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Lorde Sharts

@twogreggtomlette.bsky.social
477 followers 4.5K following 25 posts

30-something. She/Hers. 🩷💛💙 Special interests: Plants. RHOSLC. RHONJ. Conservative x'tian groups + Mormons & their intersection with politics, culture, & reality TV.

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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Can someone smarter than me explain why I've been hoarding the gummies I got for my traumatic IUD replacement appointment back in November?
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Diagnosed, medicated, finally settled into a routine with my new job. And the birds are chirping again. lets fucking gooooooooo
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It's funny how something as simple as throwing something in the trash at 6 am can suddenly trudge up childhood flashbacks.
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My hot take is that large companies offer tuition assistance as a form of entrapment for younger employees who are likely to still be on their parents health insurance. Therefore they can't be scared into submission with it the same way older employees are.
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
First week of cake decorator training! (plz dont yell at me. I know Target is trash but this is the most fun I've had at a job in awhile)
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Happy birthday to my son 🥹🩷
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Applying, interviewing for jobs, and being asked about my 5 year plan all in the midst of the past few weeks has certainly been an ~*experience*~
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If we all start collectively hexing the oligarchs that amassed energy has gotta knock one of em down eventually
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Bella Sin @bellasincle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Pass it around
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
💗 Stupid Cupid 🏹
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Breezy✨ @breezycreations.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
toad brings u a love letter & hopes u have a good day 🐸💌
illustration of an olive green toad leaning over a frilly cream envelope with a pink heart sealing it. The toad has a little red bow on him. They are surrounded by hearts and shimmery stars
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A miasma has settled uponst the land.
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Whenever I get butthurt over not getting bedtime cuddles from the dog I just remember that at least I'm not the one being bullied out of half a king size mattress by a 16 lb Chihuahua mix.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 25/01/2025
Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this. Smashed records. Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.
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The Sons of Liberty @sonsofliberty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Landlord is here to check on our furnace aka I'm both cold and sweaty aka sensory hell
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A retroactive 'fuck you' to everyone who voted for Reagan.
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Where the hell did Thomas get a bunch of out of season purple lilac at the tail end of autumn in Germany?
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setoiyo.bsky.social @setoiyo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state. The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Question: How are people finding and supporting tattoo artists without using Instagram? (also I beg of tattoo artists to find a booking process that's NOT their insta DM's)
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
One positive thing: now fully acclimated to winter thanks to this arctic blast weekend.
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I hardened so much of myself 2016-2020. Then I progressively became number throughout the pandemic. I don't know what person I'll be by the end of 2028.
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Lorde Sharts @twogreggtomlette.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Musk is unabashedly hitting the siege hiel on the steps of the white house and people really want to believe a presidential pardon from Biden is going to protect anyone from this administration??
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