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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️

@turt4turt.bsky.social
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30+ ✨ he/him ✨ 🔞 ✨ system ✨ married to a fellow tcester ✨ this is my trash can! feel free to visit it any time.

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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
nicotine addiction but make it ✨cute✨
A Miku-colored vape decorated with Miku stickers and a GIR charm
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
hey real quick if you've sent something to my ngl and ive never responded to it, i no longer have access to that bc the stupid app logged me out and bc there's no actual login I just can't get back to that anymore lmao tbh im just gonna delete that app from my phone
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
but yeah im basically not touching any socmed rn and large discord servers scare me im not even joking i still rotate Them™ in my brain all the fkn time tho and have plenty of unfinished fics in my google dockeys to prove it LMFAO
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
for a better explanation ig, im mitigating anxiety by having significantly fewer social interactions bc im ultimately not geographically in a place where i can seek mental health treatment rn. this will change, but i don't know exactly when.
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
so like without going too far into unnecessary detail, ive been quiet bc of life issues & yk that thing that happens when you discover you have a mental illness and suddenly it feels like ur symptoms get worse? yeah thats happening
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
im built different. like incorrectly i think
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
u ever get bored n just start mentally writing ur will
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
just had a person in a sans au avatar on vrc consistently come back from across the room and harass me like 5 separate times bc i had the audacity to rattle off a better pun than them
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
when my mom first learned the word "yaoi" she'd point at gay men in media and ask me "is this yowie"
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
guess who forgot he's pale as shit and susceptible to sunburn
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i cast Transfer Digestion Problems To Random Billionaire
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
love when my cats beg me for a bite of my food and I have to tell them "sir this is a pickle you won't like it" "ma'am this is salsa" "BUDDY THIS IS A FUCKING NAPKIN"
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
yeah and then i remembered how much i liked that cane and got sad again :c
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
being ADHD and disabled means you misplace your fucking cane and don't realize until you need it for an outing and it's been like months maybe and now you have NO clue where the hell you left it
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
i am still thinking about the man at the chinese buffet who showed his wife something on his phone and his brightness was like twice the max i can set mine to and i leaned over to @hakimaki.bsky.social and said "that guy's phone is like a flashbang"
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
going back to my roots (playing neopets while watching mythbusters)
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
hey fun fact some dudes have vaginas get over it ✌️
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
one of the only things keeping me going these days is that eventually I am going to wake up and learn that that fuckass is dead 🧡
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Boobeelean @boobeelean.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A beautiful commission for @hakimaki.bsky.social 💙✨️ I love it sm!! (*≧∇≦)ノ #rottmntleo #tcest filter #rottmntfanart #rottmnt #rottmntoc
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
i have lost motivation again lmao
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
from my dad i inherited boneitis and Pure Of Heart, Dumb Of Ass syndrome
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
as a young afab teen i went through a yaoi phase (as you do when you haven't yet figured out you're actually a fruity man). when my mom found out she told me she was actually one of the original Spirk shippers. i have not been the same ever since. being a little fandom freak runs in my blood.
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
*sighs and opens up yet another google doc about the same two bitches falling in love AGAIN*
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🎃Emily Echevarria🎃 @frenchiefie.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Dawnietello 💜💜💜
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
this is how I write btw while trying to keep up with the leotello porno playing in my head
He's barely sent the message before he hears the crackle of spacetime and Leo's cocky giggle. “You did threaten to do that, didn't you?” he like walks over and shit “Do you want a test subject for that?”
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
dw she's old and i am determined to outlive her 🤗
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
my mental health is circling the drain again after fully realizing that i am going to have to live next door to the person who caused like 85% of my mental health issues to begin with
Donatello angry grinding teeth
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wafflevan @wafflevan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
so like what IS the name for someone who enjoys the "bitter exes" dynamic of two characters that were never a canon couple? am I a kendratello postshipper??
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
clenching your teeth during a fistfight is actually bad practice and I choose to believe he would give his enemies wrong information on purpose
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
🐲: Aw, c'mon, Von Ryan, don't tell me you're about to hit a girl. 🟣: Actually it's extremely anti-feminist of you to suggest you deserve different treatment based solely on your gender. I would still hurt you if you were a man. [reeling back] You might want to clench your teeth.
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
this is both a "straight up jorkin it" joke AND a "detachable penis" joke
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
THEY TOOK HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWS 💀
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY THIS ACCOUNT JUST FOLLOWED ME BECAUSE I SAID THE WORD "STOCK" AND IT THINKS I'M INTO FINANCE 😭😭😭😭😭 a finance account is canonically following a ninja turtle incest account this is the best thing ever
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I almost want to make a gimmick account where all I do is fix Donnie stock images
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
A while back I fixed this Donatello stock image (first pic) in like 5 minutes (second pic), fixed it more (third pic), and then bit him on the neck (fourth pic)
Stock image of DonatelloThe same stock image with added eyebrows The same stock image with added eyebrows, and the eyes and mouth have been shifted slightly The same stock image with added eyebrows and shifted features, and a bite mark/bruise on the back of his neck
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I'm sorry to blow my own cock but I think this sentence goes hard af
Leo briefly has enough mental capacity to relate Donnie to a machine of his own creation before he devolves into a whimpering, overstimulated mess.
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
We surveyed four turtles to see their answers to this question: What's the first thing you'd grab if you had to evacuate your home? 🔴: Dad 🟠: the fridge 🟣: [gross sobbing because he can't move his entire lab] 🔵: my penis 🥴
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
youtu.be/H_sJXNWG_bc
youtu.be
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
YouTube video by Mew Mew PeachySilver New
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I'M BACK ON MY FUCKING BULLSHIT AGAIN
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
i don't care enough to learn how to draw Kendra for this
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
🐲: I bet you wouldn't even care if I died. 🟣: Of course I would! 🐲: wait really 🟣: Yeah, because then I'd never get the apology I rightfully deserve. 🐲: I don't have any reason to apologize to you. 🟣: Then you may as well be dead.
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i am mildly obsessed with Stoner Donnie
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
cock, even
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
penis
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
"It shoulda been me..." "Oh. I didn't realize you felt that way about her." "who tf was talking about HER"
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turt4turt 🏳️‍⚧️💙💜🏳️‍⚧️ @turt4turt.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
blacked out and wrote 700+ words of Leo absolutely roasting Donnie's ex gf Kendra to his face at like 5am this morning
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RyanJ萝卜 @luobobobobobo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
挠挠手心
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Haven Artz @havenartz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Old doodles #tcest
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