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12th is Stupid, Unserious

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No one of consequence. She/they. 40s NB. 🏳️‍⚧️ Comics. TTRPGS. Writing. Occasional lewd talk. Random expressions & microbloggin I think about wizard fights a lot.

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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The poster for 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle live action movie, but the title has been edited to read "secular solstice doom holiday". It doesn't quite scan unless you kinda elide some syllables as I tend to do.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maeteoid Ravenous promo art but the title text has been changed to read "TRANS RIGHTS OR I BITES"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Screencap edit of a Gravity Falls episode.

In the top panel, Dipper Pines is looking at a scrap of paper which is edited to read "Appealing to moderate Republicans instead of active protest"
In the bottom panel, Dipper is labeled "Democrat Base" while the subtitles note his dialog "This is worthless!"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
Susan Sarandon (left) and Geena Davis (right) sitting on top of the seats in a blue Cadillac convertible. From 'Thelma and Louise' (1991, dir Scott)
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I present MEAN X-MEN: • Northstar • Longshot • Boom Boom/Boomer • Forge • Strong Guy
Piotr Rasputin, aka Colossus of the X-MEN, raises his palms up in equivocal uncertainty. He is in his organic steel armored form, wearing a white tank top and orange-red wristbands. The image is from an animated show featuring the character. 
Caption: "Not great. Not terrible."
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A few days late but I've been busy.
Monty Python actors as Spanish Inquisition members in ridiculous red cassocks and crosses (and one guy in a WWI crash helmet) cry out, "No one expects the Chicago Inquistion!"

Honesly I should have put them in Sox & Cubs jerseys.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Answer is simple: Wolverine would get a perfect vagina. DEADPOOL would get the gag snake dick.
Tweet from user @sarathetran on Oct 16, 2022, with a sage question:

"If Wolverine got bottom surgery would she rapidly heal into having a beautiful vagina or would her dick sproing back out like a canned snake"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
All of Trump's administration and grifter buddies rn:
Jason Lee as Tripp Morgan in 'The Residence' (2025, Netflix distr)
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I like the dramatic emphasis as placed here by the text generator. Really gets the point.
Burger King text generator image, essentially a BK ad featuring a pair of disembodied hands holding hamburger. The Burger King logo has been changed to say 
"Who Is Gonna Do It".  The word "IS" is larger than the surrounding words.
A slogan is poised above the hamburger  stating, "This shit can't go on".
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hospital waiting room reading today (novels). Still trying to rediscover my reading habit.
Picture of two novels (incidental inclusion of two zines also seen) on a table:
On left: *The Lamb Will Slaughter the Lion*, by Margaret Killjoy.
On right: *This is How You Lose the Time War* by Amal El-Mohtar. 

Zines: "Dysphoria is Total Destroy", Warzone Distro. "POPSEC: Andor", Hakan Geijer.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A transcript of a glitching AI TTS dialogue. The word "what" is repeated multiple times, degrading into a series of the word-fragment "wa", then repeating "what" 3 times before only having the sound of "laughter" interspersed with the word "like".
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I had to do this one too bc shoutout to Superman lore dorks.
Two panels of comic book art with replaced dialogue. The art is from Adventure Comics #271, art by Al Plastino. 

A young Lex Luthor and Superboy are arguing in the ruins of a home laboratory. 

First panel 
LUTHOR: Someone tried to assassinate me again! At the same place as Reagan
SUPERBOY: Has this sparked any reflection into your life or policies? 

Second panel:
LUTHOR: Of course! They should have pity on me and love all my policies uncritically!
SUPERBOY: Thank god I'm not A Daxamite, because bitch you're a lead magnet.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Lex does love Milan, but he's gotta get a McFlurry when he travels.
Two panels of comic book art with replaced dialogue. The art is from Adventure Comics #271, art by Al Plastino. 

A young Lex Luthor and Superboy are arguing in the ruins of a home laboratory. 

First panel 
LUTHOR: Someone tried to assassinate me again! At the same place as Reagan
SUPERBOY: Has this sparked any reflection into your life or policies? 

Second panel:
LUTHOR: Of course! They should have pity on me and love all my policies uncritically!
SUPERBOY: You should visit the Piazzale Loreto, you might learn something. 

LUTHOR (aside): is there a mcdonalds nearby?
SUPERBOY (aside): actually, yes.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fight war, not wars
Bashir/Garak DS9 "especially the lies" meme format.

BASHIR: "You support the wanton destruction of corporate assets as activism?"
GARAK: "Direct action is a perfectly valid form of activism. Pressuring economic power to achieve a goal is a venerable route to change."
BASHIR: "Even if it undermines the war effort?"
GARAK: "Especially if it undermines the war effort!"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well. It's been 8 months since I moved from Texas. First time for everything
A can of Faygo brand Root Beer sitting on a wooden surface. The limb of a Caucasian person is seen in the background. The post is not about them.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This doesn't fix Lex's early onset balding but he didn't listen to Superboy about finasteride either.
Two panels of comic book art with replaced dialogue. The art is from Adventure Comics #271, art by Al Plastino.

A young Lex Luthor and Superboy are arguing in the ruins of a home laboratory. 

First panel 
LUTHOR: The fire destroyed my enormous  stock of flammable goods!
SUPERBOY: Maybe you should have paid your employees a living wage.

Second panel:
LUTHOR: What? This is a catastrophic loss for me and the insurance!! I can't afford-
SUPERBOY: Living wages are cheaper than revolution.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Extra pepperoni, extra sauce. "Hand tossed"/regular crust. Thats keeping it simple for you. @crowgirlanja.bsky.social may have a different order and you should honor that too
Image that declares:
The 4th annual Mira Bellweather Buy A Trans Woman a Pizza Day (or other food of her choice). Tuesday march 31st. 
Honor Mira Bellwether's birthday!
Treat a Trans Woman:
1. Ask her what she'd like.
2. Order or send cash.
3. Celebrate!
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Who's gonna visit it, Donnie?? FUCKING AQUAMAN??
Video essayist HBomberguy peering out of a hole in floral-print wallpaper and drywall, seemingly on the verge of spouting forth some invective.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Anatoly Dylatov in the HBO miniseries 'Chernobyl'. He is wearing a white technicians uniform looking off to the right of frame with a distasteful expression.

The caption reads "Not great. Not terrible."
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Zoomed in photo of a neon sign in an apartment window, glowing with pink and red light. The ambient light outside the building and window is dim. 
The sign reads "HOPE LIVES IN THE DARKNESS."
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The best, awful therapist possible.
A picture of renowned director John Waters sitting in a simple chair in the midst of a woodland. He is wearing a green-brown suit.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Still from 'I Saw the TV Glow', a  suburban street in pre-dawn light, decorated in chalk marks with a message written in chalk: "there is still time".
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Panel from a typewriter monke post.
Image is a green outlined stick figure head saying, "I think whatever website you're getting this jargon from is hurting you".
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Coose chasing meme format

GOOSE: Where is the "theater" located?

(Figure marked as DHS is running away from goose.)

GOOSE: (Chasing figure)
GOOSE: Where is the "theater" located, motherfucker???
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
GI Robot believes this is what a Nazi would say.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
face reveal, wrong answers only
Julia Cotton, played by Claire Higgins in Hellraiser 2 (1988, dir Randel). Julia in this form is a gore drenched, bald and skinless woman wearing a white blouse and holding a lit cigarette. She is smiling at a white man in a suit whose face is turned away from the viewer in profile.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Didnt take long.
Skeet from trannieoakley.meangirls.online, dated 01/24/2026:

"Counting the time until they tell you not to take the bait again."
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Weird how this is still applicable today.
Reaction image in an 80s/vaporwave style font and graphics stating
Damn thats crazy
Where are the Epstein Files?
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My brain, seeking new information, adapting to each part of this headline:
"Close the Gates Meme" format. In this case, the text of the screenshot article is used as the lookout's dialogue.

LOOKOUT: "Despite the Success of Rebel Moon..."
GATE OPERATOR: "Close the Gates!"
LOOKOUT: "...Netflix cancelled 2 Zack Snyder projects."
GATE OP: "Open the Gates"
LOOKOUT: "Don't worry, more Snyder on the way"
GATE OP: "JFC CLOSE THE GATES"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"You will be visited by three spirits" The three spirits:
CASTLEVANIA heroes Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, and Alucard Tepes affectionately arranged next to each other, grinning (Alucard doing his best). Trevor and Alucard hold out a roast turkey on a plate toward the viewer, with a little candle lit on it. These are the Netflix animated series versions of the characters. Art by Samuel Deats.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I earned this.
A small yellow sticker in the shape of a star which reads "only cried a little", it has been placed on a blue and aqua plaid flannel shirt.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Modified screenshot of a famous article by The Onion, the "It is Journalism's sacred duty to..." headline which highlighted the hypocrisy of journalists engaging in anti-trans rhetoric. In this case the headline has been modified to read:
"It Is Journalism's Sacred Duty to enable billionaire pedophiles at every opportunity".
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Hellboy
Hellboy, a stocky devil/demon-esque character (but his horns are broken off or filed down) wearing an open trenchcoat gestures angrily off panel, while holding a mostly empty bottle of rum.
Hellboy: "Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons."
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
A vampire that’s not Dracula
Ava, played by Mia Wasikowska, in 'Only Lovers Left Alive' (2013, dir Jarmusch). She's a light skinned white woman with messy dark blonde hair, sitting in a bar wearing sunglasses and white leather wrist length gloves.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and its the chaparral 2j
The chaparral 2j, a racing car painted in white with the numeral 66 on painted kn the side. The front end looks like a standard racing car, but the back end is a Frankenstein monster of a rectangular box. It looks very incongruent with the normal contours you expect of a racecar.Rear view of the chaparral 2j, which highlights the extremely boxy back end that doesn't look like it belongs on a racing vehicle. However, what can be seen are the giant ass vacuum turbines installed into the rear chassis. It could be confused for jet intake turbines placed into two giant washing machine cubes welded together.

It ain't pretty, but it raced so good they outlawed it. Just like women want.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Simpsons bus driver meme. 
The Bus driver says: "Don't make me tap the sign"
He then taps a sign that says: IT'S ALWAYS A GRIFT"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
GI Robot believes that this post represents or reports something that a Nazi might say.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
*sighs*
Simpsons Bus Driver Sign Meme.
Bus Driver: *wearily* "Don't make me tap the sign."
The Bus Driver taps a sign that says "It's Always a Grift."
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Evidence:
A real-world photo of a stained glass window depicting a somewhat simplified Pieta. Mary holds the dead body of her son, Jesus, in her hands. Beams of sunlight are depicted as radiating from her head and upper body. Also, as the mother of christ is doing this, she seems to be cradling our savior's massive fucking dong, which has flapped out from his loincloth. I mean, real. Who's among us hath not had our tuck ruined once upon a time?

(Upon closer inspection it appears the lord's sausage is intended to be a shadow or thigh muscle definition line of the artwork but the confusion is immediate and obvious.)
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"What? What did I say?"
Screenshot of Dr. Psycho, from the Harley Quinn animated streaming show. Dr. Psycho is a diminutive masculine figure with a disproportionately large head. He has messy dark hair, a trim van dyke beard, wearing a buttoned tuxedo with a carnation in his lapel.

Dr. Psycho is a classic Wonder Woman villain who is generally a misogynist and male chauvinist in his depictions.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
This is indeed a good meme format
Storyboard art from Star Wars Ep 1: The Phantom Menace, scene between a Jedi and Big Jar Jar. Captions are dialogue from 'Leon: The Professional'

Jedi: "Revenge is not a good thing. It's better to forget."
Big Jar Jar: "Forget?"
Big Jar Jar: "After I've seen the outline of my brother's body on the floor, you expect me to forget?"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I can't believe no one here has mentioned "White" of the Three Colors Trilogy.
Promo image for 'White' (1994), part of the Three Colors trilogy by dir Krzysztof Kieślowski. The image features actor Zbigniew Zamachowski kissing a folded envelope or object, while actor Julie Delpy is partially obscured over his right shoulder in a bridal gown and veil. The background is stark white with the title in bold black letters above the figures.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Farewell, Dallas. Goodbye, Texas. I wish you had loved me the way I loved you.
A night time vista of the Dallas skyline and the Trinity River bottoms. The lights of the skyline are bright, along with a gibbous moon on far right near the horizon. The bottoms are barely visible but some moonlit water can be seen. 

Taken from the Hampton St. Bridge in West Dallas.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Minor spelling error in published article
Still from Superman 2025 (dir. GUNN), with supes laying defeated in a crater of snow, visually similar to the "Yamcha pose" meme.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Trust me. If, of all people, Grant Morrison of all people wanted to center a Superman story on his "alien nature", he would have done so and made it extremely weird and outstandingly off-putting. The man is not known for being subtle. Gunn took the right inspirations from that story.
Screenshot of a skeet from Polygon, linking to their article, "I think James Gun misunderstands the true nature of Superman: Gun's [sic] Superman shies away from the character's alien nature". The link thumbnail features a still from Gunn's 2025 Superman, where supes is laying in a small crater in the snow.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Macro image caption in a vaporwave/synthwave 80s style font with similar decorative design elements of neon, geometric patterns, and a wireframe grid. The caption reads "Damn Thats Crazy - Where are the Epstein Files?"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A hologram of Sheev Palpatine in a dumb emo hoodie. The caption of dialogue states "I will make it legal by editing a website copy of the Constitution".Nic Cage in National Treasure wearing a weirdly wide lapel shirt and coat says "I'm gonna find/ replace function the US Constitution"
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Two Girls and a Guy. I actually saw a few of these oddball art house films RDJ was in after his drug conviction in the 90s. This one comes off as an one act off-broadway stage play. Unusual cinematic instance where polyamory is mentioned as a solution for the romantic conflict.
Promo image for the 1997 film Two Girls and a Guy, starring RDJ, Heather Graham, and Anastasia Gregson Wagner. The image is just the three leads in casual attire looking at the camera. The image include a stamp indicating that it was promoting the nc17 uncut version of the film.
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
A smiling Marge Simpson holds a potato in her right hand. The caption reads, "I just think they're a terrible candidate."
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12th is Stupid, Unserious @twelfth.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A screenshot of a TV interview with David Lynch. The interviewer asks Lynch to elaborate on his prior statement. Lynch (perhaps smugly) refuses to do so.
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