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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 3m
Spent the day outside in the garden. Smoking the green, planting bulbs and fixing irrigation issues. They installed it with only a bard or two and it failed. Fixed.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 5m
Smells like Greeley. 🐄💩
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 6m
I live outside the insured population, so you learn how to navigate your own healthcare.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 6m
More blood work tomorrow. This time through a hospital as I needed slides for this test. The usual $5 CBC becomes $200 when working through our fantastic hospital system. Love them, but fhe industry of healthcare corrupts true care. I order my tests, doctor just oks it. I’m a little over the top.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11h
This is what keeps them young. Having a challenge to step up to every day. 🐢💥🐢
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11h
Absolutely bad ass windshield treatment. I put this on a week ago and it’s damn impressive. 12 hr cure for a 12 month lifespan… we’ll see how well it lasts. It had me laughing at the car wash.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11h
Even North Korea gets it.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11h
Elon is probably texting my burner phone… like an idiot.
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Kathy L Weiss @middlechildtake.bsky.social · 13h
Text messages say #Colorado voters' 'ballot request is in.' No request is needed Don't click the link in the text – it's from an Elon Musk conservative political action committee designed to collect information from voters. www.9news.com/article/news...
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I can’t wait to drive up to a full service gas station and ask for 105 pounds of Premium. (AKA: 17 gallons)
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
33yr old MORGAN FREEMAN as you may not have seen him before, in 1971 on the kids show The Electric Company as ‘Easy Reader’. #RitaMoreno
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Christians today are a different breed. The cloak of forgiveness leads to shit.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The word for this is racism
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Quisp FTW!
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finance guy doing his finance thing… over $5k for the coverage on steroids ploy. Ya, no deal. Factory warranty covers two years… like WTF do I need warranty roids? Profit center for the dealer.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Helmet head! Ain’t no fixing stupid.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Squeezing them hard on price. Make me a deal I cannot refuse! Come on bro, do me a solid.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Four down… that Triumph Speed Twin 1200 RS is sweet.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is actually an old Honda on Trilby for sale with a sidecar. Asking $3000, worth $2k tops… but it would be a fun project bike with the sidecar. That would be bitchin. Royal Enfield interesting, but.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Test ride day: BMW, Triumph, Ducati, Moto Guzzi, Moto Morini all lined up for me. And I might give an Indian Scout 101 a fair shake today. 🏍️
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The robins are back in town for the season. 🪺
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zelenskyy says Trump has betrayed Ukraine.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
This is as treasonous as it gets
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Island Grill consistently hits over the bar. Fish and chips… best in town.
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 09/10/2026
Nobody embodied Chicago Bears football more than Mike Ditka, who became the face of the franchise as both a Hall of Fame tight end and a Super Bowl-winning coach.
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Mike Ditka, Chicago Bears Hall of Famer and Super Bowl-winning coach, dies at 86
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly Bill💯💥👍
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Ryan (Ry) Warner @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gov. Polis’ statement re: today’s revelations. No specific mention of Tina Peters, whom he freed.
“If there was any discussion of seizing ballot boxes or, even worse, a civil war in the context of our free elections, that’s dangerous and unbefitting the office of the President of the United States. We need to learn to disagree better, and I call on the President and his team to do what they can to tone down the rhetoric, as I always try to do here in our state.
 
Colorado has nation-leading, gold-standard, secure elections. Coloradans from every part of the political spectrum securely and conveniently vote in each election, making our voices heard and exercising our constitutional right. In Colorado, we will protect the right to vote, and attempts to undermine election integrity, fear monger, and make it harder for Coloradans to exercise our right to vote from anyone are irresponsible and not acceptable. These suggestions are an absurd and desperate attempt to distract from the fact that this year's midterms will be a devastating reflection on skyrocketing costs under the leadership of Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress.”
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/10/2026
Any nation that live streams executions is a shithole country.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 08/10/2026
Pete Hegseth says Americans will be able to watch a Trump-approved firing-squad execution. If he follows through, the U.S. could join a disturbing club of countries known for public executions—including Iran, Afghanistan, and North Korea.
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Hegseth Turns Trump’s Firing Squad Into a Public Spectacle
The Army has scheduled Nidal Hasan’s December 3 execution at Fort Hood — the first military execution since 1961 — while the Pentagon still will not explain how the firing squad will operate.
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Inflation on many everyday items was entirely due to tariffs, NY Fed has said per CNBC
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Important: Whether someone earns $184,500 or $1.2 TRILLION in 2026, their annual employee Social Security tax is generally capped at $11,439. This needs to be corrected.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine being downwind.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These were the better Republican days…
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At 82, Domenic Stellato sprinted 100m in 16.02 seconds through pouring rain to win his age group at the 2025 Penn Relays, overcoming a slow start to out-lean two rivals at the line.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I agree. Nobody can keep all these things straight in their minds at the moment. Colorado has 127 pages of information on this upcoming election cycle. 🚽📖 Vote early! Vote hard!
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love the mail in voting. Here in Colorado, you get an email to let you know it's on it's way. I've already received the information booklet regarding the items we're voting on... then you receive your ballot. How much easier can this get?
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Currently on hold with a Colorado State Business agent as their web site has a known issue with periodic reports. #FFS
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At Turman Elementary, in Colorado Springs, children told staff they were aggressively approached by masked men with weapons, who identified themselves as ICE agents. ICE claims the children were lying, and the children approached THEM, and accuses people speaking up of "creating a climate of fear."
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But only if we win. We already won, but we need to win again… then you get paid. Easter egg economics.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am already lining up my annual flu/covid prevention vaccines. You give your body a dead virus to practice on and it learns what to do in case of the real thing. Seems like a brilliant strategy.
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Dr. Vin Gupta @vinguptamd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flu vaccines come in different formulations. Who should get the higher-dose option? We answer a few common questions about respiratory viruses as the time to get your annual vaccines has arrived.
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bgwitt311.bsky.social @bgwitt311.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
JFC, they are catching on to the solution. Been saying this for years.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We have retro motorcycles making a comeback… maybe. Would be great, the old made new.
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Brian Bliss @twodrunkmonkies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you! 🙏
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