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Dave Can’t Decide

@turn1mtngoat.bsky.social
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I used to post about all the stuff I watched. Currently a daily log of struggles with mental health and the US healthcare system.

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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 15h
Aw man. This chick ruled.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 16h
Creep Tapes, season 3, episodes 5 and 6. This show’s so freaking good. Loved 5, liked 6. #Horror365Challenge 113
Poster for The Creep Tapes.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 21h
MUNE!!!!
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, today is one month sober. Hooray, I guess. Shit’s boring as hell.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why we don’t gamble on sports, kids. Division Series dart throws: SD, LA, NYY, CLE
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
American Horror Story 13, episodes 4-6. Better than the first 3. 4 was excellent, 5 was kinda dumb, the only thing dragging down 6 was all the Emma Roberts. #Horror365Challenge 112
Poster for American Horror Story 13.
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Chop sucks shit and anyone who does it should be thrown down a flight of stairs. We also have to realize that there has never been a better climate for these idiots to do The Chop without feeling shame.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Huh. I’ve wasted the last two hours watching the Braves and Deshaun Watson win while I could have wasted it watching AHS. Time to fix that.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Good Life is admittedly one hell of a banger, but Ty France making it his walkup music is still a choice that would concern me if I wasn’t already aware of the politics of the modal white MLB player.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The White Sox are one of the only aspects of my life that isn’t actively damaging my mental health. Never saw that one coming.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1 out of 6 for division winners, 1 out of 6 for wild cards, 5 out of 12 playoff teams. Rookie of the year picks pretty good, maybe Lovullo has a chance for NL manager of the year, the rest are all bad. Wild card round predictions: BOS, HOU, SD, PHI. Go White Sox anyway.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bailed on Magic after one round because I became a salt mine. Got Ace of Base and Eminem on the radio on the way home, then spent the rest of my night drinking n/a beer and watching my favorite Simpsons. I feel a little better.
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Homer Simpson: He Can Talk! Gasping Apes
Alt: A scene from The Simpsons: Troy McClure in “Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to Get Off!”
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lost to the shuffler round 1. I hate everything. youtu.be/AV2fjUUhQkE?...
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I Hate Everything (Album Version)
YouTube video by The Suicide Machines - Topic
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paying money to play Magic: the Gathering for the first time since the Marvel prerelease. I like this set ok and I think my deck’s great. We’ll see how it goes.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
American Horror Story 13, episodes 1-3. Feels like they’re going full kitchen sink and I’m not that into it, but I got a little bit of Madelaine Petsch so it’s not all bad. #Horror365Challenge 111
Poster for American Horror Story 13.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight is my first attempt at two things: watching AHS 13 and drinking non-alcoholic beer. My hopes aren’t high for either.
Poster for “American Horror Story 13”.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶 Drive yourself insane tonight It’s not that far away and I just Filled up your tank earlier today 🎶 youtu.be/FljNILAozts?...
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Alkaline Trio - Mercy Me
YouTube video by AlkalineTrioVEVO
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just found the 30th Crimson Nirnroot. Yeah, sobriety has me bored half to death.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Creep Tapes, episodes 3 and 4. 3 was amazing. 4 was pretty meta but good. #Horror365Challenge 110
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My incredibly low expectations were exceeded. Definitely made me wish i was still smoking weed, though. #Horror365Challenge 109
Movie poster for “Scary Movie (2026)”.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look kids, it’s Candlebox!
Candlebox on stage in Downers Grove.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Local H gets a full length set! Buffalo Trace in the encore!
Local H on stage in Downers Grove.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fritz’s Corner, baby. Good to be back in a crowd seeing my third favorite band ever, Local H.
Local H on stage in Downer’s Grove.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Since my life went to shit I’ve had to skip a couple concerts, but I just found out Local H and Candlebox are playing not far from me tomorrow night. I think that’s a go.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got some Lou Malnati’s today, so today could’ve been worse 👍
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting back to doing the hard things today. Wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Still miss beer though.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey, remember horror? I do. I watched the first two episodes of Creep Tapes season 3. I’m too depressed to tell if it’s off to a good start, but not so depressed I don’t love Mark Duplass. #Horror365Challenge 108
The Creep Tapes.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yasper will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Yasper from The Afterparty holding up his hands in a loose approximation of a W.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In 2009, Pearl Jam played two nights at the United Center. Night one, they played the setlist of my dreams. I was at night two.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m going… outside… to… stalk… Lenny and Carl.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First full day back home. Still not ready to take on all the hard shit I have to do, but at least I slept well in my own bed and the substance cravings are bearable. Giving away my beer and weed was a good idea.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My top ten people from in-patient, posting because my memory is shit and I’d like to try to remember them: -Rehab lady -Intersex lady -Catholic lady -Mushroom roommate -Security guard roommate -Stalked guy -Rat lady -Jesus’s foot soldier -Alcoholic counselor -Elder care counselor
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First meal out of in-patient was a bacon cheeseburger, mozzarella sticks, and two dews. Then to the grocery store so I can carry on the new habits of drinking water and eating frozen breakfast sandwiches. My weed is right here but I’m not feeling the urge. Might stay sober a while.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Last day in the place. Going home in a couple two-tree hours. Not feeling great about it but at least I have a place to go and money to pay bills and buy food. That’s more than a lot of people here have.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.
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Bojack Horseman Hooray
Alt: A scene from Bojack Horseman: Todd saying “Hooray!… Question mark?”
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 13 in the place. They’re making excuses to keep me here longer because I’m good in groups and in interactions with other patients. The vibes are as close to immaculate as they get in places like this. I’m not mad about it because I hate what’s waiting for me out there.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess this is day 11? I dunno. I’m almost done here. I’m too stable to stay, even if I’m going back into hell when I leave.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Forgot to do my day 9 post so consider this day 9 1/2. The last cool person left this morning, and I’ve probably only got another 2 or 3 days myself. Not remotely ready to go home, but doing too good to stay here 🤷‍♂️
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Make that 3 cool people going home today. Sucks. We now enter the phase of inpatient where it stops being fun. Time to get my shit together.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Day 8. A couple cool people went home today so that’s a bummer, but that just encourages me to figure out how to get my ass out of here. I have concepts of a plan.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Day 7. Bad day.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Day 6 in the place. Lots of feelings today. 🎶 She drinks absinthe mixed with kerosene to keep herself upright The world still brings her down You can’t keep your shit together when god is on your side What chance do you have when he’s not around? 🎶 youtu.be/Zp6KFRf0EUo?...
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Counting Crows - Cover Up The Sun (Audio)
YouTube video by CountingCrowsVEVO
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Day 5 in the funny farm. Actually slept well last night and woke up feeling kinda good. Strongly appreciative of the “Adult summer camp” aspects of the experience right now. We’re gonna watch Inside Out tomorrow.
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Joy's Yay Moment in Inside Out
Alt: Joy's Yay Moment in Inside Out.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Day 4 in the monkey house. If they didn’t shine a light in my face every half hour at night I think I’d be doing good. The people here are great, and mental institutions are the only place I’ve ever been where attractive women get bored enough to talk to people like me.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Day 3 in the nut house. Detox has been surprisingly easy, exhaustion remains constant. First time I’ve ever been in patient with both cigs and my phone though. That’s not bad.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I went in-patient for mental health reasons (good decision! Wish I did it months ago!) but they let you keep your phones now? That’s weird.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yuuuuuuuuuuuup yep we’re doing this.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The exceedingly rare “Dave is listening to pop music” night. youtu.be/XjVNlG5cZyQ?...
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P!nk - Raise Your Glass (Official Video)
YouTube video by PinkVEVO
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I miss going to Against Me! shows.
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Dave Can’t Decide @turn1mtngoat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I owned Evil Empire before I owned RATM. Shit, I probably owned Battle of Los Angeles before I owned RATM. youtu.be/YZ_i3Ar8yZ4?...
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Roll Right
YouTube video by Rage Against The Machine - Topic
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