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Uncle Dicky

@txdicky.bsky.social
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Witty Texan. Wanna 2 step? Family "borrowed" a castle Lover of good laughs, science & the arts. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🦴🔭📚 🥩🍖 ♣️🇨🇦🇲🇽 Ava (2yo F white malamute) Nala (3yo F rescue german shepherd) Future governor of Texas. #tech #π+1 #carryABIGStick #TexasProud #FAFO

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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Find BOTH dogs. Hi Nala! Where is Ava??
There's a dog heading in this picture. Where is Ava??
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hot Wheels Greg rolls in, gunning down rights with a smug grin and oversized tires. But Crockett’s back, waving the flag and calling out the fraud. Texas sees you, Greg—and we ain’t buying your bootleg freedom.
Hot Wheels Greg rolls in, gunning down rights with a smug grin and oversized tires. But Crockett’s back, flag in hand, calling out the fraud. Texas ain’t blind. We see the grift. Fuck Elon. Fuck Musk. Fuck MAGA. This ain’t bootleg freedom—it’s fascism wrapped in chrome. Equal rights or bust. Resist.
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Nala loving on the neighbors sprinkler. Happy Puppy Dog!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Ava begging for my breakfast!
Ava Malamute puppy dog begging for eggs and cheese breakfast on patio
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Nala cuddles are the best cuddles!
German Shepherd cuddles! And a selfie!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Am I the asshole? I forgot poop bags so I made my dog jog when she started to smell to squat on my neighbors yard.
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I came across an Ava in her natural habitat... It's going to be a wet drive home! Dog life!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I forgot this dog park had a dip pond....
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
What can I say, we love pie!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ava, and Nala both agree, enjoy your pie!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Happy dogs, happy Life!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Happy pie Day everyone! Especially to Albert and Max! Keep up the good vibes!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
That's my tow strap Ava!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Shake and bake baby!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Nala naps
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This is the way!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Pretty girl Nala
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Free advise? Can anybody explain why this scary lady was in my dreams all night yelling tariffs?
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
She found my down pillow... We're bougie!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
He's earned this
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Are we there yet?
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's like I got a goddamn sled dog team! Mush!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Do any foreigners want to come enjoy our slide in America?? I hear it's going to be really fun... Can I come stay with you??
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The dog that wants the cold versus a dog that wants warmth.
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Bath done, treats eaten, Nap time! #goodpups
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Look what I found online! A pre-release of tonight's State of the Union! All hail our new billionaire Overloads!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hey guys! The stock market changed directions... Did it happen?? Or is it more pump and dump?
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Soon please!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Fatty stealing her sister's bone...
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oh, second protector! My backyard is safe! Thank you, protector princess Nala!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
But his crypto... Think of the poor president...
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Ava protecting the back yard!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
President Trump's disgraceful kowtowing to Putin, coupled with his betrayal of Ukraine and our NATO allies, cements his legacy as the 'World's Greatest Russian Asset.'
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Trump states strategic reserve... Bitcoin goes up... Rich people sell... Retail normal people lose. Pump and dump! Thank you Mr President for stealing from my neighbors!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I'll stop by and put a couple Big Macs in there for him... He's going to need them where he's going
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
We need Luigi, the people want Luigi!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I like The Simpsons suggestion... It's a clean cut
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This isn't the Trump headline I was waiting for... Maybe tomorrow
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
!11:11! I made a wish… or 2... One for me, and one for all of us!
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Make America great again... Follow directions below...
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Uncle Dicky @txdicky.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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