't even have breasts! Their fat distribution is like that of a child! No curves, just like a 6-yr old! D cups + jiggly thighs is the default adult body!
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 22h
apparently "male" traits like flat chest/narrow hips/no ass are normal and asexual, but "female" traits are this disgusting horny mutation of the normal default human form. tho if you want me to draw Kris with huge slimy ones I fuckin will, because thats the sort of porn pervert person I am
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 23h
"overly sexual" and its a fictional nonbinary individual being depicted with breasts. medium breasts, even. no cleavage showing. I'm not talking like "E cups in a cowkini, all oiled up and slippery", I'm talking "C cups in a knitted turtleneck, with an employee pass around the neck on a lanyard"
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hart hates when people have inconsistent and poorly articulated expectations for her, cause the situation becomes "damned if you do, damned if you don't", & she gets "in trouble" no matter what she does. god i love poking at her festering wound/personality disorder its almost a fetish at this point
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hart has a huge crush on her sister. therefore she wants to get closer to her in any way she can, up to and including nasty unprotected sex. Hart hates when Summer tries to initiate sex, because Summer says sex is evil/bad/scary/painful, then tries to hit RIGHT AFTER making these negative statements
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
low effort post. downvoted
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when she took that thing outta neos belly it was like ooooough fuck yeah abort that thing
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
disclaimer that i don't care what you crank it to and if you've cranked to all 3 episodes of boku no pico i salute your dedication. i'm just describing what themes i personally do and don't relate to in depraved pornography. there is a lot of queer theory papers that could be written about shotacon
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hate that boku no pico shit. They're like "no personality skinny big titty anime girl" just flat-chested. They are for looking at, not BEING. A fat awkward little guy in crocs that desperately wants to crack his older sister (but has no idea how sex works) is very relatable. you can BE him
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i have a PhD in keeping it in my pants
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is weird for me to say because I know people who have been abused in real life in very similar situations, but the fantasy of being a young boy experiencing his first (insert sexual act) with someone older, but still young enough to be a peer, not an authority figure.. it does stuff to me
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
shotacon stuff, but the viewer is meant to identify with the boy and not the person doing things to him. this has been my ted-talk.
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in the latest au they're both like 10 and they're still fucking eachother like rabbits
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the first rule of the incestverse is that in every AU, Hart and Summer are defined by the ability for their private parts to attract each other and stick together like the magnets in the hands of paired stuffed toys
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like. Sorry I can't come into work today. I was up all night last night crying in pain. You know how it is. The Disease.
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna start telling people that I'm suffering from an X-linked autoimmune disease and not tell them that it's just. the fact that I have more than one X chromosome
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i swear they just regex-ed this whole website
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
your black and orange patches will be in different places
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WHEN TF DID WE START SAYING "GENETIC CHANGE" instead of "MUTATION"??? OH MY GOD THAT'S SOOO VAGUE AND UNHELPFUL!!! "CHANGE" ALSO IMPLIES IT'S REVERSIBLE!
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
be good or I'll redo your lyonization
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
apologies for not knowing where the penis and balls sit in the panties. The doctor that was supposed to castrate me when I was a puppy was crossfaded and uh. missed
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me! I am a distinguished mealworm farmer.
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evil Boner That Hurts You
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i could have made it "msgg" Monosodium Glutamate Glutamate
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even better!
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i like drawing people with boners making faces like it hurts bad
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HERE IS MY CATCH-ALL TERM FOR THE LGBTQIAP2S+ (alphabet people) MGSS MARGINALIZED GENDERS SEXES AND SEXUALITIES
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is how Hart got her senior quote "If you fucked a kid, you'd think you'd remember it, eh?"
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Summer & Hart fought over this as kids: S: im scared i'm a pedophile H: I've never seen you fuck a kid S: But what if I did and you didn't see H: did you? S: No.. I don't think so H: Just say no, LOL S: but what if i molested a child but then forgot about it H: what (crying laughing) S: (sobbing)
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess she does have contamination OCD in a strange backward sense. In typical contamination OCD people worry about their own health being jeopardized by outside contaminants. They do stuff like wearing gloves, avoiding touching, and washing frequently. In Summer's OCD, SHE is the contaminant.
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This OCD was never diagnosed, because Summer is not an organizer, nor a hand washer, nor a ritual-haver, and she doesn't do any funny number bullshit. She worries about harm and pedophilia. The problem with being mainly obsessive with few compulsions is that there's not really any way to self-soothe
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she doesn't have lice, but imagines her scalp is colonized by some species of ultra killer lice that eats babys. She's an asymptomatic carrier but if it's allowed to spread, so many babys will be eaten and it will be her fault. and so on and so forth. She used to never let her sister touch her hair
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is how she got baby's first UTI btw. She was only able to convince herself to bathe by switching to a different OCD track of "if I don't boil my skin off in the shower every day I will kill everyone's immunocompromised grampy and granny with my personal arsenal of megagerms and superlice"
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Summer's OCD is very dear to me. She's so delusional.. every third thought is something batshit insane. "Washing my privates involves touching them & that's like masturbation & masturbating on ppl without their consent is bad therefore taking a shower is rape." Reminds me of when mine was rlly bad
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fighting the weakness of the flesh and losing is my own story, and perhaps a more realistic one, but I would rather tell a different story, for I have always liked stories of fantastical victories against powerful and evil forces. never tell me the odds
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
often I go too far and the dysphoria transforms into outright misery. which I sometimes also like to inflict on cis characters as well. there's an underlying theme of being unsatisfied by what "luck" "nature" "God" (aka random chance) inflicted on you, +fighting the weakness of the flesh and winning
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i try to give my trans characters some dysphoria because as many wise women have pointed out, the "impeccably confident and joyful 5'2" f*t*n*r* character with perfect skin, a footlong cock and bouncy E cups" is rather odious when it's written by a tme. she penised penisly down the stairs type shit
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FINALLY AN AUTHOR THAT ISN'T BRAINDEAD
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its a cruel joke of the universe that for a little while you get to have titties and a bush and body odor before beginning to painfully rot from the inside out
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its really unfortunate that the only people who wanna see me raped and impregnated are my mother and a slew of gynecologists. like... there are beautiful women in this world...
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh also I want my eyesight back. I wouldn't need glasses if not for this bullshit
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want head-splitting migraines anymore, i want my hair back i want my energy back i want my old weight back i want my ability to sit still i want my emotions back I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!! bomb that kills all psychiatrists. turn this woman into fucking chunks. wet red chunks. little warm giblets
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tykedyke.bsky.social @tykedyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
idk i just don't think there should be a group of people that's allowed to poison us, lie to us, and torture us with impunity. that kind of person shouldn't be allowed to exist.
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