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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 14h
I'd vote for her
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 15h
Classic Gonzo!
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Man Vomits from Car: Oh God! Double Barf!
ALT: Man Vomits from Car: Oh God! Double Barf!
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The least they can do is make Dr Pepper the bedrock of a balanced diet
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is so funny. He told them the whole time where he was and they're like "WHY DIDN'T YOU LIVESTREAM YOURSELF HAVING THE FLU 24 HRS/DAY FOR 9 DAYS STRAIGHT?!"
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I recommend holding your hand behind their back out like Keanu Reeves so everyone can see it. Proof you're not doing an Al Franken (not that I think you would).
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Booooooo
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Then the cop punched the man in the face, lol
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Love That Journey For Me
ALT: Love That Journey For Me
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I stopped using it just because Elon is awful. I was worried I would miss it, but it turned out to be an "out of sight, out of mind" situation for me
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love PBS NewsHour and Brooks & Capehart. I don't always agree with David Brooks, but this comment felt worse than others to me, too. Had me giving my computer monitor the extra judgmental side eye. He does loathe Trump and MAGA, so at least he has that going for him.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dang, that's swollen. Is the weeping edema gonna start soon?
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's like he time traveled here from a different century
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think that line is going in the lore with "travel with Natalie"
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My girl cats in my face at 5am
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😂😂😂
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Criminals are an odd bunch
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't wait until this election is over. I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about it.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eating lettuce in this country is the epitome of bravery, actually
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those of us who know trans people know that they're just out here acting like every other person. Those who don't know any trans people have gotta be wondering by now why they have yet to see or hear about any specific alleged scary criminal trans person.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The right and left sides of his body look like they're trying to go in different directions
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The more legs something has, the less I like it.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It appears that Republicans don't care about the national debt. I thought fiscal responsibility was their whole thing!
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All evidence points to Tom Cruise being a terrible person, but my cognitive dissonance skills are at their peak when it comes to Top Gun: Maverick. I LOVE that movie. I convince myself that it's not fair to punish EVERYONE who worked on the movie just because one guy appears to be a cult leader.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Charlie Kirk said this about guns. 😒
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't like looking at that man's face or hearing his voice and I never wanna go through that again.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aspirin is not made in either 80 mg or 386 mg doses. His brain is broken.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just woke up from a dream in which it was my birthday and Kendrick Lamar was giving me and my friends a tour of a city and we learned he was a theatre kid and had a reputation for being an amazing dancer when he was young
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"So what" is how you feel about the cold-blooded torture and murder a psychopath committed against an innocent person? I'm against the death penalty, not prison. "Justice" is represented by scales. Christa made sure Colleen never got to go home. Christa not going home is justice, not revenge.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Christa took a piece of Colleen's skull home as a souvenir and bragged about it. I am against capital punishment, but this woman is a psychopath who committed a brutal, premeditated murder and has no business being out of prison for the rest of her life regardless of what happens to her otherwise.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This lady and her boyfriend lured an innocent young woman to the woods, tortured her for 45 min with a box cutter and a meat cleaver, and bashed her head in with a piece of asphalt. Then Christa's boyfriend carved a pentagram into Colleen's chest while she was still alive.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Classic Gonzo! My favorite behavior report!
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read this morning (don't ask me where because I don't remember) that she asked for a firing squad (all female because she was sexually abused by men) instead of lethal injection because she has a vein and platelet condition that might have interfered with the lethal injection. Sounds like it did.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like that to them the most important question is whether or not James Talarico was actually calling Ken Paxton in the ad 😂😂😂 and then they suggested it was AI 🤣🤣🤣
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has Mitch been voting?
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly what I was thinking
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People can't hear his message over the sound of the data center in their neighborhood
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah, men see other men sexually harassing women all the time. Most men just don't care enough to intervene.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like "Patient Zero". "Cleveland!" gave me secondhand embarrassment. She is 36 years old, which is about 20 years too old to be having the feelings and thoughts expressed in that song.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Bulwark does a focus group podcast and there was a Republican who said he didn't want to sound racist but that he didn't want to vote for Vivek because of 9/11. 🥴 So stupid that they can't even figure out their own racism
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wild that people in a cult will vote for the candidate the cult leader tells them to vote for!
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like Texans picked the right candidate in the primary.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When will this hairstyle stop being part of the right wing woman dress code? It's embarrassing
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband and I both received MMR vaccines as kids, but last year when there was an outbreak in TX we got vaccinated again before we traveled there. Check with your doctors, folks! In a world with too few critical thinking skills, you can at least prevent yourself from dying of measles.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was a kid and I asked my dad for something, he would always say "sure, when you're 62!" I took that literally, and am expecting a Barbie Hot Wheels car in 17 years.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Stapleton has a beautiful song about the loss of his dog and I cry every time I hear it. Hearing it in concert had me sobbing. It's because I'm an HSP. Art that makes other people feel sad can be overwhelming for us. We struggle 24/7 to bring our empathy down to a healthy level.
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This post should come with a trigger warning. I was trying to forget about this movie 😭
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An adult not knowing their own address and phone number is the most rich people thing I have ever heard
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Classic Gonzo!
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twilie09.bsky.social @twilie09.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing my name on something would freak me out.
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