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Turt13

@turt13.bsky.social
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Fueled by coffee and fresh air. Always exploring, rarely serious. 🔴⚪️ U of Oklahoma alum | World traveler | Coffee junkie | Outdoorsman

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/10/2026
Jon unpacks AI’s promise of a better future, from the fate of our jobs to an "age of abundance"
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 01/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING: The family of Renee Good and her partner, Rebecca Good, have filed two federal lawsuits over Good’s January killing by ICE agent Jonathan Ross in Minneapolis. 1/
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Live shot of Deshaun waiting for support
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John Travolta Confused: What Huh
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🦗🦗🦗
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 09/09/2026
Dress like a seat night at the RNC 🪑... This is the crowd to open the GOP's midterm convention.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And you know the MAGAts will line up to buy this crap so they can "own the libs"
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My first thought was, "How long before we see Ballmer smirking in the Oval Office?.."
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: A U.S. Postal Service official has filed a whistleblower report alleging the agency is pushing ahead with a “secretive, rushed” effort to implement Trump’s order giving the federal government more control over mail voting, despite a court order blocking the plan.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Targeted pricing using AI about to wreck @dennycarter.bsky.social on chickpeas
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So apparently I eat like a world class athlete??
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A remarkably detailed image of Trump's brain
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh! Can't forget that he's a felcher so we know he's more focused on protein intake
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ahh... Yes. Another example of MAHA winning. Who could've foreseen that the roadkill eating, sewage swimming, crusty bandaid that is RFKJr would lead us into this predicament??
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm sure he's good for it, but maybe cash that check before any work gets started...
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Westbrook will always be one of my GOATs. Man singlehandedly kept PKC relevant during the franchise's most tumultuous period and was truly a prefect representation of the state's values.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hmm... Didn't have agreeing with Oz on my bingo card
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sounds like someone is getting their justice
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ahh, yes! "THIS is why the tax payer funded ballroom is a must!"
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's his thin-lipped, pursed smirk. Looks like someone has already tried to cave in a portion of this a-hole's face.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
*for free
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Season 1 was gripping with a crazy cliffhanger. Season 2 starting off with a bang..."
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It makes sense when you realize the ONLY successful venture that orange clown has ever had was The Apprentice. He's shaped his world view through the lens that he's the main character in his own show like some fucked up Truman Show.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Me calculating how this would financially ruin me
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a man is standing in front of a chalkboard with math equations on it .
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Punchbowl confirms what I suspected in a post last night. Thune reached a deal with Dems to fund DHS except for ICE and Trump rejected it. DONALD TRUMP is to blame for airport chaos - not Democrats.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Was this where people were "investing in plots as the next digital land rush" during the COVID Times? Can we get a thread of people posting those losses?
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Solid move. Let [insert any number of adjectives to describe this POS] grandpa rail on sex trafficking victims to their faces in front of the whole nation. Defend that to your fellow church-goers you MAGA morons
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Career backup who's looked good in limited stretches in an offense led by one of the better offensive minded coaches set to be paid as much as Super Bowl Champ, Sam Darnold. Solid system they've got
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Tonight is a full boycott of the State of the Union. If there’s one thing Trump can’t stand, it’s low ratings 😉 MoveOn and MeidasTouch announced they’ll host a “People’s State of the Union” rally at 8:30 p.m. ET near the Capitol on the National Mall.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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a man stands in front of a white board with the words is that english on it
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So I read that as he's treating reporters like cats because he can't physically get out of a chair to show off whatever portraits he's bragging about? Great sign for his health ☠️
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The ICE agent who murdered Renee Nicole Good and fled the scene has deleted all of his social media accounts. The Trump administration says he is currently at home on paid leave, enjoying time with his family. After this administration, we are going to need a Nuremberg Trials 2.0.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Link: www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Jan. 20, 2025
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JJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. As a reminder, these are not takes. This is just data. More context is always important. This is the Week 11 data dump.
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Remember, the NFL refused to let him be an owner because of his reputation and poor business dealings. Now, they're going to let him demand his name be put on one of their stadiums. I wonder how many sponsors will line up for that sweet deal? 🙄
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Jonzor @jonzor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Trump ignoring the failing economy
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Such a strongly worded message, Mike! Can't wait to see how you follow it up 🙄
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JJ Zachariason @lateroundqb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. As a reminder, these are not takes. This is just data. More context is always important. This is the Week 8 data dump.
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
OH NO. HE. DIDN'T!!!
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Turt13 @turt13.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Who could have guessed that? 🤷‍♂️
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥 Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine -Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats. Version of original on left, updated on right:
Thank you for your email. There is a temporary shutdown of the U.S. government due to a lapse in appropriations. I will respond to your message as soon as possible after the temporary shutdown ends. Please visit ED.gov for the latest information on the
Department's operational status.
Thank you.Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed H.R. 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of H.R. 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.
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