Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 15hConfession/Humblebrag: 80% of the time I will follow most three-syllable nouns heard in conversation with a full-throated “Check it and see!…”, Foreigner-style. Fish tacos? Check it and see. Ford Taurus? Check it and see. Bob Uecker? Check it and, well, you know. 031
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now that it officially feels like fall even this non-sportsman can appreciate having a football game on TV 031
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mazarinettes were seven nieces This is my book report 010
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I believe the official name of that cloud color is, if memory serves, Purplesaurus Rex 120
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026So wait. Are we in The Matrix now or Alien? This timeline blows 120
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I want to do a gallery show with your friend: 000
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Regional, but have to give it to Mr. Delicious. Tickadeedee! 1191
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s been a long week… youtu.be/CKNV5AJOXGM?...youtu.beCartoon Network's Fridays Opening ThemeYouTube video by The Stevesonian Institution 042
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If we’re being honest, most fast food is 10X better without pubic hair 010
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Peaches come in a can. They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown 0150
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I for real thought this was headed into the theme for USA’s Night Flight. What a difference a few years make 000
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Before I answer… do you have access to a Fat Man? 000
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Oh no! He just missed a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy was. 030
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Had that same experience in ‘09. Back of the TPIR audience space. A great memory 010
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 06/04/2025It happens and it sucks. I’ve been there and hate it. Rest up, a tomorrow’s coming. 000
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 24/02/2025They’re driving me mad; They’re making me crazy (crazy). 020
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that The Family Circus named their dog Barfy. 191
Steve Patrick @tvsstevepatrick.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Inspired by @jamesgunn.bsky.social ‘s #laptopstickers, I’m posting mine. Let’s start a thing everybody. Happy Friday. 031