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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Obama should sue. That’s the sort of think Trump understands
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Alone? I thought you had teenage sons you could press into service.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I bet very few if any tenure track faculty will actually give up their positions. Maybe if they are big shots being recruited by other universities.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
What’s the job market for tenure-track research academics like?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
At a lot of workplaces you need a badge with your name on it to e in the building
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
“She’s on national guard duty” is quite the excuse!
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It would take half a year at least for the contractor to even start
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Andy Kaufman
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
So how many doll factories were built in America in the past month?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The next Democratic president should name the sea near Mar-a-lago the “Gulf of Obama”
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Isnt the toy industry down? Kids want iPads
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Setting aside their attacks on international shipping, the Houthis have been launching missiles and drones at Israel for a long time now. Any leader of any country would respond forcefully.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
They should be required to state what AI prompts they used to create this
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I’m going to get flamed for this but imagine going to jail over “getting your college -drop Cisco-“?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trump is going to double down in some way in the next few days.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
“Incelic” is a great word
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Imagine being the National Security Adviser and downloading some rando app for secret info and thinking “This is totally kosher now”. You couldn’t do this if you were college new hire at a defense company.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
What year did he post this?
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Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The Secretary of the Navy doesn’t know when Pearl Harbor happened
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If there’s no shipping we don’t need nearly as many truckers. Regardless of what language they speak.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Do you think there will be investigations or prosecution for the ICE thugs at some point in the future? Is this the sort of thing the alt-DOJ would do?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
They should make it Garibaldi day. Lincoln wanted him to work for the Union Army
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
He’s going to start saying “I’m more popular than I’ve ever been. Maybe more popular than any president ever.”
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
You would think that the ads write themselves here
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I was about to say, “Who’s Peter Baker?”
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We’d all be better off if he only golfed
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
How do you have heritage of something that was 4 years long 160 years ago?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I don’t this is fair to alcoholics. He’s also an idiot.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops. I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Remind you of anyone?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Except that they know that Democrats would never push for doing anything like this to a Republican aligned institution.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Why don’t the Democrats hire Karl Rove to make this argument. Make it to Republicans and independents. Democrats already hate Trump. What does he care?
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Sarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
“I can…assure you that were this a Republican president…targeting Democrats, I at least would speak out just as vigorously against it because if we are going to respect rule of law, the apparatus of the federal government cannot and should not be used as a partisan tool to bludgeon your enemies."
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Next time he’s on, I hope they ask him what he found out after “looking into it”
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Nobody made him make himself co-president
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
In any other democracy there would be a no confidence vote and new elections
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Can they put the law firm interns on it?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Fall guy denies falling.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Are “They” the voices in his head?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“War-goobers” is a pretty good Marshallism
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Someone is probably writing a heist movie involving this
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Did she ask him to name one team?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I heard the speakers at the Portland protest pretty terrible. Antisemites and someone who wanted to prosecute Obama for war crimes.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform USA: Hold my beer...
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
They should get the story straight. How would negotiating tariffs away rebuild manufacturing like Trump says he wants to do.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
What is this guy even talking about? The whole basis of American culture is inexpensive things. It’s not like we take off for 2 hours at lunch and take month long vacations every August.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Can you imagine if a Democratic president did this?
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This is correct. A reporter could ask him if he’s planning on being President of the Moon in 2029 and he’d say people are looking into it.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I bet that if the GOO gets a close win Trump will crow like it was a “landslide victory, like nothing anyone has ever seen.”
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Are there really people who like the way he speaks? He’s like one of those dolls where you pull the string and it says 1 of 5 things.
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Aaron @twobodyproblem.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Look, it’s been a few hours. Time to move on.
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