turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 6hhello, president sheinbaum? before you hang up please just hear me out on this one 000
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 7hcan someone please ask CMs strauss, juarez, and hollingsworth what branch of government the executive departments belong to i know that seems like a basic question but trust me it may not be for them 020
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 7hwhen i say (somewhat intentionally) inflammatory things like, "bob kettle is making seattle less safe!" this is exactly what i mean! disinvestment in services, education, and other common goods in order to endlessly fund SPD *is* making the city worse, long-term! 010
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 7hhere's the author more or less explicitly arguing that unduly focusing on law enforcement at the expense of investment in public health, education, and other social efforts is not only unproductive but counterproductive - likely to lead to increases in crime long-term 100
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 8hyou're not down with mr. coolguy mclaborhater either huh? 010
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 8htrump admin officials reenacting the plague of 430 BC was not on my bingo card, i admit 000
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 10hi've followed this debate as a fan of chicken but you've lost me by excluding hot chicken sandwiches 030
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 10hjust call them republicans! i don't care what they call themselves, they campaign with TPUSA activists, man! 041
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 10hi appreciate one thing about the current budget meltdown these ding dongs are having: they are increasingly incapable of hiding the motivating conservatism underlying their actions seattle's "centrists" are (relatively) queer-friendly republicans and we should just be honest about that! 171
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 10hthe arguments against this are 1. budgetary (because saka's priorities are bad) 2. unhoused people will use them (because saka's morals are bad) 3. wilson proposed it (because saka's politics are bad) 4. aesthetic (because historic preservation in seattle is anti-human) 020
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 12hzero chance - i mean, absolutely zero - that cap would support an AL team post-1973 my man grew up watching burleigh grimes and dazzy vance pitch for the brooklyn robins at ebbets field, you think he liked the designated hitter? 110
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 12hwould make an exceptional bottle episode in some MCU show 110
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 12hin the comics he's unfrozen in 1964 so i think there's a reasonable chance he's terribly confused for a season and then (sighs) roots for the lovable losers, the new york mets 110
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 12hlook juarez is indigenous so far be it for me to wade into her specific critiques of land acknowledgements as a practice, whatever but ENOUGH with the daily reminders that 2/3 of seattle's council treats their job like a game and leaves nearly all of the serous governing to AMR, lin, and foster 0140
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 12hPSA: petitioning your councilmember is, in fact, exactly an appropriate way to conduct city policy 180
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 12handy this is your pr manager, you're doing great sweetie keep going 000
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13hi'd be down to just put an asterisk next to the city names (like, "we all know this place is a joke, right"), especially when their mayors keep doing things like this bsky.app/profile/type... 120
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13hhere is a partial list of traffic violations i witnessed during my 15 minute commute across north seattle this morning: 1/47 020
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026go on, stevestatic.klipy.comMan Taking NotesAlt: Man Taking Notes 060
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026it’s outstanding, i hope you enjoy! (also this was my first adam driver AND oscar isaac film, which rules) 020
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026lol harris’s closest race since 2010 was a +11.3 margin he won by 22% in 2024 he is not prepared for this 000
Reposted by turtlyBOOrtlyThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 14/10/2026Sen. Ossoff: "Congress is full of congressmen's sons who are only in Congress because their daddies were congressmen, just like Mike Collins, who are perfectly happy to send other people's children to die in a war. How is this war a success, Mike?" 502132430
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 14/10/2026like my distant ancestor cassandra, i will continue to shout the truth into the void and that truth is that investing in social services and non-rivalrous public goods yields measurable public safety returns 110
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026worth noting that 4 of the top 6 factors as identified by this survey of experts (and all 4 of the top 4) do not require increased police staffing and 2 of the top 4 involve better/more efficient provision of social services 110
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026an interesting piece counciloncj.org/whats-drivin...counciloncj.orgWhat's Driving the Homicide Decline? - Council on Criminal JusticeDuring a two-day summit, four dozen leading crime scholars assessed nearly 50 potential factors behind the historic decline in homicide between 2022-2026. 100
Reposted by turtlyBOOrtlyAnil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean. 13364322101
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"It’s not clear whether AI giants like OpenAI and Anthropic, or the AI industry in general have gotten too big or too important to fail, but Character’s bankruptcy shows that the runway for second-tier players is over. " 021
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026we about to find out kelly clarkson owns rhode island fc 000
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i feel like the thorny problem they should have focused on was "hey man, did you do it?" 010
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026sure brandi no one here is controversial at all 060
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026local democratic consultant apparently fails to realize that he is being a useful idiot for right-wing cranks, and a useless idiot in every other way 190
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i agree with sandeep that he is a fool and sellout 2121
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026to be clear guilfoyle should absolutely resign and probably be investigated for this (she won't be because that implies accountability for administration officials) but in the context of this administration soliciting a 6 figure bribe is small potatoes 000
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026we knew the administration wouldn't stand for this shit because she's not a man 120
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i want it known i’m rooting for the SEATTLE PILOTS 010
turtlyBOOrtly @turtlyburtly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026i think i have a clue to that particular error 030