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Twat in the hat

@twatinthehat.bsky.social
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No minors. I'm horny on main. Word on the street is, you’re ready to start building communism again.

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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 8h
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 22h
P sure I can't post these age gap pieces of debs turnbull and nicole watterson fucking their sons, but here's the bg and some heads. That's the 11th, tomorrow's the 12th.
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jaaaaaason. Jaaaaaason. Jaaaaaason
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Day 9 of kinktober, today is chains, which is what they're using to restrain susie here. Who would've guessed the dark world would have a slave auction? Or that all the participants would be dead moments later? #NSFW
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Marco was captured by St. Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses (had to google that). They'll turn him into a proper princess yet, with the help of the traumatizer 9000. Orgasm denial and discipline for day 9 #NSFW
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imma high key recommend you everything black tabby games made (especially scarlet hollow b/c it's october and you will luv dis, I promise), and low key recommend you citizen sleeper 1&2, in stars and time and (less so) deadeye deepfake simulacrum
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did!
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh cool, I actually don’t know some of these, I’ll put them on my wishlist
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#NSFW #Helluvaboss moxxie and millie celebrate millie's birthday. Moxxie wanted millie to have her pick of cake, and Millie wanted him to sit on her face. So, that's day 8. Face sitting.
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤷I read dining doujins on a casual friday. I'll stick around
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Christ, dude, that’s rough
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Background looked p good for the lincoln pic so here's that alone
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so, for day 6 I drew lola w a riding crop, and for day 7, I drew lincoln participating in some cockwarming. Since Lola's a loli and lincoln's a shota, I won't be posting either. #NSFW
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hell yea!
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
reagen self-cest for day 5. I... could see this ship happening. reagen needs some self love- a joke I already made in this piece
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well… at least Eleanor accepts Maria for who she is. That’s better than her first mom
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I personally see alchemists as being drugged out lunatics with explosives. I mean, tell me they wouldn't stumble on some powerful hallucinogenics while trying to mix a better health potion, or just meth while trying to make a speed potion
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just realized it was day 4, w/e
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 3 body writing. Looks like the rebellion didn't go so well for luz. That crest can't come off. I'm probably gonna miss tomorrow's piece cause I've got a shift, that or I'll post something tonight. Either way. #NSFW
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck, I forgot her nose ring
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
day 3, mind control. I saw stepford wives last night, so now tequilla jones is having a nightmare about it. She ran outta weed 2 days ago, so this is what's going on in her brain. Her head was shaved for the stepford-ification and a wig was forcefully attached to her scalp. #NSFW
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Government program I’d like to see: non profit fast food restaurant that takes food stamps and is relatively healthy. Something for people who hate cooking or are working too hard to find the time
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day 2 of kinktober, bestiality (also embarrassment) I'm actually not sure if posting the full thing would get me banned, so here's just the embarrassment. #NSFW #Gravityfalls
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trying out kinktober. We'll see how far I get. Today is condoms, so the ruby gloom girls have spent all night and most of the morning making a competition to see how many condoms they can fill. Idk if misery understands the contest though. #NSFW #Rubygloom
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it wasn't for the timing, I'd say it's a reinvention of the 'merula snyde' flavour of the month thing- take asshole bully wizard character, make them tsundere- but yea, feels more like a psyop to make consumerism win out over human decency
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A wise policy
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actually, that’s something I noticed about me. I’m at my happiest when I’m back from something miserable and at my most miserable when there’s nothing to be back from. Might be different for you, but I’ve found the only way I can enjoy things are if I’m just back from work or something
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well, idk if you need a passport for within the country, and I was actually surpsied how cheap a student loan is. In canada, there's no interest for 10 years and my repayments don't start for a few weeks. My degree in animation was p dang cheap (which is great, b/c Idk how much I'm gonna use it)
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hmmm... stimulating core memory... You could look up a travel program, bounce out of your province for a bit. I loved doing katimavik when I was young and getting a temporary work visa probably isn't too hard. Or study abroad. I just got back from stephenville and the student loan wasn't too bad
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can look forward to things besides being alone and sitting naked on your bed? Cause, to me, that sounds like the best weekend ever. I mean, maybe add in some hallucinogenics, but yeah, best weekend ever.
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably not. It’s a Japanese game about flying jets, getting in dogfights and shooting down nukes and stuff. Love it. Idk what normal people are hyped for tho. Knights of Guinevere looks good
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yea, most I’ve seen is funny bunny stuff
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
…Ace combat 8 is out in a couple days. That’s p hype
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And finally, kingdom hearts 2. I had a hyperfixation with this when I was young, like fallout 3 before fallout 3. Used to watch the ytps a lot, too. Anime aesthetic was pretty excellent. Plot makes no sense. Lotta nice levels and variety
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spiderman 2. just some fun web swinging. A game from my youth when I was too young to own GTA. I liked hanging goons from light poles, and the web swinging is still p great. I wouldn't recommend it over the new ones, it's just from my youth.
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hotline miami. Not that deep a game. A critique of gaming violence and how the player doesn't need a motive to kill because they like hurting other people. See spec ops as well. The aesthetic, music and act of violence however, is striking, and the image of animal masks will not leave you
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spec ops is the best written third person shooter I've ever played, and one of the only anti-war games to be genuinely fun in the most heartbreaking way possible. The disconnect of the mirth you feel ending lives is contrasted beautifully against the grim writing showing you how monstrous that is
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sifu taught me practice. Just practice. I played it off and on for 2 years before I beat the final boss, but I never fully gave up on it. I'd pick it up, do it for a few hours, and come out with a little more muscle memory. It's part of the reason I draw today
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Undertale is a weird one. I remember playing it through when it came out, loving it, and then deciding to never pick it up again. Maybe it was just flowey asking me not to, or maybe it was a fan comic I'd read about the characters remembering every reset, but something compelled me to leave it.
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fallout 3 is the fallout game I loved as a kid, with a seemingly endless world of short stories to explore. New vegas is the fallout game I love as an adult with a seemingly endless world of short and long stories with better writing to contemplate and RPG options to play wtih.
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
danganronpa hit me like a ton of bricks after most character deaths. I grew to love most of the characters and then finding their mangled corpse or watching them get killed is a chilling experience.
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck it, I guess this is my 9. These aren't all like, the *best* games I've played, KH2 and fallout 3 don't hold up great, and spiderman 2 ps2 isn't as good as modern day spiderman, but these are the games that are the core for me
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Camp and existential horror. My two favourites!
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does it work on steam deck? Rn my desktop rig is worse than my steam deck and, ykno, ram prices
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some ruby gloom doodles with a cum and watersports version for people who are interested #NSFW
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you see this, post green art
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having that problem now, on my lunch break
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh, cmon! an entire episode was literally them just fucking around star gazing, drinking, and playing baseball, and it was one of the best of the series. The characters are amazing!
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
finger guns back 👈👈
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Twat in the hat @twatinthehat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Equally, I wanna be sat on by a fat woman until my skull is crushed, and my brains shoot through my nose
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