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“As a plastic surgeon, I’m always tickled by the look clients give me when I tell them I’m all natural. Nobody believes me but I swear it’s true! Hell, a lot of the guys I work on ask for a BBL as big as my bum, but they’ll never be as large as me. I’ve got a pair of glutes that can’t be recreated!”