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One Twisted Muhfucker

@twistedmuffer.bsky.social
810 followers 376 following 4.2K posts

Twisted and kinky. 51 he\him\honey mustard pan with strong femme preferences. MDNI🔞 age in bio or get blocked. Almost always down to chat in DMs but I won't make the first move, so feel free to reach out. Or don't. I'm not your mom

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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A dirty boot. Jeans above it. There's grass and gravel all around
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck yeah. You want some of this sexy hunk of man-meat? Come get some, I love you all.
Image of blue, purple and pink forming a star saying celebrate bisexuality day. Celebrating a love that knows no binary., Bisexual inclusion within the lgbtq plus community. End biphobia now. Your bisexuality is valid, no matter who you are (or aren't) with. Bisexuality is not a phase.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eh, mine. fralexander.github.io/bluesquare/ #bluesquare
"Bluesquare" interaction chart showing by size of square, the people with whom I have interacted most with in the last 7 days. 
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@addibae.bsky.social
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@0uppy.bsky.social
@indigofatale.me
@missmartin78.bsky.social
@fralexander.bsky.social
@jadiebabie.bsky.social
@pervertedkitty.bsky.social
@collaredk9.bsky.social
@sadielust.bsky.social
@astrayunled.bsky.social
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I missed so many of the excuse, I mean theme days that I thought I would put all of them into one. So you get monochrome Monday, tummy Tuesday, thighs Thursday, and fat cock Friday.
Black and stomach thighs and exposed penis. The shadows are dark and cool.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm a sucker for these quiz things, what can I say? quiz.marquisdemayfair.com
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One of my lovely moots\pets did and I think I know how a few will answer, but I'm open to surprises!😏
Various colors that can be used to indicate a reason a given account follows mine
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Arms? I heard that arms are something people like sometimes?
Slightly flexed and veiny right arm of meSlightly flexed and veiny right arm of meSlightly flexed and veiny right arm of me
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm "The True Adventurer" on The ENM Triangle I'm here to explore and try a little of everything. enmtriangle.netlify.app?poly=9.50&sw...
Triangular spectrum graph showing a very centered location between kinky, poly, and swinger. Slightly more poly than swinger and more noticeably kinky than either other
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me and Bubbles took a bath
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Image depicts a man's hairy chest and belly as he leans against his bathtub and shower wall, there are bubbles on his lower belly.Image depicts a bearded man with his bare leg raised. It is slightly hairy but covered in bath bubbles.Image batht bath bubbles. Hygiene products sit on the left hand side and male feet are visible at the far end of the bathtub near the faucet.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I dunno...
Open handBack of handPartially curved handClosed fist
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's the best one I have... Even though I have no butt.
A man's bare ass, with very little mass, made slightly pink by a spanking.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A gorgeous new toy for me and my friends. Why wants to be the first to play? 😏
Image depicts a green leather paddle with a light green wrapped handle hanging from a door knob.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Let's give it a whirl
Image with purple text which reads "put this on your page and let everyone describe you in one word". The text has a faint neon glow effect to it.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rumour has it that this is another excuse, I mean theme... Does this qualify for #tummytuesday ? or maybe #testicletuesday.. is that a thing?
Image black and red pants, he is bare from the waist up, partially covering his tummy. His testicles are also exposed.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Image depicts a bathtub full of water and bubbles. A man's leg sticks out of the water at an angle.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Even if I have a really pretty cock?
Image depicts a rooster with beautiful white, gold, and blue plumage.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I see all over that there are excuse- I mean theme days for posting certain types of pictures. I saw somewhere that there is a #feralFriday, and maybe also a #fatcockFriday? I don't know if this qualifies for either of them but since it's the excuse-, I mean theme day- I figured I could try.
Image depicts a man in front of a gray door and a white wall, he is nude his semierect cock low with a black horseshoe piercing hanging from his frenulum.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Image depicts a color-coded bar chart indicating the seven virtues and how I rank within them. Patience is top with 77. Followed closely by kindness at 76. Perseverance was third at 72, and integrity came in above Justice at 63%. Barely above half at 55% is bravery. My lowest is determination at 28%
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I dunno... Marvin... It's... It's not the most feminine name.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's not that bad.
Image depicts a man's right shin, scraped and bloody. The background is of a hardwood floor, a small pink stuffed animal and a gray slipper are visible as well.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Image depicts a pale man in a brown soft pant suit, masturbating his erect penis.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't know when it is exactly, but I know it's coming soon so I wanted to take a moment to wish @pervertedkitty.bsky.social The very happiest of birthdays. She is so sweet,so kind,so beautiful that she deserves to be celebrated everyday but for her birthday, she really needs to be treated special
Image depicts a man leaning against he a cream colored wall. He is nude with one leg bent against the wall. His semi-erect penis hangs front and center in the image.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The image depicts a hairy person with a pierced penis standing in profile, in front of a white object, likely a refrigerator.Image depicts a close-up of a penis with a black 10 gauge horseshoe piercing.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well... Since you asked... And, it's not like I was wanting somebody to ask, you understand. This is purely for your benefit and not mine...🤥🤫😉
The image depicts a close-up of a penis with a 10 gauge horseshoe dumbbell through the frenulum.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fine, it's not really mine. But I still have the picture.
Image depicts a vibrantly colored rooster with white head, red comb, then gold and blue feathers underneath.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...
An image of five sliding bar charts indicating percentage of preference in five categories. 
60.7% attracted to feminine. 100% hypersexual. 66.7% dominant. 87.5% deviant. 93.7% hedonist
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Text image reading "reblog if you would let one of your followers fuck you"Pale image with a white envelope and a notification of unread messages. Text on the image reads "post this and anyone can DM something they've wanted to tell you. One rule: you are not allowed to reply."
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My turn to bandwagon
A color-coded graph showing where I fall on the crazy\hot scale
65% hot, 65% crazy which places you in the fun zone
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just a sample of what you are talking to, when you DM or reply to T.O.M.
Lounging in the bathtub a few weeks ago.I'm pierced.. More to comeSkinny and stroking my cockMuh.. FACE!
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thank you @amphitriteides.bsky.social !
Test results from a BDSM categorization quiz.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Close-up of the tip of a man's penis on his stomach. He is leaking cum and there is a small amount already piled on his stomach.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Think anyone will notice?
The image shows a man wearing a button-up onesie. The fabric is brown and soft. His penis is partially through the space between two buttons.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sorry. That's what you triggered.
Title screen for 90's Nickelodeon cartoon "AAAHH! Real Monsters"
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A close picture of a soft penis with a frenum piercing on a man's pale stomach
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
For kitty!
Pale, slightly hairy man lying naked on a bed. His penis is semi-erect. There is a red, white, black, and grey blanket under him.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Some of my kinkiness. I STRONGLY encourage more people to take the Big Kink Survey! I found AellaGirl's Big Kink Survey fun and informative. www.guidedtrack.com/programs/u4m... I am 96th percentile (118) so I'm pretty open to anything legal, except scat and emetophilia.
Results from my most recent BDSMtest.org test, ranking my BDSM preferences.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Laying in bed, naked, all alone. What a shame, really.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Lower body and legs of a man in a bathtub with bubbles. The bubbles block the sight of his genitals.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Heavily cropped photo of a man in black slacks and a grey button-up shirt. We wears suspenders and a black tie with grey and red linear designs. In his right hand is a flogger, the leather ends draped over his left hand.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hot bath, with bubbles. It could be hotter if you were in it with me.
Lightly hairy man's leg in a bathtub with water and bubbles. His public hair is visible but his genitals are hidden by a purple pouf .
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You can laugh, I'm there one walking around like a plank:
A white man with no ass, raising his red kilt in a home bathroom
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don't have any buns to speak of. I got the Hank Hill ass.
Vertically, two stills from King of the Hill, the first showing Hank Hill at the doctor, who is  saying "Mr.  Hill, you have no ass." The second is Hank's bare butt, with no ass to speak of.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Against a bathroom wall, a skinny pale man stands nude.  His right hand holds the base of his engorged but flaccid penis, which hangs in front of him. His left hand is at his waist.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Icon of a letter envelope with a number 1 on a pale background above black text which reads: "POST THIS And anyone can DM sometime they'd wanted to tell you. ONE RULE: You are not allowed to reply."
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Do you want to pick and choose? I can post this
A list of sexual questions
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Mirrors and kilts make for fun cock photos.
Caucasian man with a semi-erect penis in his hand. He wears a red kilt, lifted to expose himself. He wears a green bracelet and has a frenum piercing under the glans of his penis.
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Shame
Screenshot spring a video playback screen with a message reading "Video file not found"
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One Twisted Muhfucker @twistedmuffer.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I would fuck you over and bend you until I c... Wait, try again I would bend you over, like this, and fuck you until I cum, while sounding you. Then I'll piss in you, and pull the sound so your piss dribble down into your face and chest.
A nude young man in glasses laying on his shoulders so his ass and cock are raised. He is masturbating and cumming on his own face. There is a large black sex toy in his ass.
This image is from the Gay O Day website. No performer credit was given on the website. Copyright is not owned by poster.
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