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twocvbloke

@twocvbloke.bsky.social
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Oddball that suffers depression, #ActuallyAutistic, loves cats, hates sadness, and likes to fix things... 🛠️ Northern Brit...

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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 42m
They think they can take the US over like the Kim family did north korea, they're in for a shock when they're locked in prison cells for a long time...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 4h
A person so nasty she thinks being raped is some sort of reward for being 'wanted', rather than being men who have no sense of morality or decency to NOT rape someone...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 6h
Reminds me that a lot of the music in the Lemmings games was based on classical pieces... 😂
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 6h
Does the US need soldiers like drumpf? What? Ones that cower away and have pater write a letter excusing him from service for a medical condition that never existed in him? A coward? A chicken? An absolute wuss? Sure, totally wouldn't make the US an even greater laughing stock on the world stage!!!
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 7h
Momentum is one thing, but the drumpf cabal relinquishing power when they have lost the elections is another thing...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 7h
Socialism is what USicans experience when they travel to europe, have an accident on holiday, and see the hospital bill is under €50, rather than a bankruptcy-inducing nightmare they'll never recover from...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 7h
The US is re-enacting 1930s germany, and nobody with the right minds in power saw the signs soon enough to prevent it...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, get given an account that'll be 100% worthless long before they ever get to even know it exists, I'd take the Lego set instead, it's got a better appreciation attached to it...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 7h
It's a 21st century lynching, a person the gangs of white boys have deemed to be a criminal having him dragged out into the public to be executed, this is not a civilised society activity, this is the behaviour of tribal gangs operating outside of the law...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 7h
All the more reason to have the fetid orange removed on medical grounds, his dementia made him unfit to serve long before the 2024 election, and now it's actively destructive to the safety and security of the USA...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 22h
They're nothing but murderers and home-grown terrorists...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Manuel response seems to be their get-out clause when they know they're in the brown stuff...
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Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing
ALT: Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ooh, I was momentarily excited for some free power to try out my carpet washer on a patch I've been meaning to tackle, but I'm stuck here in england...... 😂
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sadly these days the 'spoons are the gathering points for the hard of thinking types, can't remember the last time I was in one (it was the one in Durham, I know that, but many years ago), they're just not pleasant places to go...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The European parliament showing they won't bow to him, but only mock him...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"WOO!!! He gave us $500!!!" And then it costs $10,000 for the monthly shopping and fuel cos they voted for a liar, a cheater, a rapist, a paedophile...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've used this phrase for waste of time ex-PM boris, but he really does come across as a fat sack of rancid custard in that outfit, but that's what he is...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe he could rub some of that salt in her wounds...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are days I wish I didn't talk about politics, but then I remember, it affects us all, every day of our lives, domestic or international, all politics affect us, I get that it can be stressful with the division, but, frankly, we're still a tribal species, something we've yet to outgrow...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If someone can't operate something as simple as a petrol-powered lawnmower, they should never be allowed to be president...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Low-T", love it!!! 🤣
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well he obviously was a bad person, they sent him back to hell... 🤣
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They have no idea what it is because they were intentionally not taught what it is, because those profiting who want to use it as a term of fear want these people to remain in the dark about how socialism brings health, care, education, transportation, food, shelter and human rights to the people...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a disgusting thing to say, being raped is not an award for being 'wanted' or being 'hot enough', it's the act of men who have been brought up without morals standards to control their behaviour, it is the act of the scumbag criminal, it's not something a woman should ever be "grateful" for!!!
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bribery for votes is illegal, and developed nations would have the perpetrators clapped in irons by now......
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even here in the UK, butter hasn't been cheap for a long time, 250g of the stuff is around £1.70-1.90 for the 'cheap' stuff, ever since arla dairies faked a shortage and the price shot up and never went down...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very true, it's the frog in a boiling pot scenario, just slowly crank up the heat 'til it's too late, hoping nobody will notice soon enough...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Iran wouldn't bomb places drumpf wants obliterating, they'd go for something that would personally hurt him, namely his mar-a-lago pedo palace, his golf courses, his tower blocks, etc., because he attacked them, so he'll be their target...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My go-to remedy is lots of garlic and chillies, former cos apparently it's antimicrobial, latter cos it gets the sweats going, and the two together, just delicious, if a wee bit problematic in the exhaust department... 😂
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's so insane how in this day and age, people are so obsessed with denying people using toilets, be it business owners or politicians, health and safety requires access to the facilities, cos the alternative is not nice when a business ends up with their walls outside being 'watered'...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's like a fish that goes for the empty hook, he's so easily baited into biting...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They flood the headlines with corruption on the basis that they can keep doing the previous one while they distract with another, and another, and another, because people will get tired of it, and become desensitised to it like trained animals, it's all very intentional...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Speaking out is one thing, but taking out the problem, that's a different kettle...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slime always oozes into a puddle...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's amazing how different film looks now we're so used to digital, even with all the grain, everything looks so much more real, modern phone cameras with post-processing that adds weird "oil painting" textures just ruins them, like this one I took of Amy Macdonald back in June, weird texture!!! 🤔
Amy Macdonald playing her guitar on stage at the Stockton Globe in June 2026, picture demonstrating the weird post-processing effects my camera applied that makes it look like an odd oil painting.
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He calls it cheating, but when cheating suits him, he's happy to do so...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a reason he's been putting up barriers, putting the military on DC's streets, building a fuehrer bunker and installing snipers around the place, he doesn't want to leave, no matter who wins in november...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I though foreign-born people coluldn't run for president, considering raffy there was born in Canada... 🤔
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think that they're trying to make as much waves as possible (the whole "any publicity is good publicity" thing), reminding people that they actually exist in this populistic world, but no, they've not done themselves any favours this time, revolving door time for them methinks...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Completely unfit for society...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Triple-XL pack of Depend adult nappies, changing table, lashings of baby powder, emergency 5 gallons of febreze, etc....
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not the best image to show of a repugnant grabbing someone's child for his personal use........
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He should be the perfect reason people vote against the repugnants, but that message never seemed to work in 2024...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No matter how people fiddle with their clocks, it doesn't alter the rotation of the Earth, nor its tilt, nor its position in orbit around the sun...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And with the cost of diesel going through the roof thanks to the diaper-wearing demented creep who should be in prison over the pond, a leaky engine is not cost-effective in this day and age... 🫤
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do an illegal thing, get punished, that's how it's supposed to work anyway, but not the US, no laws exist there to protect the people, only the rich...
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember when "777" was a brand of leaky-special batteries that were always available in cheap shops, the sort you wouldn't really use in anything you wanted to last... 😂
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sod's law, innit? 😂
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never learn... 🤣
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twocvbloke @twocvbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't have that urge, but I am feeling the growing need for the toilet, but that's probably the KFC I had yesterday....... 😂
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