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Tim Morris

@twofrogs.bsky.social
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RESIST! Father, husband, veteran. Love to cook and tinker with stuff that goes beep and boop. Science Fiction geek. Terps fan. Slava Ukraini. It's time to fight back with everything we have. LFG.

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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have never seen an AI panhandle before.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Cheech Marin Smoking in Car
ALT: Cheech Marin Smoking in Car
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Charlie Day: I'm Sorry... What?
ALT: Charlie Day: I'm Sorry... What?
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Rob Norberg @ludwignut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The idea that being religious somehow correlates to being "good" was debunked a long time ago. I'm actually more surprised by far when I know a good person that turns out to be religious. It makes me wonder how they justify being a member of a peer group that does such thoroughly awful things.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's criticism? I think I've been doing it wrong.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One person, whose motives cannot be identified and is a thousand miles from me, spray paints a questionable message on an underpass, and you wanna know how I feel about that? Furthermore I see no rioting taking place. Do you? Why did you label them as "rioters"?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not zombies, US. The snipers are there to guard against us.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dude thinks vaccines are making us sicker. Utter stupidity.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good one. Really good.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you imagine that the extent of Cory Doctorow's credentials to comment on this topic are limited to what he knows as a "science fiction author", you might want to go do a little research.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's so hard to make Slut Gnomes into a category, isn't it?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I bet he knows how to order a damned donut though.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But hasn't Kraft owned the Patriots for several years already?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These crimes are not pardonable. Drop a (figurative) house on them.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You get more attention this way.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That woman needs an Epi pen.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Read my book". Man, GTFOH. We're trying to save a nation, not pad your royalty check.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is a poor argument. You may be right in your seeming conclusion, but the argument made doesn't get you there. For example Obama's approval in January of 2009 was 68%. He only received 52.9% of the vote the prior November. That pattern of higher initial approval is universal, except for Trump.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Unrelated, but if Eastern Michigan were recruiting me I'd turn them down based on that home field alone. What were they thinking?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump is not helping her; he's dragging her down. If she wins it's because she's a Republican running in South Carolina. She's SUPPOSED to win. If she wins it doesn't help him, but if she were to lose... boy howdy.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And I'm the Queen of England.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you think America is the greatest country in the world, you're hopelessly brainwashed. We need a LOT of work to catch up in several ways to other nations. And we'll never do it under Pedo Trump.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stagflation here we come!
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A Democratic Socialist.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't know of a single Democrat running for office anywhere in the United States that is a Communist. Now of course there are those on the right who will accuse just about any Dem of being Communist, but that doesn't make it so.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You put the word 'withholding' in quote marks. Y'all are so completely adorable.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The CPFC fans are confused about this one. The general consensus is he'd struggle to make their bench which makes him an awfully expensive gamble for the future. Depth helps due to the extra games this season but... huh?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They do! But what is happening will not result in the horses being treated better. It'll be worse if anything.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The full Senate hasn't voted yet.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'd rather subsidize food I won't eat to help the hungry than subsidize a ballroom I'll never enter for a jacka** who just wants to feel important.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
At least he's not polluting our fanbase any longer.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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12 Angry Men Cope
Alt: 12 Angry Men Cope
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There is no evidence whatever to support that statement, and a fair bit that argues against it.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Urgent Care... you must be desperate for answers. Or your UC is a whole lot better than ours.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Useful in soups.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
LOL @ "background check". Anyone think they did any diligence at all on these people?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes but which state has the most hungry people? The most who can't afford insulin? Where are the most people behind on their rent or having their house foreclosed on? Keeping track of the most successful hoarders is a sign of a dying society.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
OK who posted this?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump also wants to be Pope when his term ends. Who cares what that man says? He has ferrets where his brain should be.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yes they did. This is an absurdly easy quiz.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's not why. Also, the men's team had a problem with the card being issued in the first place and were right in doing so. The rest of it falls entirely on Trump and FIFA.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Die Hard John Mc Clane
ALT: Die Hard John Mc Clane
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of my favorite places on earth, that stretch of the OB.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My man, I AM one of "us". I would literally do anything to accomplish what you suggest (almost). The trouble is that if you imagine such is possible after Trump kicks the bucket it is assuredly possible now. Nothing really changes after all, we just trade Trump for Vance.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How exactly do you plan on doing that?
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is there any relation whatsoever between what was said to you and this response? Did you read it? If you really want the people on Tiktok to know what Bluesky already does, that you cannot or will not read, knock yourself out there Sport.
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You know how we tell Maga if they don't like gay marriage then just don't have one? Same here. You don't like Platner don't vote for him but there are TONS of other people on the ballot. The fact that you ignore that in favor of "I'm staying home" tells me you aren't being principled, just trolling
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
💯% this
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Tim Morris @twofrogs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's not done by mistake. They know exactly what they are doing.
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