byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 19hYeah I’m hoping she doesn’t pull a full Taylor swift on us bc I actually liked her country stuff and she’d been doing country for yearsss 😭 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 05/10/2026when you’re troubleshooting stuff with compliance and engineering and every single one of the engineers makes a copy of your sheet 😂😂😂 010
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 05/10/2026also idc how expensive pre-cut veggies get, I’m not chopping onions 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 05/10/2026bought a rotisserie chicken, gonna make chicken and wild rice soup 🍲 140
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I forgot Hanna’s mama was out here running niggas over 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 03/10/2026seeing that the low is 71° and the high is 79° and just knowing that the humidity is going to be god awful 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have that audio of Stewie going “mom, mom” as my ringtone for my mom right I was in a meeting and forgot to silence my phone and she fucking called me 😂😭static.klipy.comStewie Calls Out to LoisALT: Stewie Calls Out to Lois 180
Reposted by byakuya’s baby mamaalyssum says #ProtectJho and #FreeLink @permanentalien.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026technically it’s still day one of hoodoo heritage month in the US and today we honor the ancestors. i haven’t been able to do much, but i did write a blog post and it’s free to read if you feel inclined to. ko-fi.com/post/day-one...ko-fi.comday one - honor your ancestorsalyssum published a post on Ko-fi 01214
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026and I just dropped a full glass jar of vanilla bean paste on my big toe on this same leg… I hate my life rn 100
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comPedro Monkey Puppet MemeALT: Pedro Monkey Puppet Meme 010
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And now I want a cocoa chocolate chip cookie 100
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hold up now! I ain’t say allat. I love a good plain brown butter chocolate chip or cocoa chocolate chip cookie. 😂 110
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t think chocolate chips belong in banana bread 221
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026right before filing starts every quarter we have a game week. I won first place and got $100 voucher to Uber Eats. 😂 010
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026being at the store and hearing everyone’s emergency alerts go off one by one lmao 010
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the sun dried tomato turkey from H-E-B is actually so good 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was really only down bad maybeee a day and a half but I’ve had this lingering cough and congestion that won’t go away 😭 110
Reposted by byakuya’s baby mamaTemu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Salt. The ONLY acceptable way. 2135
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026as someone who rarely gets sick, I hate being sick 130
Reposted by byakuya’s baby mamaHotties HQ 🧡 @hottieshq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Obsessed with that left/right booty bounce with the arms folded move 😩 16123
Reposted by byakuya’s baby mamaᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026need it. calamari, crab legs, clams, FRIED FISH, lobster, oysters (ROCKERFELLER), scallops, shrimp. 3104
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hit my shin on the chair in Pilates today… I know a big ass bruise is coming 110
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love when people who are self-proclaimed dog people get a cat 😂 010
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026+1 to everyone saying African net sponge but I also take coffee grounds mixed with coarse sugar or salt and lil bit of jojoba and go to townnn (I also add a lil bit of cornmint oil for that menthol feeling) 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comWoman's 'Word Mother' GestureALT: Woman's 'Word Mother' Gesture 010
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026okay now why did this get this kinda traction lol 011
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I should really pay attention to my emails more often I got locked out of an account bc the old company got bought out and I was NOT diligent in setting up/transferring everything to the new company 😭 000
Reposted by byakuya’s baby mamaChocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Speaking of which Whomst ever was the dummy that came up with “I am not my ancestors” Shrouded in the slight of “they were weak” Should be fucking ashamed of themselves. And everyone who bought the shirt, too. 3289
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So the leaves were kinda busted/crumbly and I didn’t notice that a piece had fallen when I was taking some out of the container. And somehow it landed on the burner. 🫠 110
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Burnt a bay leaf while cooking last night and now I’m getting “no smoking” emails from my apartment complex… I hate you stupid mfs 2681
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and then have the nerve to be sassy as hell. EYE know what the fuck I’m talking about. don’t come for me unless I send for you. 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it’s always funny when someone on another team tries to tell me how to do my job or what my responsibilities are like… are you my manager? did you hire me? did you write my job req? just loud and wrong 100
Reposted by byakuya’s baby mamaDemi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026when i was a kid everyone hated broccoli & I was like shiddd, I'll eat it. zhahastatic.klipy.comJackee Harry Laughing on Live ShowALT: Jackee Harry Laughing on Live Show 2367
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the one large box is fine but two large boxes?? you got me fucked up 000
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me realizing I could buy portion cups at Sam’s me realizing lids are sold separatelystatic.klipy.comKanye West: Smile to Serious ReactionALT: Kanye West: Smile to Serious Reaction 110
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Don’t look, she’s coming over here with envelopes” “With what?” “Anthrax” 100
byakuya’s baby mama @txaries.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I got really sick for just one day and then was completely fine for the next couple of days and now all of a sudden I have this annoying ass cough 100