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Chris Ozols

@twolongos.com
222 followers 428 following 163 posts

Minneapolis, MN twolongos.com

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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 25/09/2026
I stole your idea for something I've been working on
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 20/09/2026
hmm I'm gonna have to backlog origin of life sadly.
chatgpt screenshot of these problems vs the thing im making
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 16/09/2026
No coincidence here.
21 year old steam account profile page
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 01/09/2026
Tanner making a big mistake
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 26/05/2026
settle down maestro
maestro not making a new composition.  exactly.
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 11/05/2026
REMEMBER ME
dr manhattan colonizing viet nam
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 05/05/2026
claude web code instructions to wake up claude codedrinking bird over keyboard
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 20/04/2026
Delete vercel
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 14/11/2024
Monday these emails pop up and I get my crap out and turn off the site and delete the tweets. No apology, no acknowledgement of the site, nothing. My account still exists and is in withdrawal only mode, which is what I wanted all along, except I'd still have that bitcoin.
2 emails showing the account is unlocked
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 14/11/2024
Finally I've had enough. Its the weekend and its gorgeous, so I get out on my deck and buy the above site, $9. I hack out a bunch of very SEO friendly markup (this story) and images like this for the entire C suite, put it up and ping all the exec's twitter accounts.
bald man with text superimposed: "C level exec of thieving company Coinbase"
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 14/11/2024
It was absolutely impossible to get past level 1 support. It was the barest of comprehension and then a form letter. The image from above was because I had to screenshot their own website and send it to them, which didn't work. The case number should have some fantastic notes.
list of support emails with generic titles and a case number
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Chris Ozols @twolongos.com · 14/11/2024
Fair enough I think, regulations are regulations, except their website says I can just get my money and close my account. So yeah, I want to do that. I let them know.
image from website claiming users can withdraw all funds if they don't want to verify
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