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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸

@tx-succubus.bsky.social
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Hill Country Texasdeutsch turned beach bum with a Master of Arts in Education (M.A. Ed.). PlayStation nerd, atheist, VERY liberal Dem. Married to the very dishy @middlebuffalo.bsky.social . MAGAts not tolerated.

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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Though this isn't the time, I predicted that Elmo would come crawling back to center-left, wanting bygones to be bygones, pretending to be a Dem again. True progressives aren't wired that way, we don't forget. Also, anyone who thought two malignant narcissists would work well together is an 1d10t.
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Khaki Danish. Sounds like a backup Bond girl.
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I'm trying to be a little more festive this holiday, we'll have a full house with people coming and going between Xmas eve and NYD. I thought maybe I'd try making sugar plums, so I looked up a YouTube recipe. No, thank you. It's like literally 50 steps over several days. 😐
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Oh no! 😔 That's very frightening, I hope she makes a full recovery.
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You got this.
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a sign that says stay on target with a red line
Alt: a sign that says stay on target with a red line
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It's almost... storybook. 🥲
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Here I was making the assumption it was a female porn star. Who knows what goes on in the depths of MAGA-Lardo.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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a woman in a white dress is standing next to a railing and says " why thank you "
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing next to a railing and says " why thank you "
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
In Texas, we say "Bless your heart". The meaning is unambiguous, yet retains civility.
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When I say trump voters live in their own little delusional fucking world - I'm serious. It's not hyperbole.
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Happy Taco* Tuesday! 🌮 *Street tacos. Not cumin-seasoned ground beef in a hard shell. Gross.
Taco Tuesday featuring a street taco.
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
What a delightful gift! I'm a fan of Penzeys myself, but I didn't know those even existed. Now I want one for my husband (he's the hugging type 😁).
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My turn to pick Thursday night's movie, so we watched Judy on Netflix. It was a bit of a downer, but I liked it. Hard to tell if Jason liked it. "Oh, it was alright." At least it kept his attention and he didn't fidget. So yay? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Glory! 👀
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If he wasn't born into privilege, he'd be selling fake Rolex watches at flea markets. I remember his NFT cards with the creepy, romanticized fantasy art. That confirmed to me he isn't grounded in reality.
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It's lovely! Like Twitter before its dark ages. You know, now.
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🐠🧜🏻‍♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼‍♂️🪸 @tx-succubus.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hello? *tap tap* This thing on? *ahem* Hi, I just came over from the place run by that nasty little inbred goblin and his army of incels. My husband said it's much nicer here, so I'll give it a shot. What the hell, right?
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