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A comic about the Presidents of the United States and other star-spangled banter. By @classicbri.bsky.social 2PO.US

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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 19h
Coolidgenomics #webcomic #presidents #coolidge
Three panel comic featuring Ronald Reagan and Calvin Coolidge in front of the White House
Panel 1: Reagan says "Calvin Coolidge, you're my hero! I learned everything from you." Coolidge says "Hello Reagan."
Panel 2: Reagan says "Cutting taxes for the wealthy? Ignoring growing social issues? Supply-siding the economy just long enough to make it the next guy's problem?"
Panel 3: Coolidge falls asleep. Reagan says "Falling asleep to avoid uncomfortable conversations? Where do you come up with this stuff?!"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 28/09/2026
Presidential Town Hall of Calvin Coolidge #webcomic #presidents #calvincoolidge
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 28/09/2026
Two Party Opera has been banned from the White House grounds. We will continue to provide coverage of the Presidents of the United States in a limited capacity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 25/09/2026
Of the four presidents that have made the fewest appearances in Two Party Opera, who should be featured in a comic next week? William Henry Harrison, Calvin Coolidge, Jimmy Carter, or Gerald Ford?
Image of the four presidents from Two Party Opera who have appeared the fewest number of times in the comic: William Henry Harrison (18), Calvin Coolidge (17), Jimmy Carter (15), and Gerald Ford (15)
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 25/09/2026
What Would You Air on Your Own State Media Propaganda Network?
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 25/09/2026
What Would You Air on Your Own State Media Propaganda Network?
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 23/09/2026
Two Party Opera Has Been Banned From the White House #webcomic #presidents #pressban
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 23/09/2026
Two Party Opera Has Been Banned From the White House #webcomic #presidents #pressban
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 21/09/2026
Warren G. Harding with the Marion Star #webcomic #presidents #warrengharding
Three panel comic. Warren G. Harding is in the Oval Office with Trump.
Panel 1: Harding says "Mr. President. Warren G. Harding with the Marion Star."
Panel 2: Harding says "How do you justify banning. the free press from the White House when you gave an oath to uphold the Constitution?"
Panel 3: Outside the White House, James Madison asks "You got banned?" Harding says "I got banned!"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 20/09/2026
Still ridiculous that we’ve allowed these companies to talk about their products and services as if they are somehow wholly separate entities, free from accountability and oversight.
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 19/09/2026
Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Two Party Opera from the White House
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 18/09/2026
Hey Bluesky readers, what do we like better? Full comics in one image or comics posted as a scrollable line of panels?
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 18/09/2026
The Threat to Demolish the Kennedy Center #webcomic #presidents #kennedycenter
Three panel comic featuring John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon in front of a boarded-up Kennedy Center
Panel 1: Kennedy says "It would be awful if the Kennedy Center gets demolished..." Nixon says "We may have had out differences, you and I, but we've always agreed on the importance of Federal support for the arts."
Panel 2: Nixon quotes from his speech to the Associated Councils of the Arts from May 26, 1971, "–for there is a growing recognition that few investments in the quality of life in America pay off so handsomely as the money spent to stimulate the arts."
Panel 3: Kennedy says "Plus, there are so many other buildings you could demolish instead!" Nixon says "Seriously! The Watergate is next door!"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 17/09/2026
Welcome to the resistance, unredacted Microsoft executive Brent Hecht
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 16/09/2026
Rename the Kennedy Center After Me or I’ll Shut the Whole Place Down #presidents #webcomic #kennedycenter
Three panel comic featuring Donald Trump and John F. Kennedy in front of a boarded-up Kennedy Center.
Panel 1: Trump screams "Rename the Kennedy Center after me or I'll shut the whole place down!" Kennedy says "Hey now! Is that a threat?!"
Panel 2: Trump says "No, it's the title of my new musical to be performed at the Kennedy Center. Give it a read or I'll shut the whole place down." Kennedy says "OK, but I hope it fits the congressionally-approved goals of the charter to 'meet the highest level of excellence and reflect the cultural diversity of the United States."
Panel 3: Kennedy opens the manilla folder Trump handed to him, ransom letters spell out "Rename the Kennedy Center after me or I'll shut the whole place down" Kennedy says "...did you write the entire script in cutout ransom letters?" Trump says "That's the poster."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 16/09/2026
Rename the Kennedy Center After Me or I’ll Shut the Whole Place Down #presidents #webcomic #kennedycenter
Three panel comic featuring Donald Trump and John F. Kennedy in front of a boarded-up Kennedy Center.
Panel 1: Trump screams "Rename the Kennedy Center after me or I'll shut the whole place down!" Kennedy says "Hey now! Is that a threat?!"
Panel 2: Trump says "No, it's the title of my new musical to be performed at the Kennedy Center. Give it a read or I'll shut the whole place down." Kennedy says "OK, but I hope it fits the congressionally-approved goals of the charter to 'meet the highest level of excellence and reflect the cultural diversity of the United States."
Panel 3: Kennedy opens the manilla folder Trump handed to him, ransom letters spell out "Rename the Kennedy Center after me or I'll shut the whole place down" Kennedy says "...did you write the entire script in cutout ransom letters?" Trump says "That's the poster."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 15/09/2026
Did I win an Emmy?
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 14/09/2026
125 years today, but the Progressive Era didn’t come out of nowhere— it was seen as a continuation and return to Lincoln’s Republican Party.
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 14/09/2026
The Progressive Era Begins #webcomic #presidents #theodoreroosevelt
Three panel comic featuring Theodore Roosevelt in front of the Lincoln Memorial
Panel 1: Roosevelt says "September 14, 1901. I rode all night on buckboard wagons and trains to reach Buffalo after the news that William McKinley had succumbed to that assassin's bullet."
Panel 2: Roosevelt says "I was surrounded by people who hoped that I would faithfully carry out the stuffy old conservative agenda that the Republicans favored. Little did they all know, 125 years ago today, the Progressive Era would begin."
Panel 3: William H. Taft enters and says "Some of them had an idea. Senator Mark Hanna cried "Now look! That damned cowboy is President!" Roosevelt, now in full Rough Rider clothes, says "Compared to McKinley, who wasn't a cowboy?"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 11/09/2026
Lessons of 9/11 #webcomic #presidents #september11
Three panel comic featuring George W. Bush and George Washington in front of the White House.
Panel 1: Bush reads from his President's Daily Brief and says "Washington, have we learned the right lessons for 9/11?" Washington says "We lost a lot of good lives that day."Panel 2: Washington is surrounded by smoke as he says "But we learned the lesson of better intelligence gathering. If we had known the British Army's initial attack was a distraction to flank us from the right, we wouldn't have had to retreat. I was there. It was a miracle I made it out alive."Panel 3: Bush says "Which 9/11 did you learn that lesson?" Washington says "September 11, 1777. Are we not talking about the Battle of Brandywine?"Three panel comic featuring George W. Bush and George Washington in front of the White House.
Panel 1: Bush reads from his President's Daily Brief and says "Washington, have we learned the right lessons for 9/11?" Washington says "We lost a lot of good lives that day."
Panel 2: Washington is surrounded by smoke as he says "But we learned the lesson of better intelligence gathering. If we had known the British Army's initial attack was a distraction to flank us from the right, we wouldn't have had to retreat. I was there. It was a miracle I made it out alive."
Panel 3: Bush says "Which 9/11 did you learn that lesson?" Washington says "September 11, 1777. Are we not talking about the Battle of Brandywine?"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 09/09/2026
Triumphal Farce #webcomic #presidents #triumphalarch
Three panel comic featuring Warren G. Harding, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Chester A. Arthur in front of the proposed Triumphal Arch.
Panel 1: Harding says "We are pleased to announce that we are preparing to start the excavation work necessary for the Great Triumphal Arch." Roosevelt says "Hmmm..."Panel 2: Harding says "This will be one of the great pieces of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world." Roosevelt says "What if it doesn't get Congressional approval?"Panel 3: The three presidents are now in front of a giant hole in the ground. Harding says "Then this will be one of the great pits of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world."Three panel comic featuring Warren G. Harding, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Chester A. Arthur in front of the proposed Triumphal Arch.
Panel 1: Harding says "We are pleased to announce that we are preparing to start the excavation work necessary for the Great Triumphal Arch." Roosevelt says "Hmmm..."
Panel 2: Harding says "This will be one of the great pieces of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world." Roosevelt says "What if it doesn't get Congressional approval?"
Panel 3: The three presidents are now in front of a giant hole in the ground. Harding says "Then this will be one of the great pits of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 09/09/2026
Triumphal Farce #webcomic #presidents #triumphalarch
Three panel comic featuring Warren G. Harding, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Chester A. Arthur in front of the proposed Triumphal Arch.
Panel 1: Harding says "We are pleased to announce that we are preparing to start the excavation work necessary for the Great Triumphal Arch." Roosevelt says "Hmmm..."Panel 2: Harding says "This will be one of the great pieces of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world." Roosevelt says "What if it doesn't get Congressional approval?"Panel 3: The three presidents are now in front of a giant hole in the ground. Harding says "Then this will be one of the great pits of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world."Three panel comic featuring Warren G. Harding, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Chester A. Arthur in front of the proposed Triumphal Arch.
Panel 1: Harding says "We are pleased to announce that we are preparing to start the excavation work necessary for the Great Triumphal Arch." Roosevelt says "Hmmm..."
Panel 2: Harding says "This will be one of the great pieces of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world." Roosevelt says "What if it doesn't get Congressional approval?"
Panel 3: The three presidents are now in front of a giant hole in the ground. Harding says "Then this will be one of the great pits of American architecture, befitting the most powerful Capital in the world."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 07/09/2026
AI-Enabled Labor Day #webcomic #presidents #laborday
Three panel comic featuring First-term Grover Cleveland and Second-term Grover Cleveland in front of the White House.
Panel 1: Cleveland 1 says "Second-term Grover Cleveland, do we even need Labor Day anymore?" Cleveland 2 says "Good question, first-term Grover Cleveland! Why celebrate the Labor movement if we can replace the workforce with AI Robots?"
Panel 2: An AI humanoid robot enters. Cleveland 1 says "Check out this handsome fellow! Ready for 12-hour days, seven days a week in dangerous conditions, and all It asks in return is the drinking water of a mid-sized city." Cleveland 2 says "Looks like it can do everything a worker can do!"
Panel 3: Cleveland 1 says "Do you think it can throw a stick of dynamite in Haymarket Square?" The robot lightly tosses a stick of dynamite in the air. Cleveland 2 says "On second thought, let's keep Labor Day on the books for now."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 05/09/2026
Today!
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 04/09/2026
Join me this Saturday for a comic reading celebrating 10 years of Two Party Opera
Decennial Comic Reading, 10 years of 2PO. Saturday, 9/5 — 7:00 ET (4:00 PT) Live on YouTube (classicbri)
Poster shows a bunch of Two Party Opera comics all jumbled together
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 04/09/2026
1029: Popular Comics. Join me tomorrow for a special event! The Two Party Opera Decennial Comic Reading live on my YouTube channel (classicbri), celebrating 10 years of 2PO!
Three panel comic featuring Theodore Roosevelt in Benjamin Franklin's printing office.
Panel 1: Roosevelt says "Dr. Franklin, have you considered including more comics in your publications?" Franklin says "You think my readers would like that?"
Panel 2: Roosevelt says "Who doesn't love a good comic strip? They're incredibly popular! Especially if they're funny! Oh! And have good action! Maybe some sex appeal!"
Panel 3: Franklin holds up a comic and says "How about this one? It's about a bunch of old white guys discussing policy." Roosevelt says "That might be a tougher sell..."
Below, a news bulletin: Decennial Comic Reading, 10 years of 2PO. Saturday, 9/5 — 7:00 ET (4:00 PT) Live on YouTube (classicbri). The posters shows a bunch of Two Party Opera comics all jumbled together
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 04/09/2026
Join me this Saturday for a comic reading celebrating 10 years of Two Party Opera
Decennial Comic Reading, 10 years of 2PO. Saturday, 9/5 — 7:00 ET (4:00 PT) Live on YouTube (classicbri)
Poster shows a bunch of Two Party Opera comics all jumbled together
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 02/09/2026
Something Weird #webcomic #supremecourt #presidents #midterms
Four panel comic featuring Chief Justice John Roberts and James Madison in front of the Supreme Court.
Panel 1: Roberts smacks Madison in the back of the head and says "Heyyy James Madison, want to see something weird?" Madison says "Ouch... Hello Chief Justice John Roberts."
Panel 2: Roberts makes a face while pointing to the Constitution and says "Look at your precious Constitution. All these amendments saying the right to vote can't be denied based on race, sex, or age over 18, blah blah blah."
Panel 3: Roberts say "But here's the trick, there is no explicit right to vote. American democracy can end overnight as long as it happens equally."
Panel 4: Roberts says "See you at the midterms, loser!" Madison says "Article III needs a 'Be Nicer to Me' clause."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 31/08/2026
The Caroline Affair #presidents #webcomic #martinvanburen #johntyler
Three panel comic featuring Martin Van Buren and John Tyler (holding a protest sign that says "Lake Ontario" with Ontario crossed out and "America" written below.)
Panel 1: Van Buren says "I keep having this recurring nightmare about the Caroline Affair." Tyler says "The 1837 event that established the concept of preemptive self-defense in international law?"
Panel 2: Van Buren narrates over an image of his dream, as described: "Canadian Militiamen have set fire to the American steamboat, Caroline. And I'm trapped aboard as it goes over Niagara Falls."
Panel 3: Van Buren says "It always end the same way—slowly drowning while Daniel Webster and Lord Ashburton debate whether my death constitutes an act of war." Tyler flips pages in a book on Dream Meanings. He says "Hmmm... I'm having trouble finding that one."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 28/08/2026
Van Buren VS Canada #webcomics #presidents #canada
Panel 1: Martin Van Buren declares, "The Van Buren Administration was historically diplomatic towards Canada in uncertain times, but enough is enough!"
Panel 2: Van Buren says "50% tariffs on Canadian imports! We're renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America!"
Panel 3: Van Buren says, "Oh, and all that disputed territory in northern Maine that went to Canada after the Aroostook War? We're taking it back!" He holds up a map of Maine from the 1830s that shows the different borders claimed by the U.S. and U.K./Canada. John Tyler enters holding a protest sign that says "More like 'Aroo-mistook.'" and yells "Yeah!"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 26/08/2026
Big Things #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic featuring William H. Taft and Theodore Roosevelt in the Badlands.
Panel 1: Roosevelt says “Like all Americans, I like big things! Big prairies, big forests and mountains, big wheat fields, railroads—and herds of cattle, too—big factories, steamboats, and everything else.”
Panel 2: Roosevelt says "But we must keep steadily in mind that no people were ever yet benefited by riches if their prosperity corrupted their virtue.” (note: this speech is sourced from an oration Roosevelt gave in Dickinson, Dakota Territory, July 4, 1886)
Panel 3: Taft says "How do you stay virtuous to benefit from the big things?" Roosevelt says "I never sweat the small stuff."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 24/08/2026
Theodore Roosevelt in the Badlands #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic of Theodore Roosevelt in the Badlands.
Panel 1: Roosevelt looks forward and takes a deep breath.
Panel 2: Roosevelt smiles wide and says "Bully! What a view!"
Panel 3: Roosevelt is silhouetted against the view of the majestic Badlands National Park. He says "I'm going to miss this place when they pave it over with data centers."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 22/08/2026
The Supreme Court is just a local Land Use Committee now
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 21/08/2026
Flock Camera Down
Three panel comic in front of a fortified White House. George W. Bush cradles a smashed-up Flock Camera in his arms.
Panel 1: Bush screams "Flock Cam! NOOOOOOO!!" The Flock camera says "Is that you, George W. Bush?" Bush says "I knew you were an accountable system of privacy abuses, but I never thought people wouldn't simply get used to it!"
Panel 2: Close up on the Flock Camera, it says "Was I... a good tool of the surveillance state?" Bush says "Try not to talk. You've lost a lost of gold and copper components."
Panel 3: Barack Obama enters, crying. He says "soon it'll be with that massive data repository in the sky." Flock camera says "I'm so thirsty..." Bush yells "Someone get this thing some police ex-girlfriend license plate numbers!"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 19/08/2026
Unreasonable Search #webcomic #presidents
Panel 1: James Madison holds up the U.S. Constitution. He says "The Fourth Amendment protects us from unreasonable searches. This fundamental American right was to prevent 'writs of assistance,' broad search warrants against the general public."
Panel 2: James Madison looks up and finds himself surrounded by an infinite crowd of Flock cameras.
Panel 3: One Flock camera says "It's not a search if we already know where everything is." Another says "The 4th Amendment can go Flock itself."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 18/08/2026
The hits keep on coming
Three panel comic featuring Donald Trump at the podium in the White House Press Briefing Room.
Panel 1: Trump holds up two big signs reading "Promises Made," "Promises Kept." He says, "They said it couldn't be done!"
Panel 2: Trump says, "As you all know, one of the messages of my campaign was 'No New Wars.'"
Panel 3: Trump says, "well, the Pentagon ran out of missiles, soooo..."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 17/08/2026
Sullivan Ballou on the U.S.S. Lincoln
Three panel comic aboard the aircraft carrier, U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, deployed at sea.
Panel 1: "My Very Dear Wife: Our movement may be one of a few hundred days duration and “not nearly enough.” I know how strongly American civilization now leans upon unrestricted access to the Strait of Hormuz, and I am willing, perfectly willing to lay down all my joys in this life to help maintain gas prices under $4/gallon."
Panel 2: "But, my dear wife, after having eaten the bitter rations of raw chicken, my unbounded love for clean water, soap, working bathrooms, and adequate mental health support, struggles in fierce contest with my love of country."
Panel 3: "My dear Sarah, never forget how much I love you, nor that, when my last breath escapes me as I jump overboard, it will whisper your name. —Sullivan Ballou, U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 17/08/2026
Sullivan Ballou on the U.S.S. Lincoln
Three panel comic aboard the aircraft carrier, U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, deployed at sea.
Panel 1: "My Very Dear Wife: Our movement may be one of a few hundred days duration and “not nearly enough.” I know how strongly American civilization now leans upon unrestricted access to the Strait of Hormuz, and I am willing, perfectly willing to lay down all my joys in this life to help maintain gas prices under $4/gallon."
Panel 2: "But, my dear wife, after having eaten the bitter rations of raw chicken, my unbounded love for clean water, soap, working bathrooms, and adequate mental health support, struggles in fierce contest with my love of country."
Panel 3: "My dear Sarah, never forget how much I love you, nor that, when my last breath escapes me as I jump overboard, it will whisper your name. —Sullivan Ballou, U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 15/08/2026
Future of Our Children #webcomic #presidents
Panel 1: Eisenhower and Fillmore meet in front of the Pentagon. Eisenhower says "Once again, the military industrial complex takes priority over the future of our children." Fillmore says "We worked that out!"
Panel 2: Fillmore says "Through the spirit of compromise, we've been able to meet the Pentagon's demand to increase the stockpile while providing resources for education."
Panel 3: Trump is in a school gym, holding a taped together missile surrounded by sad children. Trump says "Who taught you kids how to make such a lousy Patriot missile?"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 14/08/2026
Return Policy
Three panel comic feauting Donald Trump, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and George H.W. Bush in front of the White House.
Panel 1: Trump says "OK, we need ideas on how to restock the Pentagon's war arsenal so we can get back to bombing Iran." Reagan says "I've got one."
Panel 2: Reagan says "During the Iran-Contra Affair, we exchanged Arms for Hostages—"
Panel 3: Reagan says "We could trade back the hostages!" Trump says "I like it. Call Oliver North."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 12/08/2026
Promises Made, Promises Kept #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic featuring Donald Trump at the podium in the White House Press Briefing Room.
Panel 1: Trump holds up two big signs reading "Promises Made," "Promises Kept." He says, "They said it couldn't be done!"
Panel 2: Trump says, "As you all know, one of the messages of my campaign was 'No New Wars.'"
Panel 3: Trump says, "well, the Pentagon ran out of missiles, soooo..."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 12/08/2026
It costs roughly one new missile
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 12/08/2026
Promises Made, Promises Kept #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic featuring Donald Trump at the podium in the White House Press Briefing Room.
Panel 1: Trump holds up two big signs reading "Promises Made," "Promises Kept." He says, "They said it couldn't be done!"
Panel 2: Trump says, "As you all know, one of the messages of my campaign was 'No New Wars.'"
Panel 3: Trump says, "well, the Pentagon ran out of missiles, soooo..."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 08/08/2026
Inside the printing office of Dr. Benjamin Franklin #webcomics #presidents
Three panel comic inside Benjamin Franklin's printing house.
Panel 1: John Adams says "Dr. Franklin, do you know anyone who has experience writing anonymous letters?" Franklin says "I know a lot of people who could help."
Panel 2: Franklin rattles off a bunch of names: "Martha Careful. Americanus. Alice Addertongue. 'Poor' Richard Saunders. Celia Shortface. Benevolus. Fanny Mournful. Anthony Afterwit. Polly Baker. Silence Dogood. Busy Body."
Panel 3: Adams says "Now this is a guy who knows his way around a pen name." Franklin, now buried underneath a mountain of letters, pokes his hand out, holding one letter high. He says "And Sidi Mehemet Ibrahim. He's an Algerian pirate who writes pro-slavery satire."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 08/08/2026
John Adams's Imaginary Friends
Three panel comic at Peacefield, the residence of John and Abigail Adams.
Panel 1: Abigail Adams comes in the room, finding John Adams writing. She says "having fun with your imaginary friends?" John says "Pseudonyms. And their unique personalities are the key to writing a perfect cutting article."
Panel 2: John says "'Poplicola' for when I'm stately. 'Novanglus' for when I'm radical."
Panel 3: John says "And 'Humphrey Ploughjogger' if I'm feeling saucy." Abigail says "John, you're about as saucy as my cornmeal pudding."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 03/08/2026
Anonymous Editorial #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic featuring Thomas Jefferson and John Adams
Panel 1: Adams says "I'm writing a new anonymous editorial."
Panel 2: Adams says "It's taking forever. I've been working on it all week."
Panel 3: Jefferson asks "How far have you gotten?" Adams says "I've come up with a witty pen name to publish it under."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 01/08/2026
D.C. Improvement Projects #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic featuring George Washington at the base of the Washington Monument.
Panel 1: Washington says "Ballrooms, triumphal arches, botched reflection pools... I can't stand these Washington D.C. Improvement Projects."
Panel 2: Chester A. Arthur enters. Washington says to him, "This is not what I had in mind when I first outlined my proposal for the Federal City."
Panel 3: The full Washington Monument comes into view, chopped in half with the top balancing horizontally on the broken base, forming a giant "T". Arthur asks "You don't like the new Trump Monument?" Washington says "If it's not fixed, I'll make sure it's a Trump Memorial."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 01/08/2026
D.C. Improvement Projects #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic featuring George Washington at the base of the Washington Monument.
Panel 1: Washington says "Ballrooms, triumphal arches, botched reflection pools... I can't stand these Washington D.C. Improvement Projects."
Panel 2: Chester A. Arthur enters. Washington says to him, "This is not what I had in mind when I first outlined my proposal for the Federal City."
Panel 3: The full Washington Monument comes into view, chopped in half with the top balancing horizontally on the broken base, forming a giant "T". Arthur asks "You don't like the new Trump Monument?" Washington says "If it's not fixed, I'll make sure it's a Trump Memorial."
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 29/07/2026
Battle of the Bulge #webcomic #presidents
Panel 1: Above a jacked-up bodybuilding version of Franklin D. Roosevelt, the text reads: "With the new Department of War policy of screening testosterone levels, it's time for the Battle of the Bulge."
Panel 2: A long panel featuring six former Presidents, all with big ridiculous muscles in various bodybuilding poses. Labels ID them above their heads.
James Monroe "Era of Good Fitness!" he says "Check out my new doctrine."
Martin Van Buren "Not such a little magician anymore!" He says "Put up your Kinderhooks!"
Theodore Roosevelt "A Square Deal and a square jaw" He says "A macho man in the arena!"
Calvin Coolidge "Silent Cal-isthenics!" He says "'Nuff said."
Harry S. Truman "The Bulk Stops Here!" He says "Introducing 'Fat Man' and 'Little Boy.'"
Ronald Reagan "Wow! Now that's some gender-affirming care!" He says "Stop calling it that!"
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Two Party Opera @twopartyopera.com · 27/07/2026
Taylor Farms #webcomic #presidents
Three panel comic featuring Harry S. Truman, Zachary Taylor, and George Washington
Panel 1: Truman enters and says "Zachary Taylor, you wouldn't happen to own Taylor Farms, would you?" Taylor says "Who's asking?!" Washington says "The CDC was founded while Truman was President."
Panel 2: Taylor says "'Communicable Diseases,' 'Disease Control,'—bah! If I see a cyclospora, I'll handle it the old-fashioned way!" Taylor takes out his guns and shoots a cyclospora in the air with a "BANG BANG splat."
Panel 3: Taylor starts drinking some iced milk and eats cherries. He says "Whew! Deregulation builds up an appetite!" Truman says "You may want to slow down on those cherries."
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