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Turner Wright

@turnerwright.bsky.social
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Escaping Twitter after 15 years. Wish me luck.

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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Crypto exec who's probably worth $100M+ tells everyone to use what could be an illegal sports bet on a platform that the Trump administration is supporting to hedge their investments.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"My friends need to bet on things. Well, I've never had any friends, but stupid people who give me money tell me this is important to them, and I want more money from them even though I'll be dead before I spend all of it."
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Well, I guess that's money we all have to burn out of principle. Also the first time a nazi will sign US currency home.treasury.gov/news/press-r...
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If only he had just stayed there and dealt with his own shit
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Dude, we get it... you want a pardon and have no morals...
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I.... I...
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Preparing for the week
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
And.... there is it. Nice to know he's handling his defeat with the same grace and dignity as with everything else he does.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That sums it up
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Ron Howard's voice: In fact, he had no clue what he was doing. His brain had been surgically removed years ago when he visited Epstein's island.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Surprised kitty
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
We're well aware of that. But you became a nazi all on your own.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Can’t travel without her, apparently
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
バカだ
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Good night folks.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Accurate
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Yup #signalgate
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@openargs.bsky.social Another weird one... didn't the Proud Boys lose their trademark? How can they legally (or even quasi-legally) launch an official memecoin?
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
The sum total of my belongings 9 years ago.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
They've lost their minds
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Every day for the next four years (HT to @legaleagle.bsky.social and @lizdye.bsky.social):
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Accurate
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Sunday morning cat
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
"You don't understand our laws. For the highest members of our government to deceive the people... as strange as it may sound, it's an even more heinous crime than murder. It's unthinkable."
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Words aren't needed
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Everyone who supports Trump now is lost to the world.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I still think this would have been perfect for the Tokyo Olympics
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Though this one is far more accurate:
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
That sums it up nicely @thedailyshow.com
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Reminds me of this meme
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Liar
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
She is the night
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
COVID kind of killed my enthusiasm for all holidays, as weak as it was before then. I don't know why I bothered this year.... the mood just struck? The cat is thrilled, btw.
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Austin street art
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
HT to odafalch 오다가다 #korea #martiallaw
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Apparently so.... @skynewsrss.bsky.social
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I mean... JFC #korea
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Daily #catloaf
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When will they get that he would let millions if not billions of people die with a smile if it meant he could get $5 or annoy someone he hates?
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I don't see this meme often enough. Let's spread it around, BlueSkiers?
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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