Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 21hI know they say, "If you can't taste salt in an electrolyte drink, you need it," but what if you taste the salt in a cup of coffee? What? Why are you making that face? 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 22hListening to people who use computers but aren't IT talk about AI is painful. "It's great at code because code is all computer language and it's all already been written, so it handles that really well!"static.klipy.comLuke Skywalker: Every Word You Said Was WrongAlt: Luke Skywalker: Every Word You Said Was Wrong 350
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are two wolves inside you. This is a furry test. 130
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"The AI agent went rogue! It did all this on its own!" If you are operating a motor vehicle and let go of the controls, you're still liable for any results. 040
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You know what will really impress me about Mayor Mamdani's proposed city-owned food stores in NYC? If the cashiers are allowed to sit when working the registers. Forcing cashiers to stand for their entire shit is antiquated, Puritan work ethic bullshit and needs to end. 031
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If what Republicans promised to the People were ever going to happen, they'd have happened during the last year, when Republicans control all three branches of the US Federal government. Stop electing Republicans. They haven't been on your side in over 40 years. 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shut down the frats. All of them. Every campus. Start with Cornell. 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mini painters advising how to use object source lighting: Channel 1: Take a light hand with OSL. You can basically drybrush it on, giving nearby objects a tinge of the color of the light source. Channel 2: Blast it with your airbrush making smaller zones of brighter tone. See "Cherenkov radiation." 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Daily standup, oh boy. Yesterday: I did a bunch of junk reactive work that derailed all the stuff I was planning to work on. Today: I don't know because I can't tell the future. Blockers: I lack the knowledge of iterations on "lick" required to access locale/status "center" of the tootsieRoll.pop. 020
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So the fraud they're engaging in is to pay into a fund and then not benefit from it? They're putting money in and taking nothing out? Sorry, sorry, must be me who doesn't see how that makes exactly zero sense. I mean, I see a fraud in this video... doing a lot of talking... 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone reacting to Trump's latest outrage: "How is that legal?!" It isn't. It's blatantly illegal, but the law isn't self-executing. The law depends on people acting in good faith and on the premise that it applies equally to everyone. At the best of times, the law is flawed and slow to respond. 140
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sonder is a real experience to the person feeling it whether everyone around them is real or convincing simulations. That's right, screw your epiphany! No experience is trustworthy! Plato was right, assuming he or anything else actually exists! #philsophyShitpost 020
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There was a time when saying, "You only hate trans people because you were brainwashed by a pedophile cult of billionaires distracting you from their goal of kicking off Armageddon," would get you called a wacko conspiracy theorist. I hate this timeline. 061
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Them: Competition makes you strong! Me: Fair play, level playing field? Everyone starting from the same line? Them: Exactly! Me: So DEI. Them: NO NOT LIKE THAT Me: To quote a t-shirt, "Men of quality do not fear equality." 150
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Damn, they really said, "Set a food out of that comfort zone, see what happens." Bang, rakes to the face no matter where you step. 140
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am genuinely exhausted of the worst people occupying high office. 040
Reposted by Traveler FarlanderMr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Disable gambling ads: 8387116063
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Cognitive Behavioral Therapist: Therapy can be very helpful for you. Me: Ok, but what if instead I decide that therapy doesn't work for me? HA LOOPHOLE (jumps out a window) Therapist: Oh no. That's the third person to figure out that trick this month. 040
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: Some TTRPG situations need to have rules. You shouldn't have to judge every situation on the fly. OSR: A modern game added a feat that allows you to put an explosive in a target's pocket if you already have the explosive and have legendary training in the skill to pick pockets. Me: um 160
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Life doesn't owe you a living. That is, however, the fundamental purpose of a society, to ensure that everyone has enough of what they need. 020
Reposted by Traveler FarlanderDaniel Kwan @danielhkwan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Putting a call out for TTRPG artists! Doing an initial discovery for an artist to work on a new cyberpunk, body horror action game I'm designing. Please link your portfolio! NO AI. 78438346
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Writing advice: "Write what you know." Socrates, the wisest person, staring at a blank page: "... Dang it." IYKYKN 081
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If Trump wants historic things named after him, about the "Trump Administration Truth and Reconciliation Committee?" Nice ring to it. The "Trump Administration Trials?" The "Trump wing of Florence Supermax?" 031
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Blessed Mabon, all. To those who don't celebrate, that's cool. It's still happening, but have a nice Tuesday, I guess? 020
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Someone suggest to That Fucking Guy that all the greatest monuments to leaders have been their tombs. Get him excited about that topic, see where it leads his demented mind. 031
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I currently pay to avoid ads on one streaming service. I'm not paying to do that on any others. For the other two steaming services I pay to use, I'm telling you now: if you try to make ads required at every level, I'll cancel you the second I see one. Ads ruin everything. 351
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's unfortunate that the dominant reading of Christian scripture on the topic of temporal justice is, "Don't worry, they'll get theirs in the afterlife, so you just go about your work for your masters smugly certain that you'll get a reward and they'll be miserable forever." 130
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Most days, I'm hopeful that the arc of human history will continue in its long climb; that we will look back at this period as one of those inevitable swings of the pendulum towards selfishness. Some days, I root for the giant meteor, the black ooze, or the supervolcano, like poking a sore tooth. 040
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"You should be mature enough that you accept that my opinion is correct and yours isn't." Counterpoint: disagreement over a subjective topic is not a definitive sign of immaturity. Also shut up you smell 150
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's not real doomerism unless it originates from Carcosa on the shore of the Lake of Hali. Otherwise, it's just sparkling pessimism. 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Reminder: every awful thing that ever happened in the USSR that boomer generation Republicans warned us would happen here if we didn't elect them? Happened here because we elected them. Secret police, shortages, a completely corrupt government, political officers in the military, loss of freedoms. 041
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Look, there's simply no arguing that the US economy (the actual one, not a euphemism for "stock market") was at its height when we taxed the wealthy at about 90% and only allowed corporate tax deductions for R&D. You want those days back? Revert the tax code back to how it was in the early 70s. 150
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I had a single mote of poetry in my soul, I'd have filked the Shakespearean version of the opening lyrics to the Muppet Show theme in iambic pentameter instead of in free verse. Alas, neither poetry nor talent is within me, more's the pity. 140
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Assuming that Sheeran's tour continues after the current debacle, give a hard look at any act willing to sign on to replace those who chose ethics over money. 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran: Look just because I capitulate rather than stand on signed contracts and just because I don't tell you my opinions on things doesn't mean I don't have them Backup band Beoga, opener Finneas, and support act Aaron Rowe: Do what you want, Ed, but we're out. Free Palestine. Fuck zionists. 181
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No, I am NOT oppositionally defiant; YOU are actually the one who is oppositionally defiant! So suck it. 130
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Gender expression is both an expression of liberty and a necessary component of the pursuit of happiness. As such, it can only be considered a natural right. There is no viable argument by which the government could or should abridge that right. The State cannot show a compelling interest herein. 130
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have no doubt that Robert Kraft's contracts with Ed Sheeran's tour had some escape clauses he could trigger to not host the tour. My question is, how much money was Kraft actually willing to forfeit over Macklemore's continued appearances? 130
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Free Palestine. Free Gaza. End the illegal settlements. Give that land back to its rightful owners. The Jewish people have every right to exist in peace, but Israel is not the entire Jewish world. If you don't like that, ask yourself why not and go sit with it elsewhere. 061
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Liberals courting the mediocre middle of "undecideds" and waffling Right leaners using watered-down conservative policies is a doomed strategy for one simple reason: if those policies would have convinced voters, then they wouldn't be undecided. They'd already be decided for the Right Wing. 2164
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I might be tempted to use the meme, "None of those words appear in the Bible," but it'd be hypocritical since I don't care what appears in that book in the first place. 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Miracles aren't for sale; lies are a dime a dozen. 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don't support trans rights for political reasons. I don't accept "reasonable compromises" that only hurt a few girls playing sports. I support trans rights because they are human rights. I support trans rights because it's right. 031
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Proust, Iman, and Rabin walk into a barn. Siri, that is not even close to what I said. 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I have realized the purpose of the USA: to evolve and prepare the Ultimate Righteous Karen to attack and dethrone god. Do your part by confronting and denying all lesser Karens. Cull the weak ones to clear the field for the URK, or she will someday turn on you. (Her name will be Roko.) 030
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026TFW a water leak and a shoulder twinge means you don't see a SO for three straight yearsstatic.klipy.comMykel Panda in the RainAlt: A panda sitting on a fence in a driving rain, facing away from the camera. 040
Reposted by Traveler FarlanderBull @bulldrek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Had a few donations from you lovely people, but still need over $800 to cover my hospital bill. Calling all #Battletech #Mechwarrior pilots and fellow #Shadowrun legends. Plus #DnD5e Dungeon Divers, #BloodBowl athletes, and #StarWars Scoundrels and #Jedi! 053
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For those asking the question, "Doesn't ABC / Kimmel have a First Amendment right to air interviews with whomever they want?", sincerely wondering why a threat from a Republican-controlled FCC would cow them into publishing an interview with James Talarico on YouTube instead of the show: Yes, but. 130
Traveler Farlander @twfarlan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"There's always a tweet." "Accusation is confession/projection." Yes, always. Because That Fucking Guy has no imagination. He's a malignant narcissist. He cannot for a moment imagine anyone else being, doing, or thinking in a way he himself wouldn't. He has a immature theory of mind. 021