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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

We are the best. They are the worst. We have all the cards. They have none. We will bomb their children. Poison their water. Destroy their cities. Make them beg. We are the rational actor. The one who should have nukes. They are the dangerous one. We were just minding our own business.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

happy about the result but I also kind of feel like a judge that uses more than 3 exclamation points in a ruling against the president either has multiple cats (complimentary) or a custom drink that they named themself at their local bar (also complimentary)

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Are we like sure sure that Lou died of natural causes?

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Lil Marco’s face might be drawn up tighter than Lara Trump’s. I wonder if they have the same surgeon.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

these bastages are on the verge of taking over my life

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Los Gatos de San Juan always hold it down

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I JUST got myself comfortable tearing down the fear of eternal damnation and now these motherfuckers got me praying that hell is real.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

If you had to take one single thing to point to and say THIS is how we got to where we are, and THIS is why it might be too late to save ourselves, I’m not sure I could provide a better example.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

What kinda fucking podunk low rent inflatable bounce house situation are these teams running out of? Might as well have the cheerleaders paint some zingers on a white sign and run through that bitch.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Luke Hasz doesn’t need NIL, he’s still sitting pretty collecting those royalties from Kingpin

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Hogs have lost 8 in a row and Tess said we’re pushing through the finish line of the season, which is technically true according to Newton

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

not to do the thing again, but fuck it, sometimes you have to... if Obama had called for John McCain to be executed, the nation would cease to function. Markets and schools would close. We'd be parked in front of the tv, a la 9/11, waiting to learn what would become of our nation.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Arizona Cardinal looking ah uniforms

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

bonkers that 9+ yrs ago we heard the man talk about moving on women like a bitch and grabbing their pussies. AND THEN he was elected x2, impeached x2, made a felon x43, found liable of SA, drew a naked woman as a gift for a pedophile and talked of their secrets. And evangelicals haven’t budged.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I’m sure Republicans will graciously praise the spirit of bipartisanship instead of gloating about dog walking Senate Dems and flipping the blame to Dems by accurately depicting it as a shutdown they created that materially changed fuckall. Tits on a motherfucking boar, I stg.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

The man said “are you good with whipped cream?” “Uhh, sure.” I was not familiar with their game.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

My wife, two beers deep and inspecting a nativity ornament in the Christmas decorations aisle at HomeGoods: whose goddamn white baby is that????

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

millions of peaches, peaches dirty millions of peaches, killing for free

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

to be fair, it was always going to be a deli cut case to prosecute.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Trump shuffling around like Travolta in Pulp Fiction, worrying more about what to do with his hands than the dude laid out in the floor five feet away is a distillation so pure it should come with a certificate of authenticity and tasting notes.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

When the fascism gets reduced from a rolling boil to more of a simmer while waiting for the rest of the constitution to be cooked, maybe we can discuss how allowing a media company to own greater than a 39% market share is batshit crazy anyway.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I love how someone will tell you "we can agree to disagree" like they are giving you permission to have an objectively true opinion that just doesn't fit in their own personal reality they've constructed for themself. They're so gracious in that way.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

We should probably take note as a society that this is the umpteenth time that liveposting on social media about a headline-grabbing shooting requires one to BE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHICH SHOOTING THEY ARE POSTING ABOUT because the events are overlapping.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

15 has to do big science research project this year and looking like he might do one on college football. CFB knowers, is there some kind of searchable database of, like... all the games? Specifically, I'd like to be able to quickly find overtime games for use as data points.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

You know who doesn't need a rebrand? The cracker that is broken to feed us. The barrel of blood that quenches our thirst. That's right. Jesus Christ. The original Rising Star.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Been sitting on this bench for 20 minutes and haven’t been called a wanker once, I want my money back.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

We have decided to simply not return.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

A Wind in the Willows themed restaurant is every bit as charming as you might imagine it would be.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Found at the Stonewall National Monument Visitors Center. ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Man, I can’t believe that Trump cut his intelligence resources in the Middle East by half a week after accepting a plane from Qatar and a day after hosting a bribe dinner for the richest assholes in the world

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

It really is hard to wrap your mind around what a colossal piece of shit JD Vance is.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

it still cracks me up that a branded mug and 12oz of everyman Jason Isbell's coffee will set you back $40 plus tax, S&H. Sun dried Guatemalan beans with notes of marmalade and peanut brittle sure as shit ain't getting served in the lobby of a Super 8 Motel.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

trying to get the 10-day+ forecast for the UK and it's basically "likely cool and rainy with brief periods of sun, but then again, sunny and warm conditions could prevail, allowing only intermittant rain. Who's to say? Temps should be above normal, except of course for those times they are below."

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I stepped out of the house and put my iPods in to start a walk as the Hogs went to bat in the top of the 8th. 4.14 miles and 1hr5m later, there is 1 out in the bottom of the 9th.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I found some old notebooks from college tonight. Here are notes from a class I took a quarter-century ago called American Political Thought. That last paragraph. Woof.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Can you hold the phone to either ear without hands, or are you strictly one ear only? I look like Quasimodo when I try to hold the phone with my left ear and I feel like being ambidearxtrous would really boost my office productivity.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Don’t call it private equity, it’s “creamy shittification”

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

going across the river! Might as well call it date night. Ibuprofen Poppi Fairlife MiraLAX Soap maybe even some socks. as a little treat.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

for anyone who has watched Southern Fried Lies, no, a man in his 30s who won a $2M class action settlement from the Deepwater Horizon was not the richest man in town. I grew up there. Graduated from there. Camden doesn't need any help looking podunk, but it sure got the flyover treatment.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Why would the sitting Arkansas Secretary of State need to declare his intention to run for State Land Commissioner 18 months before the election? Lots of bad reasons and not a single good one.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

the EO about English proficiency in truckers is such a perfectly cynical move because it's so nebulous. -It was already a law. -Lax enforcement get a news cycle win but nothing changes. -Aggressive enforcement may winnow the CDL workforce... but we'll probably need to anyway bc of tariffs.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I really cannot believe that [CAPS LOCK] diplomacy isn’t working for the Bestest Dealmaker. Maybe he should try a four square or something.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Getting on to the itinerary filling period before my upcoming family trip to the UK. Have never been before. Any travel hacks, must dos or don't bothers? We'll be in London 5 days, Edinburgh 3 days, and Liverpool for 1 day. Mom, dad, 14 yo son.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Tom Cotton continues to be Ted Cruz without the personality.

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Trent Wooldridge @twooldridge.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

In this weeks Arkansas Biz, but was reported weeks ago. You can't win tickets to a monster truck rally if you have a second cousin that's a deejay at the station, but the governor's literal underling gets a spot on the flagship university's BoT AND keeps his job? He didn't even go there! gtfoh

Judd Deere has been appointed by Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders to the University of Arkansas board of trustees. Deere will remain deputy chief of staff in the governor’s office while serving on the board.

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