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lord of the fries

@twodollarfries.bsky.social
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almost 30. sprinkles of horror. semi-productive yaptivity. tighnari my beloved ꒰⁠⑅⁠っ⁠˘⁠з(#ティナリ / #提纳里 / #타이나리) 💚 ✩‧ strawpage in progress!! ₊˚

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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
happy to say i'm at a point with my art where i can start drawing things for fun. i may spend some time drawing sea creatures once i reach the 250 cyclinder challenge in drawabox..
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
just licked my screen
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Roan | busy w/ new job! @faindriart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CLOSE UP I FORGOT
crop of narok's face, chest, & armpit
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Roan | busy w/ new job! @faindriart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All this work just so I could draw a MEME. [ #OCs #art #OCsky ]
Digital artwork of my OC Narok from the waist up. He is shirtless with one arm reaching behind his head. The background is pink and somewhat sparkly. He looks Fabio-esque.Same image as previous, but there's a sticker of Kasandra drawn over Narok's abs that looks like she's licking him. It's mimicking a meme of Spongebob licking something.
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
idk what it means for me that I instantly recognized it as soon as this video I'm watching started. I haven't even played the game myself...
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No I'm Not A Human's OST is so unique and oddly comforting
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vicki @vickisigh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🧩🐠 #art
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👁️Leovincible🩻 @leovincible.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The shadows unveil the dark light.
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Roan | busy w/ new job! @faindriart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Redhead Narok jumpscare (it's his natural color). #OCs | #art | #OCsky
Digital artwork of my OC Narok with his natural dark auburn hair color. His arms are crossed and he looks like he's pouting.
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Roan | busy w/ new job! @faindriart.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I got really focused on his eyeballs for this one. #OCs | #art
Digital portrait of my OC Narok, a fantasy character with wolf-like ears, brown skin, shoulder-length blond hair, and light hazel-green eyes.
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Idk why he thinks I’m going to share my coffee with him. my premier protein coffeehouse mocha. chocolate...
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
gave The Chud an ice cube to rehydrate, but he‘s ignoring it. I don’t think he knows ice melts 💀oh well
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the life of an entity is a frustrating one. first, i'm interrupted from my craft and told to go to sleep, then upon waking up, The Chud is upset my mari left for work. what gonna happen when i chop everyone's toes off?
Kevin Hart sitting in a chair with a red solo cup in hand staring at the camera. He looks displeased.
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i gotta update my lexicon..
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm crying dawg this kalanbe ble really went offline
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I need to go pay a bill too, but I don't want to leave the house twice. It's too hot today..
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I hate that I have to spend part of my day camping Fedex's tracking page to see when my package arrives at my old address because these mfs wouldn't let me request a location hold.
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
he does not appreciate this imprisonment. the box wasn’t largely affected.
Chunks of cardboard my dog managed to chew off a box
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’ve thwarted his desire for a surveillance state by blocking his view
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
All of a sudden you‘re on a peanut butter and oatmeal died? boy FUCK YOU
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I laced a treat with trazodone so the chud will be chill this weekend and this fat bitch sniffed it out
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
ti chen. just a dude.
A chopped picture of my corgi dog
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My partner found the la liga channel :)
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Same hand, but TWO fingers this time. Just burn me alive 😔
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Apparently I’m the CEO of burning my fucking hand ouch ouch
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Then they added voice messages… which I like, but why are they sending me 2 second vms? Same issue, different format. Atp just go back to letting them call you 💀
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I wouldn’t mind it as much if they sent whole messages at once, but not only do these mfs send you one or two lines of text at a time, but there is little break between the timing of the messages and you get spammed before you can read them all. Kuro the font is too small for ts 😭
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m ngl I dislike the WavesLine feature in WuWa. It was fine when characters sent cute little texts, but now everyone, their mama, AND their nation texts you. It’s getting annoying…
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My uterus when I’m enjoying a pain-free day:
Two guys, one with his hand gripping the other’s shoulder. It’s a subtle threat; he is about to receive bad news.
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I hate when my uterus decides to give me preliminary cramps… it feels like I’m being threatened
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Belgium lost… no more Doku?
Megamind looks up at the camera with puppy eyes
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Icb kuro games somehow made Rover cuter than before 🫪
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Time to bring the spud in anyway. It’s getting hotter…
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
As expected, my partner ain’t even notice I put the dog outside. Blud walked right past an empty crate and said NOTHING 🫵🏾💀
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
MacOS is once again making my life difficult
A lady with glasses bites her laptop in frustration
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いも士の塩🧂🍠 @imoko87.eurosky.social · 10/07/2026
🐺💍下書き
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
fmhy is seriously changing my life
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Brant 🥰
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Two lesbians on a boat
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
My main gripe with fictional men is that the best ones aren’t fucking real
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I really want that Dumber Mini phone. I’m getting sick of Google’s antics. You’re not gonna harass me into using your shit. I already live on Youtube, what more do you want from me?!
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Gmail ain’t never ping me for emails before.. now that I’ve turned off its “smart” features, it’s giving me a ping for every damn promotion that comes in my inbox. Thanks Google!
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Woke up from my nap to find Columbia v Switzerland at 0-0…
Dark Souls meme. Character is walking with his back facing the camera. The text reads: “Lore Update: I’m going back to bed”
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
And even then, I just want mbappe and haaland to score. Way less pressure…
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ykw? I ain’t rooting for no one but France and Norway because the rest of these teams flopping and fumbling is stressing me the hell out 😭
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Game so crazy the commentator is losing his voice 😭
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why they gotta show me the whole team crying? I’ll cry too 😭
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lord of the fries @twodollarfries.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
1–4. End the game right now LMFAOOOOOOO
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“The Enemy” this is probably my favorite card I’ve drawn in this entire deck.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Here she is without the frame
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