Sign in

Two Worlds

@twoworldsin1.bsky.social
71 followers 107 following 41 posts

A story disguised as a human

PostsRepliesMedia
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsDN... Me calling my mom after the Lindsey Clancy mistrial like...
youtube.com
MST3K- "You tried to kill us!"
YouTube video by Starsteam
001
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Clavicular be like.... 🤣🤣
001
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
www.npr.org/2026/06/21/n... So apparently they're completely redoing the Reflecting Pool...see, and here I'd think they'd want to drain it because they fucked up so badly but as it turns out it was the vandals who tore up the paint so badly they have to start all over anyway! Funny how that works.
npr.org
Trump claims vandals damaged D.C. Reflecting Pool, and says it will be drained again
The president posted on Truth Social claiming vandals slashed the pool's lining and poured chemicals into the water, saying arrests have been made. He provided no evidence for his claims.
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
To be conservative is to be unable to push back or even object if the other person has more money or influence than you. Their hierarchy is the only thing that matters to them, even if it means bending the knee to someone who they KNOW has the intelligence of someone who ate paint chips as a kid.
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Jax's Pog Reaction in The Amazing Digital Circus
ALT: Jax's Pog Reaction in The Amazing Digital Circus
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm gonna put it on my resume AND my LinkedIn profile as a lifetime achievement 😁
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
>> any future conventions I may attend.
media.tenor.com
a woman in a pink sweater is saying i think you should leave .
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is saying i think you should leave .
100
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Chris did Flutter break up with you :( It's alright, you can tell me, I'm your fellow ur-lolcow pal Two Worlds :)
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social , where is Flutter? How is she feeling towards you nowadays?
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social thank you for your confirmation. Additionally, if you could validate following overnight reflection I'd appreciate it.
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey Christine, how do you feel about newer Transformer generations, like those movies with Shia Le Boef and Megan Fox or whatever? Do you think they're haram and bad for light and Jesus or whatever like the recent MLP gen and that they caused the bad timeline and Putin and Pmurt or whatever?
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
RIP my productivity once you do 😁
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
"RI' EN, 'ERMIT, 'ERE'S THE FING... THAT LUNG THAT PRO'IGY GIVE YEH AIN'T FREE, MATE" #wemaynotbeyoungonesfortoolong
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
MISTA KOTTAH! MISTA KOTTAH! I GOTTA NOTE!
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5YO... So...this is him admitting it, right? He literally is admitting to employing the woman, Virginia Giuffre, who was repeatedly raped by both of these men, at his "spa", and then Epstein "stole" her to go "work" for him. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS HERE.
youtube.com
President Trump Holds A Press Gaggle On Air Force One
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THKu... Waking up every day after Election Day 2024 like...
youtube.com
Surviving the Bad Ending in Half-Life 1
YouTube video by sanity lost
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
WHAT?? OVER 9000? BUT THAT CANNOT BE IT IS SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE 🤣🤣 #shesaidthething
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I just realized something... The Simpsons has become to us how they watch Itchy and Scratchy in the show itself 🤔😯 classic, beloved cartoon, etc
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/... "Whiskeyleaks" is the perfect name for this 🤣🤣
aljazeera.com
What did Trump aides leak to The Atlantic in Signal chat?
The Atlantic’s editor said Pete Hegseth sent operational details of a US attack on the Houthis in a Signal chat.
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes chatgpt.com/share/67b624...
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Can't wait until "orange", "Elmo", "Leon", and "President Musk" are banned 🤣🤣 What a pathetic, fragile little ego.
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Of course you realize this means war
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
makeagif.com/gif/ace-vent... MFW I'm racing around on the map in Fortnite and I hear another car near me and it's a Cybertruck
makeagif.com
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls; Monster Truck Scene on Make a GIF
_premium
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
04410
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
F's in the chat for a real one 🫡
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Dear Pringles Man and other snack mascots and personages, Please put more meat tastes on chips. Thank you.
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
😳
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Lol ol boy can't DARVO on Bluesky like he could on Twitter 🤣🤣
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Lol. Lmao, even.
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Chris did you quit Twitter because it's owned by a toady of Pmurt 😁
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hey, I'm just checking...is this really happening? Are we really making this platform a thing?
220
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
youtu.be/yQZSOtzWuyQ?... Thanks for threatening to disconnect my heat when I can barely afford to pay for food, cockbites
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
100
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Throwback to last Halloween when I dressed up as Morpheus from @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com 's Sandman!
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
@jaketapper.bsky.social , do you have stairs in your house?
020
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
files.catbox.moe/766l4q.mp4 Throwback to the time I learned basic video editing skills by ruining horror movie scenes with completely inappropriate soundtracks for 🎃SPOOKY SEASON🎃
files.catbox.moe
010
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
youtu.be/u08E7c-FRbU?... Hjønk!
youtu.be
HONK
goose nonsense
000
Two Worlds @twoworldsin1.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Pretty sure the series finale of the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs answers this
000