Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Crypto exec who's probably worth $100M+ tells everyone to use what could be an illegal sports bet on a platform that the Trump administration is supporting to hedge their investments. 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 27/05/2026"My friends need to bet on things. Well, I've never had any friends, but stupid people who give me money tell me this is important to them, and I want more money from them even though I'll be dead before I spend all of it." 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Well, I guess that's money we all have to burn out of principle. Also the first time a nazi will sign US currency home.treasury.gov/news/press-r... 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If only he had just stayed there and dealt with his own shit 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Dude, we get it... you want a pardon and have no morals... 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 24/09/2025And.... there is it. Nice to know he's handling his defeat with the same grace and dignity as with everything else he does. 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Ron Howard's voice: In fact, he had no clue what he was doing. His brain had been surgically removed years ago when he visited Epstein's island. 001
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 05/06/2025We're well aware of that. But you became a nazi all on your own. 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 12/02/2025@openargs.bsky.social Another weird one... didn't the Proud Boys lose their trademark? How can they legally (or even quasi-legally) launch an official memecoin? 010
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Every day for the next four years (HT to @legaleagle.bsky.social and @lizdye.bsky.social): 021
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 29/01/2025"You don't understand our laws. For the highest members of our government to deceive the people... as strange as it may sound, it's an even more heinous crime than murder. It's unthinkable." 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Everyone who supports Trump now is lost to the world. 001
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I still think this would have been perfect for the Tokyo Olympics 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 18/12/2024COVID kind of killed my enthusiasm for all holidays, as weak as it was before then. I don't know why I bothered this year.... the mood just struck? The cat is thrilled, btw. 031
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/12/2024When will they get that he would let millions if not billions of people die with a smile if it meant he could get $5 or annoy someone he hates? 000
Turner Wright @turnerwright.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I don't see this meme often enough. Let's spread it around, BlueSkiers? 001