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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hope today’s Invincible doesn’t suck as much as last week’s
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
rip dan simmons 😢
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Let her cook, Anakin. Let. Her. Cook.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
muttered “that’s that me laxative” at work and almost choked laughing
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Coffee cat @honeyedcoffee.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money. Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
tough talk for someone in pronouning distance
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I’ll give myself over to drumpfing this once and refer to Collective Shout as Collective Shit
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 26/07/2025
“Please send us emails instead” means “we can put key words from your script on our corporate spam filter and ignore you, but calls shut down our entire contact infrastructure” Keep fucking calling.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Every image I see of the koth revival makes me feel like I’m watching the end of The Irishman
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Is it me or are all platforms like, AD gouging? Idk if that makes enough sense as a term but ykwim?
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
April Fools Day is kind of like The Purge for trolling. It sucks but if not for it we’d have more random acts on other days.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
They’re calling them the first ever AI generated child actors
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I sleep in a big wife with my bed.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Nobody tell him that there are gender and maternal allegories in that game
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I think as long as my Tethered has access to youtube poop he’ll be fine
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Alicia Sionnach @aliciasionnach.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My doctor changed my diagnosis to "Endocrine Disorder" in November without me asking--because he saw the writing on the wall. Ask your doctors to do the same--Just to protect your access to life-saving medication.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Morgana’s one of my favorite fictional characters but imo it’s most powerful if you don’t see her face before you finish the game.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Ordered thank you
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munchroome🐶🍄💻 @munchroome.dog · 20/05/2025
my car payment's gonna be going through soon, and that won't leave me with much for groceries.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
meeting anubis and he judges your soul based on how many times you lost the game
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Count Jess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 24/04/2025
Putting up a stink works. Keep doing it. For everything these fuckers try.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
dead horse yeah but AI generated images look the way having to throw up feels
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Listening to Not Like Us on Good Friday in memory of the two most famous times a Jew was crucified.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Five. Hundred. Mario movies.
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Dan Thurot @danthurot.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
If you're angry about these tariffs, call your reps. No, seriously, even if you're in a deep red state. Today, the aides I spoke with were scrambling to come up with a response, as they're hearing from all sorts of people who don't usually call or follow up. Make them feel that pressure.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 04/04/2025
Please ignore tired pieces in publications like the Atlantic that are still trying to stigmatize mask wearing. Wearing a mask to prevent sickness from airborne viruses is a science-informed position, and it has been that way for over 100 years.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
He take egg He take job Now he take mario
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Alien universe movies ranked: 1. Alien 2. Spaceballs 3. Alien 3 the rest
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The sore throat this morning situation is crazy
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
why does he care so much that the game has a cow
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
read NFL and for a split second thought it stood for “Northern Fucking Lion”
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Octavia Butler had one of the biggest self-care Ws in literary history when she was outlining the third Parable book, decided it was getting too depressing for even her, wrote a vampire romance novel and died.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Milchick icon
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Ross @rossthesedays.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I love this town.
BE AWARE: SEALION (YOUNGSTER)

This little fella likes to jump out of the bushes at you! The sealion in question
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
hate when I can tell the car in front of me is also going to costco. like fuck you dude
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mweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
A livestock trailer full of sheep just passed me on the freeway. Does he know how dangerous that is? I almost fucking counted them.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
worst holiday and it’s not even close. at least 4th of july never made me want to text a girl who turned me down on 2022
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Give it to Dune 2 idc
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Maggie but Christmas 🎄 @magalag.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
With alt text 💜
LGBTQ+ support lines in the US:
The Trevor Project
thetrevorproject.org / (212) 695-8650
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
988lifeline.org / 988
SAGE LGBT Elder Hotline
sageusa.org / 1-877-360-LGBT (5428)
Trans Lifeline
translifeline.org / 1-877-565-8860
LGBT National Youth Talkline
Igbthotline.org / 800-246-7743
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You read Tanith Lee because she inspired Neil Gaiman. I read Tanith Lee because she inspired Keika Hanada. We are not the same.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I took a big dump
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
they have to let me write the Scary Movie revival. I’d put a parody of Count Orlok in there called Count Spurlock, a vampire who makes a documentary blaming his lust for blood on McDonalds
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
kicked out of my animation class for saying “titmouse fans when asscat shows up”
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
narcissists when a nartranssist walks into the room
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
They should put The Substance on Paramount+ just so they can have CatDog and Invader Zim in the ‘you may also like’ section
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Fucked up how many retail stores sell baby’s shoes that were never worn.
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twigboat 💜🩶🤍 @twigboat.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
verrry late but finally wore this shirt designed by @geibuchan.bsky.social from teepublic!
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Pepper @peppersalt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
drinkin with the girls and azumanga
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