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Baldrick’s cunning plan

@tychocelchu77.bsky.social
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Brit. Londoner. Perpetually confused. Cat dad. Gamer. Movie buff. Sci-Fi. Fantasy.

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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think Google forgot something important
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
She knows that isn’t how universal healthcare works. Just like she knows MAGA supporters don’t know that isn’t how universal healthcare works. There’s a reason Trump said he loves the poorly educated.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A man who has cheated on all three of his wives and was on tape bragging that he could “grab em by the pussy” without prior consent
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I vaguely recall a saying about people who fail to learn from history…
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Strong on law enforcement? Must be why they elected a rapist with multiple fraud convictions, who is insider trading, and openly accepting bribes. Not forgetting that he was best friends with the world’s most infamous sex trafficker.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Binface the musical youtu.be/iNp16EPj1Us?...
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Count Binface vs The Establishment | Official Satirical Music Video
YouTube video by James Cunliffe
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When there’s a mass shooting they blame mental health. Now they’re making it easier for people with mental health issues to get guns. Make it make sense.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’ve seen more people in a pub toilet.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Scotland have any games in NYC
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
London bus stops on point, again
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It makes the pages stick together
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Trying to paint himself as a tough guy after everyone saw him scurry away from a single armed man on another floor of the hotel
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 28/04/2026
NEWS! “So… when’s the next assassination attempt?” politely enquires King Charles
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“So… when’s the next assassination attempt?” politely enquires King Charles
King Charles has put his foot in it while attempting small talk with Donald Trump.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Does that count as him making a threat against the president?
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 09/04/2026
NEWS! Trump declares victory over pants after six weeks of shitting in them
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Trump declares victory over pants after six weeks of shitting in them
President Trump has declared complete and total victory over his pants after spending six weeks shitting in them.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What no “phone home” reference?
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 31/03/2026
International diplomacy at its finest.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt says ugh in front of a refrigerator .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt says ugh in front of a refrigerator .
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 27/03/2026
NEWS! 'Don't think of the UK as unwilling to join your war, think of it as having bone spurs' Starmer tells Trump
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‘Don’t think of the UK as unwilling to join your war, think of it as having bone spurs’ Starmer tells Trump
Sir Keir Starmer has urged Donald Trump to view Britain’s refusal to enthusiastically cannonball into the Iran war not as reluctance, but as a “longstanding medical condition that conveniently flar…
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
“Palm Sunday” is his code name for every Sunday
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
One of the strange things with trying to read cats
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Was there any doubt that they would try to protect him?
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When Larry dies (10 Downing Street cat) he’s going to need a state funeral. He’s more beloved than anyone else in UK politics
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As if there was ever any doubt that he is a racist, misogynist, narcissist.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
One ring to never give you up One ring to never let you down One ring to never run around and desert you
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 27/01/2026
What America looks like right now...
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Meaning that they’re doing the job he sent them there to do. Sow chaos and terrorise communities that vote against him
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 26/01/2026
NEWS! 'He shouldn’t have been bearing arms' says country obsessed with right to bear arms
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‘He shouldn’t have been bearing arms’ says country obsessed with right to bear arms
The US government have criticised a man for having a concealed weapon today, despite constantly banging on about how everyone should have the right to bear arms.
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Have they been hanging out with Elon?
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
A bowel tear because he’s so full of shit
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Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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