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@tvjames.bsky.social
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That guy from #emailgeeks and Burbank, California. And other stuff.

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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Are you supposed to leave a broom behind when you sell a house? Every house we've purchased has come with at least one broom. And we've never left any behind when we sold. We now own so many brooms.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
@thedailyshow.com have you considered inviting Foreign Correspondent Kimmy Jimmel on your show?
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Sorry, @duolingoverde.bsky.social, but if the prompt is "I like _____. I go to the gym often." then 零食 is absolutely the correct and logical answer.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
BWMs are fast, Lamborghinis are faster but Elon make Teslas the fascist.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Ok, this is dumb... my retired mother-in-law needs dental surgery. But if she saves up enough money for per portion of the cost, then she has too much money in the bank and loses her government-sponsored dental insurance.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
What if Darryl from the warehouse was just Doug Judy in hiding? Otherwise, I want a show starring Craig Robinson where you think it's a The Office spin-off but over time realize it's a Brooklyn 99 prequel. An evolution story unlike any we've seen since Walter White.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I'm pretty sure he can tell just by looking at them.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Is that where the phrase "Expensive as H" comes from?
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Vancouver, Washington maybe
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I was going to offer to do this for $5k per film. I'm also offering up my backyard if anyone wants to pretend it's Moscow or Milan or Mars or whatever.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I was looking at the diaper box. It says "100% leak proof" but above that in tiny letters it says "up to" Isn't that pretty much any diaper?
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
“People like you and me, darling, we don’t get to ride off into the sunset. But we get to stay around and watch the stars come out. And that’s not nothing, I suppose.”
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I just learned there's an Audiobook Transcript Repository just two blocks from my house and they let you borrow the transcripts for free.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Remember, when you buy from eBay, you get the same products sold in the large retail stores - but you're supporting a local small business owner.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Wow, you know it's serious when Babylon Bee is back to telling jokes.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Hey - I'm going to be a few minutes to our meeting. Pandora just started playing "Kyrie Eleison."
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If you're the type who only needs to hear a song title or a read a few lyrics to have it stuck in their head for days, know that I share your pain. Everybody come and play, Throw every last care away! Let's go to the mall... Today!
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Can we tell him that if he wants to be Pope he needs to resign the Presidency? Remind him how he's never been pope and whisper in his ear that he's not good enough.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Look at the person to your left. Now look at the person to your right. Now look at the person behind you. Now look at the person in front of you. If you're at an airport, one of you doesn't have a RealID. If it's on or after May 7, one of you is going to have a pretty bad day.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
He was a DUI hire.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
There's a store near us staffed by a single robot. "Never takes a break, never needs a vacation!" They claim. This Starbucks is down one espresso machine and it's absolute chaos.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I love Burbank. It's 10:30 and I want to go walk a few miles. Do I need my hoodie? Nope, it's 65 degrees out.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Gemini (for as much as that's worth) suggests that generally the Tokyo Stock Exchange isn't as fixated on quarterly results as our exchanges here. (Though admits it's moving in that direction slowly). But, I do take your point. Maybe evolving platforms would help there.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
There were tariffs before. This company was paying 7% previously. princess-awesome.com/blogs/news/t...
princess-awesome.com
Trump's Tariffs Are Really, Really Bad
You can always count on Princess Awesome for some real talk, right? Yesterday, President Trump announced a massive increase in tariffs on all countries across the world.This has massive implications f...
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Increased tariffs haven't hit yet, but tariffs exist. Perhaps it would be better if it also included the percentage.
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Pamela @zengaian.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Fabletics is posting a “Tariff Surcharge” on their receipts. I hope other companies follow suit.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Well-written.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What tourists are coming here?
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Why wait? With all the news about tariffs, you can just raise your prices now.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Or just make products for the other 96% of the planet instead.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Then lower the cost of the console, thus lowering the cost of the tariffs and make it up in software, services and subscriptions. Sony and Microsoft platforms evolve. Nintendo seems to have one revision in them and then they get bored and go off in a completely different direction.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
How must does all this cost? Seems easier just to charge more for the product and keep everything the way it is and hope that mid-terms or next election some of the crazy goes away.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
One of the suppliers says something negative about "foreigners"
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
We need a different Congress first.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Musk: Why does the President surround himself with idiots.... and me?
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
These other countries (and companies) are going to realize that by themselves it might be daunting but together they're a force we can't overcome.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I feel like China's going to move beyond words soon, like we might start seeing infrastructure impaired or people in his inner circle mysteriously falling ill. I just wish it were a country with easier language. Mandarin on Duolingo is really challenging.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm not sure I understand how we have the ability to make this stop. Feeling quite powerless.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Waiting for the moment Elon asks "Why has the President surrounded himself with idiots... and me?"
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Yep, and if my competitor has to raise their prices 104% because of tariffs and I don't, I can raise my prices 99% and still look good comparatively.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
But I am perfectly fine if you put another line on the price tag showing how much of the cost is tariff.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Can't get past it until we use it all up.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
6abc.com/post/getting...
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Getting rid of the penny could mean the need for more nickels, which costs even more money to make
Getting rid of the penny, which cost the government 3 cents each, could end up costing the Treasury Department money if it has to make more nickels, which cost nearly 14 cents each to make and distrib...
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Countries that have eliminated their smallest coin have realized a need to increase production of the next smallest coin. The nickel costs 13¢ to produce. Eliminating the penny was a nice story. Should have eliminated the hundredths place and gotten rid of nickel and penny (and quarter?)
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Doug @mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
"The world’s richest person, a key Trump adviser and political donor, was ultimately unsuccessful." Hopefully this will eventually double as his obituary.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
(I am not saying the police are the grasshoppers.)
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
It's either not located on this planet, or it's 100% of the planet. Or it is on earth, but it's a tiny piece on a completely different continent. I think those are the only options.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Not a train station, no need to announce your departure.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You should offer classes on how to be a heartland elite.
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tvjames @tvjames.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If you don't have humans, you just engineer the robots to work fine in hotter temperatures and you don't need the HVAC. (They've already been proven to work well in near-zero light in some functions.)
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