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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 5h
Here comes tbe once a week infomercial for all the side projects
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yeah another good week to be off air after having summer off.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Taking timefrom that busy 1 day a week schedule when she promotes her latest side project
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your the last rat that wasn't jumped off that sinking ship
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Didnt you proclaim this a special season? Couldn't even muster up some emotion for Ditka
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They dont need much. We have a busted straight.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Welcome back boss
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He will need a fisher price mower to see over it
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you know how many people with a SAG card attended his launch down the gold plated escalator?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A man who always makes good decisions. Never mind the slutty lower back tattoo on his face *Amy Schumer
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didnt think I could find a reason to hate the Yankees more.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unemployed bathroom selfy expert says what?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nicky Minaj was a consultant?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ask her if her 2 terms are up yet
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your blaming that hand on normal aging and his hands look thr same. They dont. LOL. Back to twitter maga.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Again. Why does 1 hand look different than the other if its normal? Why did he wear a glove when Xi landed in America? But sure. Its normal. As normal as you are.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Back to twitter sweety. The entire point is why is he covering up whay they look like without the make up. He wore 1 fucking glove when Xi landed.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Probably" go back to twitter
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cool now compare it to his right hand brainiac. Go back to twitter
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But he has a young persons right hand? Dipshit
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cool. So his right hand just forgot to age at the same pace?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So why does his left hand look entirely different from his right maga cora?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is his left hand older than his right hand?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes old people's hands often age at different paces. He just moisturizes the right hand only and thats why they look so different
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go back to Twitter maga moron. Why does his left hand look different than his right?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He wore 1 glove on red carpet whe xi arrived.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes age is killing his left hand but forgot his right.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus fucking christ Aaron is getting bombarded by maga idiots ever since the white house Twitter became aware of him
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does your left hand look world's different from your right hand? Do you wear 1 Mitten when entertaining dictators from China?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pay attention to him wearing 1 glove when the president of China visits. Idiot.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes one hand often ages faster than the other. Frequently causing thst lesson to wear 1 mitten when dictators come visit.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So why does his left hand look like a e40 yr old?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hes a walking eclipse hes so fat
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would you like to see his left hand to compare and contrast?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would you like a side by side with his other hand?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Smooth criminal if MJ were morbidly obese
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My charcuterie board is very affordable since I have lifetime medical
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where is the Benny Hill music?!
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy mace was here
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look who was 1 down in the words with friends crossword!
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She was barely home woth hubby 1 month
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Old Balls
ALT: Old Balls
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fresh fish. Fresh fish. Fresh fish.
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The Shawshank Redemption: Civilized, Strategic
ALT: The Shawshank Redemption: Civilized, Strategic
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All the wagering sites show this as a bolsinaro runaway. Can he just let daddy out?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wr make them look like George Washington and thecherry tree
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a small wager on him.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would be the first time in history a guy could say I take dumps bigger than this guy and it would actually be factual.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How much security could that pos have?
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you hear him call into cspan as John Barron? We are the biggest joke on the planet.
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mike Pence losing his courage early this year
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twoifbyland.bsky.social @twoifbyland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a tiny pee pee he has
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