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Tuxedokitty

@tuxedokitty.bsky.social
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Friendly, greymuzzle (level 59) domestic cat from the Pacific Northwest USA. Might be NSFW. Minors DNI. Telegram: @Tuxedokitty

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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 11h
Any fart can be visible if you work hard rough enough at it.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 14h
Super duper mega early arrival!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you find yourself in the UK, I highly recommend a visit to the museum at Bletchley Park. I could spend days there!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to be big into spy novels when I was a kid. I think I read every Frederick Forsyth book.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The north side being the sunny side was probably the thing that confused me the most in Australia.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's called being outvoted. That's what happens when you hold an opinion counter to the will of the majority. It's also why it's important to safeguard the rights of the minority.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for the reminder, but I'll also enjoy the senior citizen discounts!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, the other way around would be equally awkward.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm glad they still play "Louie, Louie" during the 7th inning stretch at T-Mobile Park. I remember when there was a semi-serious effort to make "Louie, Louie" the official state song of Washington.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Granola and muesli are also good mix-ins for Greek yogurt.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll be there!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You'll either love it or hate it, but there's no other place like it!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whoa. I had to use the quadratic formula in engineering practice. I don't remember the last time I did.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You're more ambitious than I was after the PE exam. All I wanted to do was melt into the couch, lol. Hope it went well!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'll have to think about it some more, but in the meantime, you have beautiful eyes. ^^
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know it's a pipe dream, but Washington asking to become a Canadian province is looking better all the time. If y'all would have us, of course.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cle Elum: Indian word for "last chance to pee before Seattle."
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When I visited Spain, I discovered that I had learned Spanish with a Mexican accent. I got a lot of confused looks.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gotta add to it sometime. ;P
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In the strictest sense, it's not wrong: lower demand leads to lower prices. Still tone-deaf though.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'd say bobcat. They're native to this area, although they're elusive.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Interesting considering I've never lived in California.
Dialect map quiz showing greatest similarity to San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Portland, and least similarity to New Orleans, Atlanta, and Nashville.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All wall colors, or different colors for walls, doors, trim, etc?
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Indeed it would! Although I think we'd first met earlier that year when I was in your neck if the woods.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I used to volunteer for a con that learned this lesson the hard way 10 years ago. Those who ignore history, etc.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
SUPPLIES!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've never thought of myself as a survivor, but I suppose I am to some degree.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My state has an app where you can look up all your vaccinations, not just COVID. Pretty sure nobody has used that app for a few years now.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As far as the administrative part goes, it's super easy to form a single-member LLC in Washington. Speaking from experience.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm giving the taco stand out front a try.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat about to barf. Nobody can sleep through that.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oddly specific.
Sign reading "12 minute parking."
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80 year old. Twice.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nevada doing Nevada things.
Truck-mounted sign advertising machine gun rentals
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Assuming I haven't already been greeted in Englush, I usually say (in English), "Sorry, I don't speak [local language]." Usually that prompts a reply in English.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I flew 3x for business last month. For two of those trips, Alaska won on both price and schedule.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Invasive species: if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Family Guy - Abraham and Isaac ᶜᶜ
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I moved back to the Seattle area 39 years ago to be in the same area as my family.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In my experience, Canadians, Americans, Australians, and Russians understand distance. Europeans (other than Russians) don't.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've somehow managed to avoid Ryanair all these years. I gather that I'm not missing much.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When cats take over the con.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nice.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
At least they tried! My place had about 2" of sawdust in the attic when I moved in, and no insulation at all in the walls.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gladly!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you do it, you know what you'd be missing at home. If you don't do it, you'll always wonder what might have been. I say, go for it!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I had a surprise furnace replacement this past winter. In the bright side, I have a cozy house with no carbon monoxide now!
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Knocking things off the table? Are you sure you're not part cat? ^^ Hope your stitches are OK.
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Tuxedokitty @tuxedokitty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm still trying to figure out why the people who are outraged about Mamdani's grocery store idea are totally fine with commissaries on military bases.
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