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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 5h

Here are some beasts I know

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The Missouri Amendment 6 debate is bumming me out so much because the Yes side is being aggressively transphobic and the folks pushing the No side can't help but do passive transphobia by calling transphobia "popular" and also shrugging and mentioning it's already illegal with no apology

A Facebook screenshot:
AMENDMENT 3 FACT CHECK
THE CLAIM

YARD SIGNS SAY: Ban Transgender Surgeries for Minors
THE FACTS
• Missouri law already bans transgender surgeries for minors with the "SAFE Act" passed in 2023 (Sec. 191.1720, RSMo)

• This is ballot candy-using popular issues to make a 'Yes' vote more appealing.
What Amendment 3 Really Does: Repeals the reproductive rights protections Missouri voters approved in 2024.

The Catch:

Yes on the ballot candy means yes on repealing the 2024 reproductive healthcare amendment.

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remembered this post randomly and I don't quite remember the first time I realized this but the Doug movie was a pretty early one for me. Sucked enough for me to reexamine Doug as a show and it made me realize that it actually sucked the whole time. Can't blame Disney

my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

She thanks you for your service

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Being gay owns because you'll run into Grade A projection every couple weeks

Grindr screenshot

Stranger in blue: I would love to feel that cock deep inside me as it starts to quiver and pulsating as your sweet hard throbbing cock is spitting out one huge load of your sweet cum then start dripping out of my lil super tight pussy your pussy now you own it now

Me in yellow: Reconsider ever talking to anybody like that unprompted ever again whether it's a sex app or not

Blue again: And why's that

Blue again: Talk to me boss

Blue:Talk to me boss

Blue: Teach me young man

Blue:Come on I wanna hear from someone that thinks he can talk to people like he owns this app and lays down the law here you ain't shit so don't act like your ugly ass is do you understand you are nobodies god so y ou worry about your own shit fool not everybody else's now stay the fuck off my inbox or be blocked you toad looking mo..erf...ker

Yellow: lol

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wearing my second most evil hat

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Remembering Dolly via my old jokes from the other site

Twitter screenshot
Steven I

@Twiminy

Her titties big, her coochie tight/ Like NyQuil: makes you say goodnight/ Stronger'n any Lean/ That girl Jolene

6:32 PM 25 Nov 22

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You can maybe still find a can of the 7up that can kill people

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I want to reiterate my adoration for Moriarty The Patriot and how insanely gay it is. Please read it.

Screenshot of the shonen jump app and the covers of the first couple collected volumes of Moriarty the patriot

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This is how I know it's real

Screenshot from newgrounds.com wishing congratulations on my 37th birthday
Newgrounds.com
Hiya, Twiminy!

Happy 37th birthday!

-Tom and everyone at Newgrounds
https://www.newgrounds.com

The same but my 16th birthday
Hiya, Twiminy!

Happy 16th birthday!

-Tom, Wade, Shok, Tim, LilJim and everyone else at Newgrounds

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Randomly remembered the phrase "fartknocker" and it struck me to check if that was a homophobic slur the whole time and yeah a little bit. If you are a mufo you have the "fartknocker pass"

Wikitionary screenshot
fartknocker (plural fartknockers)

1. (slang, derogatory) A contemptible or annoying

person. [quotations]

[quotations]

2. (slang, derogatory) A homosexual man.

3. (informal) An instance of being thrown from, or hitting the ground after being thrown from, a horse. [quotations]

Synonyms

(homosexual man): see also Thesaurus:male homosexual.

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I've found them, the ultras

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The further I go into this the more my opinions are colored by the voice in the back of my mind going "she's *how* old again? (Derogatory)"

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Everyone wants a taste of Japanese coochie?

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm surprised I don't see this image more with regards to useless AI startups and such

Underpants gnomes three phase business plan

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If I saw this in a theatre this would overtake it easily, but I saw it at home on a whim

Screenshot of the poster for Dear Santa starring Jack Black

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

All timer dumb lyric. Up there with the "Jack and Sally" lyric from "I Miss You"

Lyrics from Madonna's "cherish"
Romeo and Juliet, they never felt this way I bet

So don't underestimate my point of view

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Incoming really funny post from the president

A screenshot of the Google news feed featuring former Man Show co-host Jimmy Kimmel (other co-host Joe Rogan not seen in screenshot) with text below reading "Jimmy Kimmel taps Rosie O'Donnell as rotating guest host during two-month hiatus" from NBC News

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

lol, like sure I agree concert tickets should generally be cheaper but this is one of those things i think doing payment plans is fine on? It's not groceries. You don't need to see Alanis Morissette or 21 pilots in person from really far away to live

Bluesky screenshot "People shouldn't have to take out payment plans to attend a music festival. Jesus Christ."
Below is an image promoting a payment plan for riotfest

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Behold, The 7up That Kills You (it's good, tastes like 7up zero sugar)

7up flavored ghost energy, the 7up that kills you

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Grindr is injecting this ad for a new Madonna album into the grid and it's not really clearly an ad at first glance so I thought it might be some really camp gay guy over 45 but no it's just Madonna being patronizing

An ad from Grindr for Madonna's confessions II with the nude feminine form again

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

It's this Oxo one with an integrated scale; most reviews say the scale isn't accurate enough but I mean I'm just doing drip coffee and very rarely a moka pot where I just crank it to the espresso level grind settings and eyeball it without the scale directly into the lil coffee chamber

An Oxo conical butt coffee grinder with integrated scale. Out of stock!!

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Why on earth would I ever let this slip my mind fuck you dickeys bitch you don't know me motherfucker

A screenshot of an email subject line from Dickey's bbq pit that reads "did you forget how hard smoked ham slaps?"

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Reading about Woodstock 99

Notable moments

Kid Rock remarked on the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal:

"Monica Lewinsky is a fucking ho, and Bill Clinton is a goddamn pimp!"

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I've complained about this elsewhere but fuck you zevia this makes the pedantry center of my brain go off!n "fake sweetener" bitch if sweeten is what it does then it's real go to hell!!

A zevia soda variety pack "zero fake colors zero fake sweeteners"

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

May everyone have a Gravy Experience soon

A bag of cat food that has the phrase GRAVY EXPERIENCE on it

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Man I've never seen a more "listens to RFK type asshole" product in my life. "Divided sunset" brand and the logo is red on the right and blue on the left fuck off man

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

It's time to unveil my hottest take yet: calling him "Flava Flav" is a microagression

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Earlier today: more Environmental Storytelling

The hind quarters of a large light brown stuffed toy bear sticking out of a dumpster. It is February 15

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I have a sincere but much-too-heavy-for-my-"brand" response to this engagement post 👍

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I feel like these plastic disposable novelty plates are extremely "impending divorce coded"

Played + cup holder all in one one plate total control the big game 2026 football disposable plates

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Freddy's went sicko mode with these fuckin onion rings god damn

A Freddy's basket with a steak burger and a pile of onion rings that dwarfs the burger tbh

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

There's this brand of grain free cereal called Three Wishes and it makes me laugh because it lists what the wishes are on the package and none of them are "tastes good"

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